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atts attft JCitticus. Housekeeper Wtll, Susan, I suppose you can bake ?" Sussn Shure, there's the dough on me nails yet since last week Bridget Me mistress has been presented at court, Mrs M'Fla'o." Mrs M'Flab: "Ye don't say so Phwat was the charge ? Nice for the Visitor.—Visitor I'm afraid your mamma, was n"t expecting me ?" Little Girl On, yes, she was I heard her say that you always called about tea time." Visitor And have you any uncles and aunts?' Winifred: "Oh, yes, lots of uncles and aunts. But I'm very scarce in grandfathers and grand- mothers Johnny, aged four, went into a near-by grocery and ask,d for a box of canary seed. Is it for your mother?" asked the grocer. "No, of course not," replied the little fellow. It's for the bird." „ I'm sorry you don't like the new nurse," she said to her husband. She's so good about singing to baby and keeping him quiet." Yes," was the calm reply, -but I would rather hear the baby -c y." Ang,Ia (in whom Edgar has been proposing) Tell me, Edgar Did you ever say anything like this to at v woman before ?" Edgar (in a burst of honesty): My dear girl, do you think that it could be doue like that the first time?" "I am unfamiliar with social customs," said one Strang'r to auothsr. What is the usual mode of procedure in [Tarrying an heiress?" "It is very simple. You tell the lady how much you love her and her father how much you owe other people." Johnny, your hair is wet. You've been in swimming agaiu." "I fell in, ma." "Nonsense. Your clothes are perfectly dry." Yes'm. I koow'd you didn't want me to wet 'em, so I took 'm off bt,fore I fell in." That Boy Again—Mrs Bilkins (sweetly) "Do have another piece of cake, Cousin John." Cousin John: "Why, really, I've already had two hut it's so g )od I believe I will have another." Litt'e Johnnie (excitedly): "Ma's a winner! Ma's a winner She Baid she'd bet you'd make a pig of yourself Old Gentleman (bestowing a trifle) Poor fellow What has brought you to this condition of suff ring ? Trtomp: Timperance, sor." Old Gent emau Temperance Tramp Yis, sor Oi've done nothing all day but sit in the park and ..(rink \atcr; but with the help avyer honour's sixpence, Oi'll be a new man in a few minutes."

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