The Aberdare Leader

SERVICES FOR SUNDAY NEXT. TABERNACLE Congregational Church, JL Aberdare. Preacher, Rev. J. Morgan Jones, pastor. Morning and evening, TRINITY Chapel.—Preacher, Rev. J. L. Jenkins, pastor. Morning and evening. HIGHLAND Place Unitarian Church- Morning at 11, evening at 6. Preacher, Rev. W. G. Topping, Liverpool. CHRISTADELPHIAN Hall, Gwawr street, Aberaman. Morning at 11, evening at 6. CHRISTIANS Meeting House, Forge C View, Godreaman. Morning 10.30; evening 6. Preacher, Mr David Morgan, Treharris. -¡' TRINITY, Monday Evening at 7.30 Special Missionary Meeting TO BE ADDRESSED BY MISS THOMAS (OF LIVERPOOL), KHASSIA MISSIONER. Subject:—" The Khassia Missions." Illustrated by lantern views.

For remainder of Up and Down the Valley see page 3,- Hipwain. For posters, handbills and cards in connec- tion with concerts and all kinds of meetings, go to the LADER Office, Market-street, Aber- dare. POLICE PROMOTION. We congratulate acting-sergeant Isaac Davies of Hirwain Police Station, on his well deserved promo- tion to the rank of full sergeant. SOAR WESLEYAN CHAPEL.—The pulpit of this place of worship was occupied on Sun- day by the popular chaired poet, Mr H. Lloyd (Ab Hevin), Aberdare, who preached acceptable sermons both morning and eve- ning. RAMOTH CHAPEL.—On Monday evening, the weekly meeting of the Young People's Society was held at the Vestry Room, the pastor, Rev Geo Hague, presiding over a good attendance of members. An inspiring I paper was read by Mr Henry Jones, the subject being Humiliation." An interes- ting discussion followed, and Mr Jones was heartily thanked for his paper. AcCIDENT.-Oia Tuesday evening an acci- dent befel two workmen named William R. Jones and Tom Williams, Cynon-terrace, who were employed at the Tower Colliery. Just as the men were finishing their day's work, a large quantity of coal fell upon them. Some workmen close by rendered immedi- ate assistance to clear the debris. The men were soon conveyed home, and Dr I. G. Thomas was promptly in attendance. We are pleased to learn that the injuries of both workmen are not very serious. DEBATING SOCIETY.—The weekly meeting of this class was held at Nebo Vestry on Friday evening, Mr Thos. Jones (Bronwydd), presiding over a good attendance. The meeting took the form of a Parliamentary debate,8 which proved most amusing and interesting, The topic was Should bach- elors be taxed." Several of the members took part in the debate. The Government met with strong opposition, and had to deal with several amendments. Although the motion was carried by the house, loud cries of withdraw and "turn them out" were heard from the opposition benches, and owing to disregard of the rules of the house, the chairman had to suspend some of the members for three months. The lady members although not participating in the debate, seemed to thoroughly enjoy themselves.

Trecynon BETHEL.-On Monday evening, at the above place, a most enjoyable evening was spent. The chief feature was the present- ing of Mr Tom Phillips with a valuable music stand, for services rendered during the last six years as organist at Bethel. The conduct of the meeting was in the able hands of the Rev J. Richards. Solos were sung by Miss Sarah A. Jarman, sop- rano Messrs S. Barber, tenor; D. O. Davies, baritone John Jones, bass. Mouth organ solo, John Jones mandoline duetts by Messrs J. Evans and D. T. Davies. Mr Thomas, Gadlys, on behalf of his friends, presented the stand. Mr W. Davies spoke well of Mr T. Phillips's capabilities and faithfulness. Mr Phillips responded in a most able manner. The bards presented their verses, and many friends spoke well of the recipient's many virtues. This most pleasant meeting closed with a song by Mr John Jones.

Gadlys. Sale bills, circulars, etc., neatly printed at' he LEADER Office, Market-street, Aberdare OBITUARY.—With deep regret we record the death of Maggie Mary Davies, aged 2 years, the beloved child of Mr Thomas and Mrs Eliz. Davies, 27, Gadlys street, which took place on Monday morning, after a few days, illness. The interment, which is private, takes place on Thursday at the New Cemetery.

