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A COLLAPSED AIR CASTLE.

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A COLLAPSED AIR CASTLE. It id a questionable combrt to be a bachelor. I %ad never felt wore convinced of that face than I did on one particular day in December. The sun -which I tind orten affects our moods seriously by the way hd looks down upon Wi-was in a C°!:tU8t- tish mood, and coaxed even the ICIcles ana snow- banks to smile. The ladies were out in ominou3 prophecy of a stormy morrow, a sign that seldom faib-nut ligurati vely speaking, permit me to remark, for I _am no judge of other men's matrimonial calendar, 8nJ cuaritacly believe tbe verdict of fiction, where the sky that had been obscured with clouds was hung with a b!)<1red rainbow8, and Jiie was une perpetual summer of bliss after tbe bright particular she appeared upon the bori- zon ur bis hfe." Literally, I remarked, however, that tba un- asual numoer of th", female persuasion on the jtreets uf our famous town portended a storm, »ad so my prophecy proved true for the nignt but down sullen and gloomy, just as I imaglU tociety belles mUdt appear after a brilliant ball, where tliey have squander9d three days' supplies ct smiles and blandishments on one evening. Perhaps the atmosphere warmed np enough peop,e to warrant tOe outlay, but sulky thoughts waited in the soaduws afterwart18, just the same. Questionable, I remarked, is be comfort of a bachelor. It, "ery flIttering to be pointed out as svme sDeclal eaus of a race, in au exc!u8lve way, shining with au unborrowed lustre, Ii", "Tbat tall gentleman we just passed is Mr Scrib- bier, an old oacilelor." 1 felt a new accession d dignity, for I observed tbe tOD8 was re8pectfuj, as if I had been quoted as a "bachelor of arts," Dr a professor of science. Xc, secoed fiddle dubbing, as Mrs Jonas Bmw 's busbard, but simply a respectable s:ngle identity. No wonder I couid assume a patronising al1d complacent look as I passed ('D. Another group came down tùe avenue. One of the youn ladies I recoKnised as a daughter of an oW acquaintance. Tbe air was clear, aod after I bad bowed and walked slowly 00, tbese words laluted my ear,- 0 May You should set your cap for Ir Scribbler "May and December That wold be like the 8tory I read lately," W:1, tbe reply in silvery tones, that sounded very pleasanc, and seot Sutter through even my oid vems as I listened, doping to oear more pleasantries at my expense '9£ as encouraging a character, especially as I had Ðoted toat tile face and sunny manner of the person addressed was like one I could wisb to 'po"se8S as But tee next words shut down like night, chill- wg my very bones. You know be might not live leng, nnd then you would be a rlcb, joliy widow, with plenty of admirers, and—" Miserere I thoubt my plodding neighbour acruss the street, woo was only Mm Blank's hus- band, couid be hardiy the V!ctlm of such a dack coni<piracy. ¡ In this mood of sudden humility I encountered an old friend, heavily laden with parcels, who was not only somebody's husband, cut; an old-time rival. 1\1y greeting partock of the nature of congratu- lation, and was C0rdlaliyaud heartily returned. Upon receiving all invitation to call at my bache- lor quarters, he assured mi—making a suddu ¡II ve towarll;\ dry goods store-that JÎ he got bl3 errands done in tIme be would come. Errar.ds! B,es;; my soui Where i" the bur- dened benedict goirg t,) stowaway tile rest of his "errands "-and wnai made him look ac, it haunted by some irate fury as he edg-ed off hurriedly to buy calico, thread, a paper of pins, perhaps, or a yard of rit.>bon, or some Jtber femi- ÐÍne possessions tbat old bachelors are not sup- posed to realize the nsed of ? 00 H1Y homeward journey, tbinkin and moralising on tbe two opposite "tates or ¡:la,8cu,ine existence, I found ¡¡lustratJOn¡<, every few paces, in tbe jiugiing of sleigh bells, tiát aunouuoed Bume passing young couples lookmg comfortable and-juily, I should have OIIC'1 said, out teat term bad been turned into a grim j )ke so recently tbat it sent a shiver through ale-elderly couples tucked up suugly, and talking comfortably, or logging on in m81aaclwiy Silenl:6. :0 contradic- tory are all general apPlicatiuns to social states that I gave It up :\£1 too iar beyond ma tu solvo the problem to be or not to be." Tue whistle of th, eariy evenin train blew, and I concluded my friend had beeu o long delayed with matching that particubr shade of ribbon, or finding teat identICal pattern of slippers, tbat he llad no time to drop in to commiserate an old bachelur JD his lonely lot. He wc;s a sor: of rival years agoo, and no one ould condemn me for feeling a slight resentment on being "cu out," to use a common purae. But time heals many (a smart, and one turn8 back, when one IS dej, uncommonly Kindly to the fne::1ds f youth. A" I said, the'night come down dark and 2100my, -and I ifdl to musing somewhat dismally on a state chat I felt in duty bound to defend in puoLc. I, JDoreover-thinkm