The Pembroke County Guardian and Cardigan Reporter

I PRNTING a PRINTING. PRINTING. I T Don't send your orders to London, Germany, or Bristol, but send your Printing to the "Guardian" Offices, Solva and Fishguard. Don't send your orders to London, Germany, or Bristol, but send your Printing to the "Guardian" Offices, Solva and Fishguard. Billheads and Memorandums, Cymanfa G-anu Programmes, Chapel and Bible Reports, Pence Envelopes, Concert Tickets & Programmes, Posters of all sizes, Rate Receipt Books. You cannot do better than send your orders to the above offices. Guardian Offices. 5olva and Fishguard. Guardian Offices. Solva and Fishguard. W. G. Phillips Boot and Shoe Dealer, Has Removed from High Street to 35 BRIDGE STREET (Late Sweeney's), HAVERFORDWEST.

ILLUSTRATED HUMOUR The rest cure beoomes a habit with some people. Money talks, and some people make every penny count. Regret is something we feel for the mistakes of our friends. Nothing delights some people so much as to be asked favours; it gives them so much plea- sure to refuse. One of the most annoying things in the world is to be prepared for an emergency that doesn't keep its appointment. Patience: "Does she inherit those red cheeks, do you suppose?" Patrice: Yes; her father was a painter, I believe." You not only lose time telling people how to avoid mistakes, but you have to lose more time listening to their explanations. Jeffreys: "How does yonr brother take married life?" Esther: "According to direc- tions. His mother-in-law is living with him." Ida: "George is so poetical. He says my ears are JiIe rhclls." Iron: "Did he say whether he meant cocoanut or oyster shells?" Biffson: "My wife always insists on having the last word!" Bangs: Well, you're lucky! Mine always insists on having the last penny!" Mrs. Joggins: "They' make car wheels out of paper. The idea-paper car wheels." Joggins: That's nothing. They have stationary en- gines, too."

ELDER SISTER: "Why won't you kiss kind Mr. Green, you naughty little girl?" Green, you naughty little girl?" Little Girl: "'Cause he's sitting on my jam tart!

Maisic: "Why did she refuse him? I thought she said he was a -man of sterling qualities." I Daisy: "Yes, she did; but she found a man with sterling gold." "You shouldn't treat your boy so harshly; you'll break his spirit." Well, he'll probably got married some time, and he might aa well have it broken now!" Caller: "What's your name, little girl? Little Girl: "Dorothy." Caller: "But what's your last name?" Little Girl: "I don't know what it will be. I'm not married yet." Poor fellow, I pity him! The engagement is at an end." "Gracious! Do you mean to say the girl has gone back on him?" "Worse than that! She has been married to him." Did you give your wife that lecture on economy you said you were going to?" "Yes, you bot I did!" "Have any effect?" "Ye-s; I'm going to make my last year's suit do for this year. She: "It is said that women are neater and cleaner than men." He: "And yet you'll go right out on the street with In long train to your dress and make a sweeping denial of there state- ment." Do you think that the motor-oar will dis- place the horse?" asked the conversational young woman. It will," answered the nervous young man, as ho gazed down the road, t' if it ever hits him."

LADY: "But, really, as you've only been in service ten months, I don't think you have had sufficient experience." „ Applicant; "But I've been in ten situations!"

uoily Swift" Mamma is almost sure sne hcard "von kissing me last night." Young Jo"- I aloiitr: But J have never given her any cause to think so." Dollv Swift: "Well, don't you mime ic is aoout tniic you tucir "Are you troubled with toothache?" said Johnson to Smithson, who had a bandage round his face. "Great Caasar! cried Smithson, "did you ever know anyone to have toothache without bein.r troubled with it?" Greon: "I thought you said that fellow ° Skinem was as good as his word?" Brown: i .— I Green: "Well. ho lied in about a business transaction." Brown; i v-idn't say his word was any good." "Yea seem happy, old man?" "I am. I've got a bicvcio c: my own now." Why, I thought rOil put yv-~ :1Í." IIWI-V several years ago, and stopped ua-o-z -So 1 did, but on Now Day T. paid the instalment on it-"

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