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Aberdare. SALE.—The birds of the late Mr Robinson, Merthyr, are for sale. Particulars trom Mr J. O'Leary, 46, Oxford-street. DEATH.—On Friday, at Canton, Cardiff, the Rev T. Melville Jones, vicar of Pyle, passed away at the age of 65. He had held the curacies of Llantrisant, Aberdare. and Llanwonno. PICTORIAL CONCERT.—Don't forget the grand pictorial concert to be held next Sunday evening at the Market Hall in aid of the A.S.R.S. Orphan Fund. Songs and recitations will be given illustrited by Mr Haggar's Royal Bioscope pictures. WE WOULD advise our readers to take a walk to Victoria Square on any Thursday evening to see R. H, Miles' mag- nificent show of Meat, and while there take notice of the excellent assortment of cooked delicacies prepared by a professional London Chef of 28 years experience. AMATEUR ATHLETIC CLUB. — A meeting to consider the suggestion by Mr Edward Parr, referred to in our last issue, to form an amateur athletic club, will be held at the Cardiff Castle Coffee Tavern at 8.30 on Friday, November 18th. All interested in athletics and in the welfare of young men are asked to attend. Mr W. Thomas, soli- citor, will preside. BETHANIA LITERARY SOCIETY.—The fort- nightly meeting of this Society was held on Tuesday, Mr J. Mills in the chair. The programme consisted of a reading by Mr J. Evans, several gramophone selections by Mr Tom Evans, reading by Miss Johns, two songs by Mr William Thomas, song by Mr John Davies, and reading by Mr D. P. Jones. In the sight-singing competition Mr Daniel Jones was awarded the prize by the adjudicator, Mr J. Evans. FOREIGN MISSION. Miss Thomas, the missioner who is to address a meeting in Trinity Chapel on Monday next, as per announcement in our columns, is the daugh- ter of the late celebrated Rev John Thomas of lyiverpool, and one time pastor of Hope Church, Merthyr. Miss Thomas has been very successful in her work on the Khassia Hills, India, and during her furlough has kindly consented to lecture at various places, on her work. A very interesting evening is promised, and all sympathisers with Foreign Missions are heartily wel- comed. OBITUARY.—After a three days' illness Mr W. Fisher Thomas, architect and sur- veyor, of 30, Canon street, died on Monday, at the age of 30 years. He was the younger son of Mr Daniel Thomas, cattle dealer, Aberdare (one of the oldest inhabitants of the place), and brother of Mr J. D. Thomas, solicitor. The funeral, which will be strictly private, takes place to-day (Thursday), at the public Cemetery. The late Mr Thomas was of a genial disposition, and his demise is a source of great regret to a large circle of friends. ORCHESTRAL CONCERT.—An announce- ment will be found in another column of a grand orchestral concert, to be held on Thursday evening next at the Market Hall. The following artistes are billed to appear: Madam L. Sobrino, the celebrated soprano; Miss Marian Morgan, Newport, solo violin, and Mr Ceres Jackson, of the famous Black Dyke Band. Madame Sobrino, who has distinguished herself at Berlin, Bey- reuth and London, &c., will sing, Ernani in Volami" with orchestra, a couple of new songs by Cowen, and a new song entitled Daffodils ablowing by Edward German. Mr Ceres Jackson will play two cornet solos, and Miss Marian Morgan will play two violin solos. The orchestra will play among other selections, The William Tell overture," 11 Peer Gynt Suite," and A Country Girl selection."

