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"SILLY BILLY'S" ELECTION NOTES.…

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"SILLY BILLY'S" ELECTION NOTES. I "Billy" received two letters on the "gates and posts" subject. One letter comes from a farmer, the other from a land agent's office. Look here, gentlemen, —really you must excuse Billy" for not publishing them this week. "Billy" is too busy electioneering now-a. days. Maybe, we'll have a "go" at them at I some future date. V The ladies seem to take great interest in the election at our place, anyhow. They are out canvassing like old boots for their favourite candidate. But really Billy thinks that it is rather cheeky on any one's part to ask an elector for whom he means to vote." A lady asked one of our brethern the other day, How are you going to voter "By baiiot, ma am, was the cuirr, reply. 0, bachgen ag e, that's the style, man asen i, It "Billy" was strong enough, by jingo, he would carry you on his back to Treleoh and back for your pert reply. Canvassers, as a rule, do more harm than good to their own side. Billy" knows of several who were doubtful which way they would vote, but, since they've been pestered and harassed by canvtissers, they are determined to vote against the canvasser's favourite candidate. Why do the canvassers expect us to tell them the truth, if that truth is not palatable to their digestion ? No fear of it, we learnt a lesson on that before now, for if we told the truth" to many a canvasser, perhaps after-claps would follow. Whenever a canvasser bothers us, let's tell them straight, Ask us no question, and we'll tell yon no lies." Running a paper on Independent lines is a grand thing after all. Did you notice the way the Welshman was steered last week through the seething and turbulent- election-waters. The way WE (that is, the Editor and "Billy"), did it waø-Mr Editor toak up the cudgels on behalf of the Reds," and Billy took them up on behalf of the Blues," so as to please both parties. But it wasn't all to please the "Blues" that Billy" sang their praises. No, no, for «• Billy" can't help doing so. Billy is an old Radical of the deepest dye. Oh, how well I remember the old cry ot my childhood days; it comes to my mind with a fresh-, ness, as if it was a verse from Jeremiah. Here it is "Blues for ever, Reds in the gutter." (N.B.—" Billy" requests all Tories not to reverse above cry, it is copy- right, so if you do, beware of the law).. Billy" is no hand at all at fishing (though some people think otherwise), He spends days and days watching his shadow on the river, and trying to catch a few fish, but he daunted fairly the other day, and he left his fishing tackle in the shanty, and went for a stroll. As he went through a village, Billy" noticed a big poster, pasted on a coach-house door, to the following effect, Vote for the Fanner's and Working- man's Friend." Well, thought" Billy," there's another one fishing, but whether he'll catch any, I don't know. Billy sauntered farther on, and lo, he saw another big poster, Vote for -(the same as above), the Farmer's True Friend." Well, by hang, mused Billy," that's good. I may take a hint from the election posters, for if that isn't changing the fly to answer the colour of the water," then I'm a durned old woman. For you see in the village, where the working class was the majority, the posters announced him as "The working-man's friend" but, up country, where the working-men are like angels'.vi¡;¡its, few and far between," and where the farmers are as plentiful as mushrooms, the posters that were pasted here had no mention of the working-man, but the friendship was all for the farmers. "Billy" iatends to have different sorts of hooks and flies next week, too, to fish in different waters, perhaps he will be more successful. (" Billy begs to thank the candidate for the hint). A gent sang as follows to Birmingham Joseph. Will the rhyme suit our Joseph, I wonder? You may whip the stream, friend Joseph, with your jumble book of flies, And your whiskey in the basket, but the fish will never rise You may whip the stream of politics, with your swish, swish, swish; There's one thing always lacking, and that's fish, fish, fish. Yes, both candidates are the farmer's and the working-man's friends." Well, things are brightening up for the working class when they have such influential "friends." But where is the landlord's friend ? Who is he ? Poor landlords, you are left out in the cold, whichever candidate will be returned you will not be one whiff the better, for ar'n't both of them the farmer's and working-man's friends." Just fancy the rich, charitable, influential landlords of West Carmarthen without a friend in this great struggle. The landlords, who are credited with being the back- bone, the pillars, the supporters of the nation, without a friend," poor devils. Billy pities your oondition. The Liberal candidate rejects aoy alliance with you. ihe Tory candidate is ashamed of you, if not, why doesn't he acknowledge you? But what surprises Billy is, that the landlords work with might and main for the friend of another class, instead of looking out for a man who would have the courage to call himself the land- lord's friend. No, you hav'n't got no one you are compelled to degrade yourselves, to humiliate yourselves in the eyes of the world. It shows plainly that the candidate will not enter the fight by acknowledging you as his friends, and by championing your side. 0 The good, thorough, old-fashioned Tories are fast disappearing