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tyustard and Cress. In the Bailey's Arms case, heard at tke Pontypridd Police Court on Wednesday, Mr James Phillips, in cross-examining the sergeant inspected the "plan' of the premises, and trus- ted when he built a new house a, policeman'* plan would not be adopted. Dr Hunter evidently bad the midsummer's nights' dream in his mind when he suggested the various places in the sketch should be marked thus: This is a w-ndow, etc. His touching appeal to the wit- ness to be fair "for once in his life" raised general smile, which was taken up by the learned gentlemen on the Bench. The rainfall registered at Maesderwen, Pontypridd, during September was 3.51 inches, as compared with 3.59 during the correspond' iug period of last year. The Rev R. Thomas, Penrhiwceiber, has, during the last three weeks, preached 40 times in different Cyrddau Mawr both in North and South Wales. Mr J. E. Thomas, son of the Rev R. Thomas, Penrhiwceiber, will commence his studies at Edinburgh University on the 15th inst. He received his preparatory education at Ponty- pridd Academy, under the tutorship of Mr E. D. Edwards, M.A. This is another instance of the principal's efficiency as a teacher. Shortly after midnight on Tuesday several messengers were seen hurrying along Taff street with the object of calling on the fire brigade to extinguish a fire at the District Council Chamber. Dense volumes of smoke were seen pouring out of the windows, but investigation proved that the flames were still confined to the fire grates, the smoke issuing from the wrong end of badly drawing chimneys. Talk about the dense, murky, November London fogs! They are as nothing compared to the conditions which prevailed at the Ponty- pridd District Council Chamber on Tuesday. Fires had just been lit, and the chimneys re- fused to draw, with the result that members, as they walked into the room full of smoke which could be felt, looked dim and gaunt, mak- ing one imagine they were visitants from the nether world. There were humorous incidents, by the sroi*, in connection with the School Board election. One old lady went into the booth, and de- clared that she was illiterate, but indigD infj declined to teil the presiding officer the names of the candidates for whom she wished to vote. She went outside, but, evid- ently prompted by someone at the door she returned and told the secret. I "Who do you want to vote for"? was the ¡ question put to an able bod eJ man at Treorky "Wel, pwy dd——1 chi'u feddwl," wal tre reply, "ond y dyn bach, wrth gwrs," and it j took the officer somA time 'o discover who ilie i "lyn bach" was 1who do you want to vote forp" asked the returning officer. I don't care a d-" was the reply. But who do you want to see re- turned?" "Not one of the devils" was the an- sv. er, and the intelligent voter walked out of the booth without recording a vote tor any one. In one instance the generosity of a votpr j living at Pentre was almost boundl s. It not a case of bribery and corruption, but simply magnificent "giving away." Oi;dtwch i fi wei'd," said the voter—"Rhowch bump i Jenkins, yt Ocean, pump i Mr Morris, a rhoddwch y pump arall i bwy fynoch ch'i— cym'rwch nhw'ch hunan, o'm rhan i." That was the Ystrad School Board Election. What about the people who were summoned to count the Ystrad School Board Election votes in 1896 and never turned up until 1899?There- by hangs a tale, the sequel of which was re- vealed last Monday, "all the king's horses and the king's men" will not drag the mystery from the manly bosom of the man who revels in the dark stories of "Mustard and Cress." "There were more blunders made by voters in this last School Board election than I have ever seen in any other election," said a p 'l clerk to a schoolmaster, "and it does not re- flect much credit on your schools." "My dear fellow," was the teacher's ready reply, "those voters were born before their time. If they had been young enough to have passed through my school they would have been properly taught." It is said that Dr Jones, the Rhondda Medi- cal Officer of Health, declared on Saturday that the health of the district was allowed to "go to the dogs" for that day, because his subordi- nates were all (or nearly every one) employed as presiding officers or polling-clerks. The doc- tor may have meant it, but he did not use the slang term quoted; that was simply a little em- bellishment put on by the informant of the "Mustard and Cress" man. What a rush there was at Treherbert on Saturday for the "Pontypridd and Rhondda Chronicle" to be sure! "Sold out" was the only reply. Then, at Pontypridd, the "Foot- ball Edition" (out an hour and a half before the Cardiff evening papers) went "like fire." One of the Llwynypia ticket collectors was in a "scrimmage" last Saturday, and if he had not been a "cool customer" he would have fared badly. There was such a rush of specta- tors for the Cardiff-Llwynypia match that he got fairly "bowled over," but when squatting on the ground he lustily cried out, "Tickets, please." The inhabitants of the upper portion of Pen- tre were very much startled on Saturday by the appearance of a herculean ghost. On in- vestigation, however, it was found that a bag of flour had played a very prominent part in a scratching competition between a majestic widow and her neighbour at the house which the supposed ghost came out of.

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