the lowering night woula ixempt me from intru8i(':1-wó! engaged in the »ery womanih task of darning my uwn hose. My i3tbodical mother had insisted 00 my learning hat accomplishment, lest I "houi¡j ue ed tu knuw ||nw I wi8h she badn t, Of course f didn't mind doing this when I was feu years younger, but now my fingers had grown clumsy, and the needle l70nld go into the wrong place-as often into !lJV ticKers as into the eàg-e of tl1e,chasm 1 was trying to bridg over with yarn. It is astonishing how a parson who bas kept a atrict guard over hi tongue will suddenly reo member all the" swear words" he ever knew upon such a provocation. I had ju-t come to the last tiare in those hosen when I saw my friend's figure pass tile window. I heard his step at tha door, and bastily thrusting the darntng.needi\3 iuto the nearly spent balJ, thcew them icto a cushioned wooden rocker, and carelessly spread a clean ced handkerchief over all, as I felt rather ashamei to be found mending: s'ock:ng liy this man ui all others. who had a wife to keep hiw Dea. Thil.. thought put me on the defensive at once, for I said to myself Ye are spies To see tbe nak 'dness of tbe land are ye Without compromising truth, I shall externally prove tile tranquil joy or the celibate." My friend Joshua looked tired and ill at ease, and aher looking into the dark corners somewhat appreben3ively, drew up a splint-bottomed chair to the fireplace, and soun gr0w sociable under the cheering ndluence of tbe ruddy biaze, before wbich the andirous posed, like sentinels, black and grim, evidently staring ac the intruder. After we had talked a while on many topics hi face grew lung and solemn, and drawing bis hand slowly over bis half-gray whiskers, he remarked sageiy,- Tnia must be a mighty hard life for you to lead, Ruue, here aU alone; I pity you Îrom tbe bottom of my heart, I do! Don't you get loneiy ? Ocaasionally," I replied. "When I do, I generally throw a handful of but ernut wood 011 the tire, and tbe sputtering and snapping that breaks the silence seems to till the room witu the ghosts of a quilcing-bee or a sewing 80clety." Joshua turned up bi" eyes rather susp;ciou ly, iookin for dome síus of irony in my face, and continued patron;zIDgIy,- Now ir you hsd a wIfe, Rube, 8he would ha ve polished thE:S8 anûirons S0 you could see your race in "em." I have a good 10oking.glas¡< I said," and be8id", I never 1b,ttered myself on being worth loúkin at." Tbere's a woman over in our neighbourhood that would make you a capital wife," he remarked. She IS good looking, smart as a sted trap, "ntÍ clever b«si<ie. I"m lDtere8ed iu you, re.iiy, an.1 Would Lke to se3 yo comfortably settled In your deciiuiog years. Suppase yon come over to uur place, mune time, and gt aCft uain ed ?"I i am not imre I need a wiie," I said relnc- bntlY, not bein willing to confes tuat his last Words had falieu like ou on troubled seas. I am weL enough as I am," 1'1y apparent reluctance to accept his services as match-maker aroused in him the Numbering fire d oratory lon ¡;uh,jueà-ruII:c,ur had whim- perd-by the sharp ami verwhelmiD logic of bis better half, Belinda. "Think whac it would be," said he, to have joaia one to ÍJare your sorrows, treLie your joys {Bei inda used to sing treble in tbe village cl1nir when I was YOU:1), to soothe your cares with loving words and gentle smiles to bestow titles uf teuderest endearment upou you to b, a ministerlD anei in sickness some kmdred soul to be enshrined in your beart lorever, to be incor- porated irrevocably in your existence, to waken sublimest harmony 10 your soul; to cook your victuals, scrub the lfoors, and do your washing and mending beside to look after the fowls, ftU'l But whatever else Joshua miht have said was lost to me then. He had, as It were, taken me by slow stages to the meeting-house steeple, and tben dropped me from thence, in a twinkling, into a wal<h-tub and a poultry-yard and kettles and frymg pans. Of course tbe shock and tbe fall was tad much for oue or" my sensitl ve tempera- ment, ana i took time to recover from my dazed condition. That was tbe way his eloquence al ways ended at the debating society when he was youo. H would suar, and oar, and scar, till he reached tua "top ot father's woodpile." I saw th W;18 making Ine more frantic elf lrt, encouraged liy my weak silence, to convert nJlfl to his matrimonial creed. I knew t would lJe perilous to 11'8 purpose to intprrupt the current of his idea, and 3tlÍll1stenfJ in ,,¡¡]ence, wondering, a little sceptically, why he looked so careworn and ili at ease, iD such a felicitous state oi eXIst. tlDCe. II And-and whenever you have roamed afar from the bosom of your family, and are weary and worn with fatigue, to be welcomed home "gaia with caresmg words and a loving embrace," He mopped the perspiration from his brow, and dropped from his tragic attitude into the rocking- ohair, toward which be had been srirating in bls escitement. He dropped into the chair with tbe air oi a used-up orator, overmastered by tbe