from the earth, mostly all are gone to the happy hunting grounds." When a candidate tries for a Parliamentary seat now-a-days, he discards the old. fashioned Tory red and purple habiliments, and clothes himself with a milky-watery colour cloak. Isn't the Conservative cause worthy to be fought for in its true colours P Everything is called Unionist now. Church- men who worship the old sanctuary, who adores the Church of their fathers, who conscientiously believe that Disestablishment and Disendowment is downright robbery and plunder of God's own; yet, these persons, yes, the persons who honestly believe that God's property will be plundered by ungodly men; aye, these men degrade themselves before the public, as if they were unprincipled beggars. They cringe before Non- conformist for their votes to the Unionist candidates, while they well know that the leader and founder of the Unionist Party voted solid for robbing and plundering God's property. Oh, he babbies; rhen fabbies. Do not make suoh asses of yourselves. Be manful, be straightforward. What would you think if the English colours were patched up with the enemy's colours P in order to gain a few solitary soldiers from the enemy to the English ranks. You would not harbour the thought for one moment that mould lower the dignity of England in the eyes of the world. Yet, that is the game that the Tories play during this campaign. Liberals and Radicals honour and respect true old- fashioned Tories, but as for these Hooping-Cough Mixtures" that fly about our country now-it is no go, no go, believe Billy," gents. Billy attended a political meeting at Narberth last week, and one gent said that there were too many lawyers and barristers in the House of Commons. Oh, indeed Don't you think that there are too many landed proprietors there, too, sir, especially in the House of Lords P Have you no objection to them ? If not, why ? # Poor Ex-Tenant Farmer," at last they are down on you, sir. Will your true friends defend you? The Whitland Farmers' Club thought once of having vou down to address them. Will this back-biting affect their opinion of you, I wonder? Now, farmers, show pluck, defend your champion from the snarling pigmies. The Editor also gave you a punch in the ribs, by saying that your last was too highly coloured Was yours more "coloured" than the "Carmarthen Boroughs Election Notes of last week f 0 Mr J Taylor asked two questions in last week's issue, viz., which of the candidates has done the most for the district?" Will Mr Taylor oblige "Billy" by wiring back to the shanty at once, What has Mr Buckley done P For Billy means to vote for Lloyd Morgan, as he heard that not a penny was allowed to Mr Buckley's tenants last rent day. And Billy can't expect a Land Bill from him after that. V. ire back at once before the booth closes, please. [Our friend Billy seems to think that the Editor, or whoever wrote Carmarthen Boroughs Election Notes" last week, was "taking up the cudgels for the Reds." It would appear that Billy did not read the Welshman carefully at last election, or that he does not know the history of Major Jones's connection with these Boroughs. Whatever may happen, we shall always be proud to remember that in the day when many wavered the Welshman never betrayed Car- marthen. —Ed.] < The following song was the only song received in favour of Mr Buckley. Billy" thinks that the composer thought more of the 2s 6d than of the candidate at least, could judge so by his foag. I Can a gyfansoddwyd wrth glywed Mr. Buckley I yn Reading Room, Clynderwen. Fy awen, tyr'd yn bwyJus I ganu can gwiwgloius I Mr Buckley, Rwridgoch wedd, Gael sedd yn anrhydeddus. 'Rwy'n hoffi gweled Cymro Xn anerch yn ddiflino Ei ddeiliaid mwyn mewn iaith Gymraeg, A chadw'r aeg heb syrthio. Chwi, fecbgyn mwyn Clynderwen, 0 unfryd gwnewch yn llawen Hwylusi'r ffordd i Buckley fyn'd Yn ffrynd dros Sir Gaerfyrddin. Adwaenwn Mr Buckley Ei fod o dre Llanelli, A'i fod e'n fonedd coch a thryw, Run lliw a'r ale mae'n werthu. Chwi, fechgyn lion Llanllawddog, Rhowch vote i wr ardderchog, A denweh fechgyn Llanpumpsaint Roi braint i fonedd enwog. Mae Buckley'n ddyn o allu- Roi cymorth mewn caledi; Ac erfyn 'leni wna am sedd I ddadleu'n senedd Cymru. Mae'r Hendygwyn yn gwaeddi Ar fechgyn coch Cydweli I roddi 'leni'n ddinacad Fawrhad i Mr Buckley. Fe dd'wedodd ryw fardd hynod Ei fod yn gwerthu diod, A threulio'i fywyd drud yn swn Y gwancus cwn llwynogod. Mae dipyn bach o bleser Yn fonedd yn ei amser, A chredaf na fydd bai yn siwr I'r gwr i gadw'r arfer. Hoff fechgyn gwych Velindre, 0, peidiweh aros gartre', Dewch, votiwch gyda'r teg ei ddawn, A'r llawn o rinwedde. Llanstephan, uchel enwog! Llanegwad, wych odidog! Pahara amheuwch ffryndinu mad ? I'r gad dewch yn galonog. Gwrthwynebwch y gelynion, Meddeniwch arfau llymion, Fel galloch ymladd, os bydd raid, A phlaid y cotiau gleision. Llangunnor fach a'r Brechfa, Dewch allan am y cynta! Mae meibion llafur Felingwm Heb hum yn goch eu gwala.* Mae Ferryside yn enwog Am gasglu shrims a physgod. Pysgottwch 'leni, fechgyn lion, I Buckley lon'd eich cyohod. Llanarthney a Llan'feilog, 0 egwyddorion pur, Gobeithio eich bod yn gweled Eich Ilwybrau oil yn glir, I votio gyda Buckley, Boneddwr uchel fri, Yr hwn a wna ddaioni Os oaiff eich cymorth chwi. Henfwlch ac Abergwili, A Bankyfelin fry, Gofynaf wrth derfynn, A gaiff e'ch pleidlais chwi, Fel gallo wneid daioni I Sir Gaerfyrddin fawr. Ar hyn rwyf yn terfynu Fy nghanig iddo 'nawr. PLElDLEIfeWR 0 DDYJPKD.

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