Cwmbach. MATCH.—The Cwmbach F.C. entertained the Aberdare Corinthians last Saturday, when a good match ended in a drawn game of a goal each. Moss Price of the homesters sustained a severe injury. G. Davies saved off several penalties taken by D. Williams of the Corinthians. FOOTBALL.-The following players will constitute the Aberaman Windsors and Cwmbach teams in the replayed tie of the LEADER Medals Competition, at Michaels Field, Aberaman, -on Saturday next. Kick off at 3.15 p.m. sharp. Cwmbach: Goal. E. R. Williams; backs, Tom Williams and M. J. Davies; halves, G. Davies, Will Lloyd and W. Buffton; forwards, D. J. Williams, Fred Rees, J. L. Jones, J. R. Thomas, and Thos. Thomas. Reserves, Tommy Evans, Dan Davies, Joe Matthews, Geo, Davies, R. Williams, R. Thomas and T. J. Williams. Windsors: Goal, Dan Griffiths; backs, W. Rake and D. II, Parry; halves, D. Bowen, G. Jones and H. Roderick; forwards, T. Probert, W. Morgan, Silverthorne, Tom Williams and E. T. Evans. Reserves, Dewi Jones, W. T. H. Williams, D. Badham, H. J. Williams, S. Westenhalme, J. Pentland, S. S. Harris and Hamilton. Referee, Mr J. G. Havard.

Mountain Ash. CORRECTION.—In the report of the Aber- dare Police Count last week, instead of W. James, Mountain Ash, charging John Chappell with assault, it should read that Chappell charged James with the assault. FOOTBALL,-The following fifteen have been selected to do service for the New Finn against the Old Firm at Moun- tain Ash on Saturday next: Back, Edmund Evans three-quarter backs, Austin Davies, L. Edwards, Tommy Arnold and Frank Lucimore half-backs, Dai Rees and Mog Bevan; forwards, Dai Jones (capt.), Griff John, Jack Jones, W. Bevan, Joe Eynon, Geo. Wrentmore, P.C.'s Arch and Matthews. CHALLENGE.—Re walking match sup- posed to have been arranged between Albert Payne, Mountain Ash, and Evan Davies, Capcoch, at Mountain Ash, on October 31. The backers of Payne are prepared to make a match between the above for a distance of "13 miles for £10 a side. A meeting either at Capcoch or Mountain Ash to bind the match as soon as possible would oblige. Only business meant.—Advt. MISSIONARY meetings were held at Rhos Baptist Chapel on Sunday. Rev W. Hughes, principal of the African Institute, Colwyn Bay, conducted the "service. The afternoon service which was in English, was conducted by one of the African students, who sang in English and in his own lan- guage. In the evening the Rev W. Hughes spoke in support of the foreign missions. The collections, which were very substan- tial, were in aid of tne African Instiute. TEMPERANCE.—On Monday night last, at Providence Congregational Church, Mr S. Pilling, of Leeds (Lecturer of the British Temperance League), delivered a most instructive lecture under the auspices of the Universal Total Abstinence Society, on Why not free trade in drink ?" The Rev Thomas Anthony presided. On Wednesday night, at Bethel Congregational Church, Miskin, Mr Pilling spoke on "Drink. Poverty, and Crime." Mr David Thomas, Primrose Hill, presided. AN OPEN SMOKER was held in connection with the Sirdar Lodge of the R.A.O.B., at the Bruce Arms on Wednesday night. The president was Mr Win. Morgan, K.O.M., Aberaman. The program included the following: Solos, Messrs. J. Harris, D. J. Richards, Aberaman. W. Jenkins, W. H. Bailey, Charles Mathews, J. Skinner, and H. A. Howells, Aberaman. Comic songs: Messrs J. Skinner, G. Jones, Idris Leyshon, and George Townsend. Duets were given by Messrs Harris and Jones, and Mathews and Jones. A glee song was splen- didly rendered by the Aberaman Glee Party. Mr Jones accompanied in his usual good style. BETHANIA MUTUAL IMPROVEMENT So- CIETY, At a largely attended meeting of the above Society, held on Thursday eve- ning at Bethania Hall, Mr James Davies in the chair, the question Should Museums and Art Galleries be open on Sundays ?" was debated at some length. Mr D. R. Smith, in a very able paper led for the affir- mative, and was supported by Messrs J. A. Thomas, Ben James, Ivor Davies, Tom Davies, D. J. Thomas, Ben Thomas, Steve Davies and Miss Richards. The leader of the negative was Mr Griff Davies, who was supported by Messrs Pearce Roberts, Peter Close, S. Phillips, Jno. Thomas, James Morris. David Thomas, Jenkin Thomas, and Mrs Owen Jones and Miss Harris. After a very interesting and instructive discussion, the question was put to the vote, the nega- tive winning by fourteen votes. WADDING.—On Tuesday last at St Marga- rei's Church, a very pretty marriage was solemnised by the Rev H. J. Fish. The contracting parties were Mr Arthur Knap- ton, Shirehampton, Bristol, and Miss Har- riet Walsh, daughter of Mr and Mrs Walsh, Middleton Villa, Mountain Ash, The bride was tastefully attired in cream net lace with hat of cream felt and feathers to match, and carried a shower bouquet of aratium and lillies of thevalley. Mr George Knapton acted I., as best man, and Miss M. Taylor as brides- maid. The presents which were very numerous, included :-A cheque from father of bride parcel of linen from Mrs Muir Mackenzie (daughter of the late Lord Aberdare); silver tea spoons and sugar tongs from Miss Bruce Mr and Mrs Knap- ton, silver salt cellar; Miss Taylor, flower vase; Mrs Taylor, sugar basin; Miss F. Taylor, picture Mr and Mrs Cox. tea ser- vice; Mr G. Knapton, cheque. Breakfast was partaken of at the bride's mother's house. The wedding cake, which was in three tiers, was mounted with a shower bouquet of carnations. The happy couple left with the 12.45 train for Marlborough, Wiltshire, where the honeymoon will be spent. FIRE.-On Tuesday evening a fire broke out in a stable belonging to Mr Wiltshire, cab proprietor, but was, with the aid of the police, quickly extinguished. Sergeant Lewis and other members of the police force, through applying the hose pipe, sue- ceeded in preventing the fire from spreading into the adjoining premises. Inspector Thomas, of the N.S.P.C.C., who happened to be near at hand, also rendered valuable aid. The damage done was not great. The cause of the fire is unknown.