power of his eloquence, and ieaned heavily back, while I remarked tbat I was giad to bear that hd and Belinda lived so barmoGlously and happdy to. gether. Whatever else I would have said was cut sjjert by bis suddenly strand conduct as he spran up from the chair and executed a dance that was .omethin between a wait* and a breakdown, and not exactly either. Why these antics, my friend!" I asked innc- flently, refra1[}in from gasing except on bls facf1, wbich was contorted and Lwisted witb a succession of grimaces marvellous to behold. "It is indeed I' a tittio illustloation of yom felicity woen you are impelled to leap for joy." "HaDR" it all;" h" said. "Can't you see what a 6x I am in!" And he reached hi," hand arouud to his spine anJ ga \"e another tun: tic shriek. Excuse my abstraction," 1 saId, slowly ri3in to investigate tbe case of his fright. "I was thinking of Belinda." The cause iauDdi¡¡,te11 transpitod, for, fastened to the small of his back, were all the contents of that chair, except the cushion. Confound Belinda I" he exclaimed, stung to madness by jealousy and the darning-needle. I can stand her sharp tongue from morning titi i night—I've gat seasoned to it—but I'll be darned if I can stand spikes piercing my spinal mar- r try to extricate you I understand now. Your little pun respecting my darning needle here made me think you were mildly swearing," I remarked. "Steady now I" And with a vigorous eff,)rt the darning needle, handkerchief. ball, and stocking were at once removed, and I confessed to myself with an inward chuckle that it wa certainly cot a very beautifying addition to a frock coat. Joshua was speechless when I stood before him with the crab-like attachment he had unwittingly affècteJ-entireiy done for. He bad in an unlucky moment, contradicted his own logic, and looked humbly at the stockings, seizing en them as a subject tor his next remark. "Did ycu do that, Reuben?" he asked. "I never see one darned so well. After all, yon are able to 'paddle your own canoe1 yet. Guess I must be going." Don't hasten, Jostiu-,i,-you were telling me what Belinda would say when you return I am gettmg deaf; I dou'c always catch everything." "No I wasn't, neither! And yon needn't be calling my wife by her first name to my face—but I can tell you near enough, if you want to know sbe will say that I was a blundering old idiot to miss that train and get belated home, aud I guess 1 was, too. "I beg your pardon, friend Joshua," I apolo- gized. "l am somewhat blundering myself, and I reckon I'd be twice as much so if I had as many errands entrusted to my poor memory as you had to-day He looked as if it was no affair of mine, but seemed to take kindly to my sympathy, and cor- rected one of my errors by presenting a much rumpled document from his vest pocket. There's the items; it don't do to trust to my memory, neither." I glauced hastily at the Greek and Hebrew characters that I was unable to translate correctly, and Joshua suddenly exclaii-Pd,- By the great Ca»<ar I If I didn't forget them p, and hair pins;" He seemed in great haste to leave, but I detained him to remind him of his magnanimous effer. "When shall I have the pleasure of meeting that amiable person at your house ? Miss Charity Smith, I think you called her." He looked more confused than ever, and re- plied somewhat b3FitaLn]f,- Well, now—come to think of it, I ain't quite sure she'd suit you, after all and—come to think of it—seems to me I heard that she thought ot making a lengthy visit to her nephew's out in Oregon. Perhaps you had better wait a while. I think I'll take it up with Miss Charity first. Good-night, Reuben. I'm glad to ieavo ycu so comfortable." He vanished, and I have not seen him since, and the air castle is likely to share the same fate as many another. But here, what is this my eye first Lgftts upon as I open the paper this hot midsummer day ? A mysterious disappearance Our esteemed townsman, Mr Joshua Brown, has been missing forseveral days. The depot agent is quite sure he bought a ticket for some Western city, but his family suspect suicide, as ha has been melancholy of 1.IIe." Poor Joshua I can imagine that ho would be subject to hypo occasionally. Bellinda can't be what s he used to fce, according to the hints he let drop reflecting on her amiability. IbarHythink it would be best to attempt to condole with her, if worst has come to worst—and if Belinda Browu is really a widow—poor fellow But perhaps she might, for old acquaintance' sake, forget her grief sufifciently to present me to MissSmtth. "Charity—that came, however, has had a very pleasing sound to my ear?. But here's another Chestnut Hill item, that gives the finishing strok e to that air castle "Miss Charity Smith started for Oregon last w,- o k. The thermometer was ninety in the shade when I came in with the paper. I must go out and look at it again it muse have fallen twenty degrees, certain. What if—J oshua had izong out to Oregon himseit?

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