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THE RCHAWAY KNOCK. I

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THE RCHAWAY KNOCK. I lORN THOMAS, Hall Porter, loquitur.) 1 IT s a quarter to ifve, as I am alive! and that kuocker 3 at rest for a wonder It's been going all day, as a body may say, like werry good minatur thunder. I'm used to that now knockers will make a row it's their natur, and that there's no helping But with every rat-tat-tat-tat-a-tat-tat, all Missus's dogs begin yelping! There's that and no heye, like a muff upon les-aa sits up and beg*, and turns up his nose at biled chicken And that fat wheezy span'nel wot they wraps up in flannel, I'd warm his hold 'ide with a lickin.' I don't henvy my berth-it's the 'ardest on. earth, and it's long since I made the diskivery. Twenty-five pounds a year, no washing, No BEER! one 'at and but two suits of livery. My powder is found-(that's to stay I've a pound, which I ■ P?tsproStsideofmyled?er. Cos I'm in the good books always of the cooka,Md they flours my 'ead with the dredger.) All day in this chair, not a mossel of hair, 'cept when in the square I takes all the dogs out a hairin', And the little boys chaff and sings out Wot a carf" their imperance realty's past bearin.' Rat-a-tat-tat-a-tat," I wonder who' that ? Rat-a-tat," I'm coming as fast as I can, sir, n nat's this ? Why, good gracious!! Some one-now howdacious Why, there isn't not no one to answer! (Closes the door with a bang). Has the world come to that! Rat-tat-a-tat-tatthere's all them precious dogs set a-barking. Who was that, ma'am ? Why, ma'am, I can't keep myself calm! With our knocker some wagabone's larking! tsia and fetch the police "I can't do it, ma'am, please. Natur never intended I should run. By the door, ma'am, I'll stand, with a stick in my hand, and I'll give the next scoundrel a good one!" Rat-a-tat- Y ow-how-how Mercy! what's happened now ?" Why, I've just been and trod on dear Shock, ma'am. Why, there's no one We've miss'd 'em. They'll ruin my system. I shall die of a runaway knock ma'am!"

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