Pennhiwceiben. PERSONAL.—We are sorry to understand thab our young townsman, Mr Edward Evans, who is now at Trevecca College, is seriously ill, having had a severe attack of Typhoid Fever. The earnest wishes of all are with him for a speedy recovery. THANKSGIVING SERVICES. On Sunday last the annual thanksgiving services were held by Penuel Calvinistic Methodists, The Rev Evan Beynon, the pastor, preached appropriate and edifying sermons morning, afternoon and evening. The chapel was very tastefully decorated with the produce of garden and conservatory, and of the fields and highways as well, reminding us of the old Jewish custom of presenting the fruits in the Temple. The various meetings were well attended. On Monday the annual tea was held. The following ladies presided at the tables:—Mrs Howells and Mrs Thomas Mrs Humphreys and Mrs Jenkins Mrs Rich, Mrs Husband and Mrs Williams; Mrs Beynon and Miss Harris Mrs Jones and Miss A. Whittaker; Mrs Richards, Mrs Powell and Miss Williams; Mrs Kendall and Mrs Whittaker'; Mrs Shale and Miss Shale. We understand that a good sum will be realised towards the building fund. After tea the disposal of the fruits, &c., took place. We are glad to note that there is a steady increase in the membership, and the new pastor and the various officers of the church are energetically working for the extension of the spiritual kingdom.

Abercynon. ST. DONAT'S CHURCH.—A lecture, illus- J trated by lantern views, was given by Mr W. Godfrey (organiser and lecturer for the Church Committee for Church Defence and Church Instruction) at St. Donat's Church, on Monday, 31st October. Subject, The History of the Early Church." The lecture was fairly well attended, and proved very interesting and instructive. It is the first of a series of six to be given monthly. BETHANIA CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.— Special meetings in connection with the recognition of the Rev D. J. Thomas, for- merly of Rudry, as pastor of :Bethania, were held on November 6.and 7. On Sunday, the Rev John Evans, Bryn, Llanelly, preached all day. On Monday the services were conducted by the above rev gentleman and the Rev J. J. Williams, Ton, Pentre, the past minister of the church. ENGLISH CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.—A very successful Coffee Supper was held in the vestry of the above church on Thursday evening. A large number sat down to the good things provided. The whole of the arrangements were carried out in a success- ful manner by the following committee of ladies :—Mrs W. T. Jones, Mrs E. Jones, {•Misses Norton. Edwards, and Cheen, Mrs Matthews and Miss Thomas. Mrs W. T. Jones was the secretary. The following ladies assiduously attended to the wants of all present:—Mesdames Kelly, Pugh, Burge, Edwards, Perry Blake, Price, Hemson. Slade, Taylor, and Miss M. Edwards. The members of the church and others responded heartily to the demands made on them to assist, and a good sum of money has been realised.

