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litis. GIR-UNI)Y'S JOTTINGS Charlie If marriage is a failure, what on earth is an engagement ? Molly Only a temporary embarassment." A girl with an eye to the main chance, gave this as a toast at a recent picnic at Barry Island The .young men of Barry I Their arms our support; our arms their reward Fall in, men fall in That -girl has since fallen out with her young man. ♦ A general guide for advertising the Barry 'IJock News. Boil down what you have to say to the fewest possible words that will tell your story clearly and intelligently. Then yoitcan use clean, -bold type that will attract attention and be easily read. Some time ago a telegram of good wishes was sent to Major Wyndham-Quin, M.P., by the Wyndham Conservative Club, Barry. On the 4th of July a reply was received from the gallant -Major, which ran:—"Greatly appreciate kind "telegram, Quin." x A joint Church Parade of Nos. 9, 10, and 11 'Companies (2nd G.V.A.) will take place at 'Penarth on Sunday next at 11 a.m. s One of the strangest slips of the tongue I have heard of for some time occurred at a local Quarter Sessions some little while ago. A well-known barrister, conducting a defence, endeavoured to justify to the jury a certain action of the accused. "You see, gentlemen, he observed," the prisoner, no doubt, thought to himself, Well I might as well be hung for a ship as a ha'porth of tar." Such a curious mix-up of two familiar phrases naturally provoked a smile in court. S ♦ The Rev Mr Jenner, son of Mr Hugh Jenner, J.P., of Bath, and nephew of Mrs Jenner, Wenvoe Castle, was married last Thursday at the Abbey 'Church of the Ancient City. An elderly lady of my acquaintance residing alone, despite the fact that she is afflicted with blind- ness, is very loyal. Every evening, for some years past, she has sat down at her piano and played a number of airs, but at half-past nine to the moment she plays the National Anthem, and then retires to rest. Her neighbours have become so accustomed to the familiar strains that they have more than once, when the clocks have not been correct, waited for the patriotic signal to set them right. The recent accident at Slough (says the Western Mail) re-calls the experiments made on the Barry Railway with an invention for increasing the 7safety of trains. Under the locomotive is a small wheel attached to a lever, which on engaging with a fixed projection between the rails—connected directly to the signals-will, supposing the signals to be at danger, bring about an application of the air brake, thereby necessarily attracting the driver's attention. This device is peculiarly Useful in foggy weather. Miss Clara Butt, upon whom, on the occasion of her marriage, congratulations have been showered of late, made her first important public appearance at the Albert Hall, London, a little more than eight years ago. She is very bright, and full of fun,'her speaking voice proving as fascinating as One might expect, after hearing her sing. The popular contralto is believed to be the tallest Woman on the English concert platform, standing at least six feet high. At the same time she is One of the most graceful, and, further, nothing has ever been known to shake her self-possession. Her gowns are exquisite always. They hail from Paris, and are usually of the long clinging variety. Lytton it was who wrote :— We can live without conscience, live without heart, Live without love, what is love but repining ? We can live without science, live without art, But where is the man that can live without dining? To the good folk of Barry it is interesting to Tiote that the last balk in the Severn Tunnel- which is balked throughout and not sleepered- was laid by a gang of workmen in charge of our well-known townsman, Mr John Westall, the Holton-road baker, who probably has experienced more adventures in all parts of the world during the past 30 or 40 years than any other man in the Barry district. The Barry District Glee Society will probably sing at the Crystal Palace on an early date. Ajax woz, in faim, the nekst Grecian jeneral tu Achilles. This hero iz noan tu hav been a moast intemperet liver az it iz yuzhual with soldierz and, aultho he woz not old, yet bei konversing With kamp-stroalerz, he had got painz in oanli Aij-aiks but thay teling the stori about the armi, az the vulgar aulwayz konfound reit pronunsia- ahon, he woz afterwerdz noan bei no uther naim than Ajax. w American ladies, when in England, are the occasion of many jokes, good, bad, and indifferent. Here is a recent one, which has for its scene the magnificence of Windsor Castle. Fair American "Butler, any chance to get a glimpse at the •Queen 1" Gentleman addressed I am not the butler, I am the Prince of Wales." Fair American How lucky Is mother in ?" The traffic returns on the Barry Railway, including the Vale of Glamorgan Railway, last week amounted to £ 11,563 increase, 92,540. Last Monday evening the Barry Temperance Choir, under the conductorship of Mr W. T. 'Samuel, gave an excellent open-air concert on Friar's Point, Barry Island, previous to their de- parture for the Crystal Palace Temperance Festival last Wednesday, On Sunday next the Rev J. Price, of St. Paul's Barry, will preach his farewell sermons previous to taking up residence at Whitsun, Mon. A tonversazione will alfeo be held on Monday evening in the iron room, after which a public meeting will be held when testimonials will be presented to Mr and Mrs Price. Here is some money, my love," said the husband of a fond wife living in one of the quiet streets off Holton-road. I don't want any," replied the Come, now, darling, take this five-pound note and go out shopping. Thank you, dearest, but I don't care to. I would rather «tay at home and help the servant. "—The husband awoke and fbundy as my readers probably have Y, euapected;. that he had been dreaming.

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