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THK M1SKU1KS OK lit'.MAN LUK. To be in debt, and harp nothing tn pay, To wish to talk bur have nothing to s.iy, Tu get tired of pei.pie tbat won't go away, Is next to u curv 1.1 liven h:irhHnr all ymir life, Or he fi*l tu a bn vder of -quarrels i1l1d And v;dl a c.vmun lik*' her your ",¡Ii. Is tcn times woi»e. T»» wear old cluthe^ that no tailor v.ould mend, To be out of c '>!i, and writu to a fViend, bo tells you lit., liner lias money to lend, U a sad complain? A young lndy to drfarn .11l' bus (dunned lier name, And, awakuji;, to tind Jf was o\fy a DREAM, And t1lill (0 tJH dear vouth she has yet 110 eluim, W ould vex n snint. '!«» know one who torments you, by "drawing you out, And hy talking of things you know nothing about, Or to state tlljtjg as fact?,of whosetruth there's some doubt, J„ii! what au expose To lie laxed with some fact which fain deny — To tell a good Iory" and somebody by Slyly whispers his neighbour •" Now that's a lie Makesyou look somewhat rosy. To t't witty replies, B nd ypt feel that they stin- To know bow, alld yd IH,t to be ASM n to I; mg: To hear someone whisper- pert tJlIlIc; ould an Angel provoke *1 o h ulpin your dinnf>f, when others ha," done— To get 110 one 10 Uuuh when you make a good pun-- To Juse a large pod when the game's nearly won. h really nojoke. A spruce matron tn find that she's noway inereased- A tair lassie to be what f« Ik called bareiuced, And U figure w here J-I.INJY i seen, but IJI) WAIST, Js a horrible bore. 1 o he deeply in lovo and here 't of all hope, Wilh a beautiful heiress, who will not dope- And then, Lord ha' mercy resort °0 th:, rope liy vour.sorrowsaroover.

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