Aberdare Bankruptcy Court ■ On Monday, before Mr R. W7illiams, registrar, and Mr W. L. Daniel, official receiver. MOUNTAIN ASH COLLIER'S FAILURE. John Charles Olden, collier, Mountain Ash, was represented by Mr W. Davies, on behalf of Mr Gwilym Jones His liabilities wereL65 5s 3d, assets CIO, with which he had filed his petition. His earnings only averaged 25s per week. He worked in a poor place. He discovered his insolvency 12 months ago. He had been sued for groceries by Mr T. G. Williams, Miskin. He had nine children, one of them working and earning 15s per week. Their aggregate 11 cl wages were insufficient to keep the family, hence his insolvency. He did not file his petition sooner because he expected things to improve. His furniture had been dis- trained upon for rent. His household ex- penses since September, 1903, were CI17 L 15s 3d. He owed zC36 for groceries and X24 for clothing supplied. His examination was adjudged closed. CYCLE DEALER, IRONMONGER, AND INSURANCE AGENT. Daniel Jerman, 88, Cardiff road, Aber- aman, was represented by Mr W. Thomas, Aberdare. Debtor said he was a cycle agent, and also an ironmonger in a small way. His liabilities were £ 165 13s 5d, assets £ 7 10s Od (stock) and -210 (costs of petition). He started business in March, 1903, without capital and without experience. His father-in-law went security for him then. He had been in the ironmongery and cycling line for 14 years. Debtor kept no Z, Y books of accounts, he did not think his business big enough for that.-Official Receiver It was big enough for you to run into a debt of .£165.-Debtor, proceeding, said he discovered his insolvency in April upon being pressed by creditors. He con- tinued to trade expecting things to get better. Most of the business was ready money, but sometimes he trusted valuable machines to purchasers because he had no time to seek security. He trusted them to be honest.-Official Receiver: Men like you 17, should not go into business, you ought to be a servant.—As an insurance agent debtor said he had been receiving 19s per week for 20 weeks. Under another company he got 14s per week for 26 weeks, but he had to cover the lapses.— Official Receiver: What is the meaning of that word cover." I suppose it is a tech- nical term signifying Heads I win, tails you lose?"—Debtor: Yes, sir.—Debtor said that his cash receipts— £ 68 14s Od, had gone towards household expenses. The examination was, on the application of Mr Thomas, adjudged closed.

