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Jjacts unb ^antics '-o ^iiging remarks are apt to nettle a person. n>an who sticks up for his mister—A billposter. I Ijh, ?n Would be very wise if they could only learn as no aH their boys think they could teach them. the'r°K^" Were a so^'er • y°u £ ° c'ear through w elli°n "No, I married during the war, and have "Wh V011^ the rebellion yet. the d «•'1;S ^'veA London journalist is ready with a Vo> !0n ^"u extravagant desire on the part of l°'l4rig\ maU some young woman's board and lha0-^e-r ^-ave Said Nothing.—Elderly Aunt—"Mydear, ^ou down in my f,,r 10,000 dollars." H.nv ece"Oh, auntie, what can I say to thank you ? .,w«e you feeling to-day ?" b0(.i .J ack, was it yes or no with her?" "It was "he "Both How's that ?" "Well, T asked her if going to give me my answer and she said yes asked her what was the answer and she said no." Gr\;[,U ality.Broken-hearted Girl "He treated me «av, ?•" Sympathetic Male Cousin (aching for a fight, lirol "What did he do—break off the engagement!" ven-hearted Girl "No, he never even proposed." lar easinR His Wife.—Jinks—"Why do you offer such a <vVew^d f°r the return of that contemptible pug sUch W'uks—" To please my wife." Jinks—" But a. reward will be sure to bring him back," Winks— It Nv",I,t He's dead." coJij • ET DESPERATE —Middle-aged Spinster (as tramp t0 the yard): "What do you want here, anything bin Tramp; "What else should I want, madam? v think I came to offer a proposal of marriage ?" HAV °F A FELLOW.—Kate "I'm not going to bashf i euce ISashley call on me any more. He's too "Wul l°r a"y tiling." Delia: "How is he?" Kata Uv0 -,y' J asked how long his arm was,'and he said thirty- wai !nuhes- I then told him that was just the size of my v he never did anything." I V, ^PARK HOURS.—Mr Hayseed, arriving at city hotel i calgIÎ) kia hear the gong here when it rings for dinner. fro,. V—Clerk We have no gong. "We have breakfast s<ix ? Slx to eleven, dinner from twelve to six, supper from j,« f t0 eyen.Mr Hayseed "Great Jehosyphat! How am Ii.RiAtime to see the city?' hfi u, keen there before—" And do you doubt my love, e^> Passionately. "No, George." she answered with r;al1 lraole poise, but when you say that the day you tencjlne yours will usher in an era of lifelong devotion and ✓ trifle solicitude, vou—pardon ne, dear—you put it on a Wj<ife t"" thick. You seem to forget, George, that I am a 'Ow" is FAME.—A certain witty and popular writer tell vvh' his elation, in the budding days of his authorship, ()f I1, he saw his name in a long list of "autographs xhu 'Stinguished men for sale." displayed in a etl wmdow. Entering with an air of indiffe^- ^it0l asked, How do you sell Blank's \\>f,s 5FaPh ?" naming himself. "Two for three pence, sir," e Pr°mpt reply, "L left the shop," he says, "a I a, e.r a'Ki wiser man. If they had said a penny apiece that | ^ave borne it. But'two for threepence.' From aa>' I abjured public applause." I

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