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I - TEA TABLE TALK.

I-CLUB WINDOW.

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I CLUB WINDOW. In London subscribers are being connected to the Post Omce telephone at the rate oi 140 a week. < < Mr. Andrew Carnegie is amusing his friends with the story of an old Scottish woman who had no great liking for modern church music. One day she waa expressing her dislike of the singing of an anthem in her own church when a friend said: "Why, that anthem is a very ancient one. David eaag it to Saul." "Weel, weel," said the old woman, "I noo for the nrst time understan' why Saul threw his javelin at David when the lad sang it to him." Once during the progress of a certain caee, Sir Charles Darling remonstrated with a barriater for the way in which he was argu- ing a point. "You will pardon me, my lord," said the latter, "but perhaps I may remind you that you argued a case in a similar way yourself when you were at the Bar." "Yea, I admit it," replied his lordship, with a quiet smile, "but that was the fault of the judge who allowed it." Colonel Haldane, a cousin of the War Secretary, had an adventurous experience during the South African War. He wad made a prisoner in Pretoria. Plan after plan of escape was made only to be foiled. In the end, after many days spent under the floor of his prison, the Colonel, in a coat neatly lined with slabs of chocolate, escaped from his cell, overcame countless other difficulties, and finally crossed the Portuguese border in a railway truck, having been for eixty lWJrs omcially. though inaccurately, described as "a bale of wooL" < As a yooth Mr. Joseph Chamberlain was engaged at work in hia father's screw manu- factory. < Admiral Sab, who recently visited Eng- land in connection with the reorganisation of the Chinese Navy, once had the misfortune to tose a cruiser. On his reporting the wreck to the Chinese Admiralty, he received a letter thanking Mm for doing so, and pointing out that as the cruiser was getting somewhat worn out, a replace cruiser would be much more useful. Would he therefore, at hia private expense, buy the new cruiser as quickly as possible! < The Earl of EIIesmere is a regular atten- dant at most race, meetings. In spite of the fact, however, that he has owned and run many good horses, he has never been known to make a bet. Lord EIIesmere ia one of those old-fashioned peers who maintain that property has its duties as well as its rights, and on this account he spends the greater portion of the year at Worsley Hall, his pj.ace near Manchester. < < Louis Paulhan, the famous flying man, is almost aa versatile as Cody. He was a sailor and soldier before he became an aviator. Eventually he opened a shop where he sold model aeroplanes, one of which won a prize—a man-carrying biplane. It lacked an engine, however. Paulhan therefore got together a small syndicate, bought an engine, and thus commenced his successful career as an aviator. < Mr. Justice PhIIIimore, the Mayor of Ken- sington, is a large property owner in that borough, and his home. Cam Hall, is quite a country mansion in the heart of the town. Sir Walter is famed for his knowledge of ecclesiastical law, and can look back upon three centuries of High Church lawyers. Ono of his characteristics is a detestation of divorce, while amongst his accomplishments is a knowledge of Italian and the ability to write as well with the left hand as with the right. < < How rapid has been the growth of motor traffic in London is shown in a police report for 1908. There was an advance on the pre- vious year of 2,082 in the number of motor- cabs. Horse-drawn omnibuses decreased from 3,550 to 2,150; hansoms from 7,100 to 4,800; and growlers" from 3,900 to 3,600. Dr. Henry Coward, who recently restgnpj his position as chorus-master of the ShemeU Musical Festival, has been practically a setf- tanght musician, who seemed at nrst to have everything against him. Till the age of twenty he was engaged in business, then he turned schoolmaster, and not untU he was nearly forty did he turn his attention to music aa a profession. Since then, however, he has made up for lost time with a ven- geance, and to-day there are few busier or better known musicians in the kingdom. He reckons that he has conducted now for over twenty years some 25,000 singers and players per annum. The Island of Malta has a language of its own, derived from the Carthaginian And Arabian tongues. The nobility of the island speak Italian. < A funny incident happened at Parlia- mentary election in Cork a few years ago. The contest lay between two rivals, both Nationalist candidates. The wives of four voters whose political views differed from. those of their husbands rose early on the polling day and carried off every article of male attire in their homes. The strategy of the ladies was entirely successful. The four votes were lost. < < A good story is told of the boyhood days of the King of Portugal. His Majesty, being quite human, was not fond of arithmetic. One day he lost his temper and nung his book across the room, saying, "I can't do this sum, and I'm not going to try any more." His master picked the book 'up, put it on the table, and said, quietly, "I told my pupil Manuel to do his sum, and he has re- fused. I now beg the Duke of Bej a to be kind enough to try it." The Prince did tha sum. < "Touch not tobacco, spirits, nor any un- clean thins Rise from every meal with an appetite. alk daily for twc? hours. Sleep clean thingW_ alk daily for two hours. Sleep nightly for seven hours. Reverence all to whom reverence is due. Be content with what you have." Such are the rules of life laid down by Mr. Frederic Harrison, the veteran Positivist and mM of letters, who celebrated his seventy-eighth birthday re- cently. Mr. Harrison lives up to bis rules, and is as active and as well to-day as many men half his age. Indeed, he claims to feel younger than eyer. He is not sparing in his <Kmunciation of b<Mi Mablts. Smoking he de- scribes as a "beastly habit"; playing cards as "wearisome and inane." With regard to literary work, he claims never to have written for the sake of writing or for money, but only when he had something to say. The longest term a British Prime Minister has held office during the last two centuries is 20 years 326 days (Robert Walpole); the ahortest, two days (the Earl of Bath). < < The Duke of Argyll has enriched the humour Of the game with a new gdtf story. In opening the new club-house at Helensburgh. recently the Duke commented on the pic- turesqueness of the situation occupied by the club-house. It recalled to his memory an incident that occurred to himself one day when he said to his caddie that, on a certain course, a very fine view could be obtained. "Yes," said the caddie, with his arms akimbo, "it is a very nne panama." Dr. Holbeck, the Anglican Bishop of St. Helena, is probably the most poorly-paid Bishop in the world. His salary is the modest sum of JS200 a year. At one time his lordship was Archdeacon of Kimberley and in receipt of £1,000 a year. Then he moved to BIoem- fontein, where his income dropped to ;S600. And now, in St. Helena, he has to be content with a third of that sum.

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