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HUMAN WEEDS.

.Rawlins White, Martyr.

ITRAIN ADVENTURE

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DYING MAN LEFT ON STREET I

WEATHER OUTLOOK

APRIL FOOLS. I

RICH ON £30 A YEARI

BAPTISED 200 BABES I -t

400 PER CENT. INTEREST I

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IKidnapped Englishmen.

Rayner's Sentence

ARTIFICIAL FOODS FOR INFANTS…

PRIMATE TO VISIT LLANDAFF

AGED BRIDE AND BRIDEGROOM

I Disappointed Bride

I Farm Murder Mystery.

I THE "SUICIDE BUREAU"

DEOLINE OF SCANDAL______I

I AN M.P's ESCAPE-;

KING LOBENGULA'S SON

QUEEN OF THE BRIGANDS

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KING ALFONSO'S BABY--I

"WORSE THAN A HUSBAND"I

THE QUEEN AND HER SISTERI

STRUGGLE IN COURT I

ITHE CLAVERING DISASTER I

¡SUTTON TRAM DISASTER

IBERLIN WRECK HEROESi

ISHARP DROP IN COPPERI

IBISHOP'S FARM BURNT OUT

I THE CONGO QUESTION

I-BAKER -RUNS AMOK

SNOW FOLLOWS EASTER SUNSHINE

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INew Golf Course

DECLINE OF BRITISH SEAMEN

NEW G.W.R. SLEEPING CARSI

THE LADY DOCTOR i

ACTRESS'S COMPLAINT

ISEPARATED FATHER'S VISIT

MARY ANN'S PROMISE

A DAY OF DESPAIR

CARDIFF MAN DIES OF LOCKJAW

IMARK TWAIN'S TURKEY STORY

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MARK TWAIN'S TURKEY STORY When I was city editor of the I Virginia Oity Enterprise,' remarked. Mark Twain at a dinner in New York, "a fine turkey was one day left at the office. Turkeys were rate in that thigh altitude, a'nd we all hankered after this bird. But the t ditor claimed it. He took it home and had it cooked for dinner. The next day, as ho was expatiating on the turkey's rich!nes3, a. letter was handed to htin. He opened it and r.eoo-' Mr. Editor—Sir- Yesterday I sent you a turkey whiioh has been the cause of miucih dispute amomg us. To settle a, ibet, will you kindly state in to- morrow's issue wthat it died of?'

BLINDED AT TENNIS

IShip on Fire at Sea.

Body -of a -Collier

IILLICIT TOBACCO TRADING

A SENSATION OF THE '60's.

IUNUSUAL WAY TO DIE

I"IRRESPONSIBLE GOSSIP"

I-FUNERAL OF SIR HENRY ELLIOT

I ABERDARE BREWERY FIRE

IMOTOR FATALITY NEAR AYR

IMINE OWNtR'S DEATH