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_Cz' SCRAPS. [BY THE SCRIBE.] i Sir Marcliant Williams will now be fully convinced that the Merthjr Guardians are friends in court to some who are called upon to maintain their parents. At a recent meeting they gave him carte blanche to j7 deal with the obstinate children of a pauper parent, and at the next meeting vetoed his order! -0:- There is no better known character in Aberdare than the poor unfortunate drover who was run over the other day by a brake. Will-co-patch," I am told, is a corruption of Wil Die o'r Patch." Judge Gwilym Williams and Wil were boys together in old Aberdare, and a short time ago His Honour recognised his old acquaintance in the street. Dere yma, Wil," said the Judge, and handed him half-a-crown. Will did not recognize his benefactor, and on being told that he was no other than Judge Williams, he exclaimed in amazement: Ai dyna Gwilym!" and forthwith sped in search of a fountain where he could drink his Honour's health. -:0:- Judge Williams' sphere of reproof and admonition is a very wide one. At the Aberdare County Court last week he re- buked two young fellows who appeared before him in unconventional neck-gear. Can't you get a collar between you?" he asked. Are you paid by the folio ? I notice your letters are always extremely long," was the remark he made to some lawyer whose verbosity is apparently no less conspicuous in his correspondence than in his speeches. 0 Many and varied are the excuses put forward by those who grace the dock with their presence. One man pleaded that he was "over age." "How old are you?" asked the Judge. Fifty," was the reply. Duw cato ni exclaimed the judge, I am 15 years older than you, and I don't consider myself over age. Fourteen sus- pended fourteen." Another volunteered the statement that he and his wife had parted. That's of no interest to me," said his Honour, shaking his head, "I don't want her." -:0:- The child is mimic of the man. Last Friday, -vhile the carcase of the poor horse that met its death near the Aberdare Town School was being hauled by, the children formed themselves into a procession at the rear of the cart, and with assumed gravity followed for a long distance, singing Ebenezer in plaintive tones. -:0:- W.C. writes calling attention to the dila- pidated state of the Aberdare Jubilee Foun- tain, which he says would be of some use, as well as ornament, if Kept in repair. If I am correct, the last time the fountain had a dressing up was at the Coronation. It will probably remain undisturbed until we get another coronation or jubilee. The latter is assuredly a long way off.

Noisy Cwmaman Collier. Noah Jones, a Cwmaman collier, was charged at Pontypridd on Wednesday with using obsence language and also with damaging a coach; the property of the Taff Vale Railway Company. Mr Edwards, school teacher, Abercynon, said he was a passenger on the 22nd October from Aber- cynon to Pontypridd. Defendant was in the compartment, and when the train was in motion he became very abusive and disorderly, used indecent language, and placed his hands on witness's face. When witness refused to fight, defendant caught hold of him, and threw him from one end of the compartment to the other. Christo- pher Bethel corroborated, and added that defendant struck his hand through the window, breaking it to pieces, and cutting his hand badly. Mr Hurford, stationmaster, Pontypridd, said that defendant was han- ded over to him at Pontypridd, and his attention was called to the window, which was damaged to the extent of 12s 6d. The Bench imposed a fine of £1 in the first case, and t2 for the damage, the presiding magistrate, Mr Gregory, adding that defen- dant was not safe to be about by himself.

New Police Inspector for Mountain Ash. P.S. Davies, Caerphilly, was last week appointed successor to the late Police In- spector W. G. Lewis, Mountain Ash. The new inspector is a Pembrokeshire man, married, and 40 years of age. He joined the force 20 years ago at Canton. Cardiff. From there he went to Merthyr, where he was clerk at the head station for a number of years. He was afterwards promoted sergeant to Treharns; as a successor to P.S. John David, the present Aberdare in- spector. He remained at Treharris for five years, after which period he was removed to Caerphilly, where he has been stationed for four years. His selection for the post of Inspector at Mountain Ash is a popular one, and he has received numerous con- gratulations on his appointment.

(From Punch.) A DECLAP.ATION. -"Louisa. you,- ve stolen some- thing. "Go on!"— "You 'ave." "You're a What 'ave I stole "My 'eart!" "PRETTY POLLY."—Evidently upset by the voyage, and suffered (as did her backers severely) from mal de mare. THE new Member for Thanet is undoubtedly a valuable addition to the Fiscal Reformatory. FASHION authorities predict a great revival in the wearing of lace this season. Even men, it is said, will wear lace boots. MR. JOHN ALEXANDER DOWIE is said to be constructing an airship at Zion City. If the report be true we may yet see an apostle up a gum tree. THE Diet of Lippe has decided to stand none of the Kaiser's. THE newspaper which announced the other day POLICE MISTAKE INNOCEKT MAN RELEASED FROM PRISON was unintentionally sarcastic. TRUE POLITENESS.—(Another incident at a tenants' ball. )-Daugliter of the house (dis- hevelled and torn after one turn round the room with clumsy partner): "Do you mind very much, Mr. Quickstep, if we sit out the rest of it?"—Mr. Quickstep: "Jest as you like, miss. I'm only a-dancin' for youi\pleasure