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ILLUSTRATED HUMOUR

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Maisic: "Why did she refuse him? I thought she said he was a -man of sterling qualities." I Daisy: "Yes, she did; but she found a man with sterling gold." "You shouldn't treat your boy so harshly; you'll break his spirit." Well, he'll probably got married some time, and he might aa well have it broken now!" Caller: "What's your name, little girl? Little Girl: "Dorothy." Caller: "But what's your last name?" Little Girl: "I don't know what it will be. I'm not married yet." Poor fellow, I pity him! The engagement is at an end." "Gracious! Do you mean to say the girl has gone back on him?" "Worse than that! She has been married to him." Did you give your wife that lecture on economy you said you were going to?" "Yes, you bot I did!" "Have any effect?" "Ye-s; I'm going to make my last year's suit do for this year. She: "It is said that women are neater and cleaner than men." He: "And yet you'll go right out on the street with In long train to your dress and make a sweeping denial of there state- ment." Do you think that the motor-oar will dis- place the horse?" asked the conversational young woman. It will," answered the nervous young man, as ho gazed down the road, t' if it ever hits him."

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