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I YANKEE YARNS. I SERVING AN ATTACHMENT. A young Yankee bachelor, who had been ap- pointed sheriff, was called upon to sever an attach- ment against a beautiful widow. He accordingly called upon her, and said, "Madam, I have an attachment for you." The lady blushed, and said that his attachment was reciprocated. u, You don't understand me you must proceed to court." I know it is leap yer, sir; but I prefer you doing the courting." Mrs Pierce, this is no time for trifling; the justice is waiting." "The justice Why, I preter a parson!" I NOT HIS. A man sat in a corner of a Pullman railway car- riage, in an easy attitude, his feel upon a large black trunk. The gentlemanly conductor, going his rounds at the first station, politely informed the man that the trunk must be put into the luggage van, to which the mitn made no repiy. At the second station the vexed con- ductor imperatively told the man that he must put the trunk into the luggage van or it would be removed from the train-to which the man made no reply. At the third station the irate conductor had the trunk removed, and left. The man said nothing. At the fourth station the mollified conductor, ad- dressing thn man, begged him to remember that he had but done his duty, and that his action -all solely the mau' fault-to which the man laconi- cally replied, Don't care 'taint my trunk." I AN AKECDOTR OF PATTI. Among the more or less diverting stories wmch ave filiating about in connection w)tn Madame Patti's farewell tour of America is one t/iat must be agreeable to Justice Stanley Matthews, of the United States Supreme Court. As it goev, Patti, then a little girl, once shared in a concert with Ole Bull, at Columbus, Ohio. After the show the party was given a supper by prominent politi- cians and legislators. They wanted little Adeiina to sing, but her mother objected because it was the child's bedtime. Justice, then plain Lawyer, Matthews begged Adelina to coax her mother. "If you will sing for us,"said he, "I will do anything you wish." Adeiina coaxed, mamma yielded, and the gifted girl sang "Home, Sweet Home. Then sl1 said to the. lawyer:— inow, an-, you must stand on your head." Do you really wish it ? he asked, Certainly," replied the wanton elf. "Very well," said. ho. "Hcregozs." And he did it, amid the thunderous applause of the whole jfoom. I A CHRISTMAS 8TORY. The banker sat in his study. 'He was sore per- plexed. The daughter whom he loved and cherished for 30 years was pining away and droop- ing. The thermometer ceased to register 90 degrees in the shade when she unutaspe I that sunny smile from her forty-two calibre mouth and allowed it to gambol over her counten- ance. And then, Christmas was coming. When the thought of all this came upon him, the gloom which overspread his face became as back as a Cincinnati snow-flake. After Beatrice.(for that is the name of our heroine) had kept the gentle reader waiting for a few minutes while she allowed the sensuous kiss of the powjer puff to rest upon her cheek, she came tripping into the room. Theu she went out and got a ta,I, hammer and nailed down the piece of oil-cloth that tripped her. Papa," she said, as she seated herself on his knpe, Christmas is very near is it not?" Just then the ciock chimed out in silvery tones. I am so unhappy 1" she went on without heediner the interruption. Wny, my child ?' But she was silent. Her father noticed that she was silent, and marveded greatly. "Is their anything that I can do to make my child less unhappy ? Christmas i. coming-" The clock chimed out agtm, and the old man put it into the coal scuttle. Christmas is coming," he continued, and I will promise you anything I have it in my power to give it it will only chase the sorrow from your brow. ."Then, papa, I will tellyouall. I love Reginald, your cashier. You have refused your consent to our union." "My child, my child," he said in broken accents (he was of German descent) you know not what you ask. Do you taink 1 you can stand a Canada climatc ?" Then a thought seemed to strike him. "Perhaps" be' muttered, It would be best. I might as well keep it all in the family." Among the chimes which rung out on the clear, crisp Chr stmas air, Beatrice and Reginald beard only the bells which told of their weddiug. And when Reginald went north for his health, the entire family accompanied him.

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