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THE OMNIBUS. I IThing3 Seen and Heard by the' Conductor. ] I Here We Are "-a real rare treat-at the Palace next week. What has become of the War Memorial proposal at Ammanford? There are some more ghost stories going the round. Christmas is not far off. The milky way is again consistent jwith the attitude of the Food Controller. What has been the actual cost to the rate- payers of the culvert constructed in Iscennen jRoad? A horse named Lesson ran third in a race on Monday. Its backers wish they had less-on. ? It reminded them of the old times when ,they journeyed to fulfil a football fixture on Saturday last. Is a we ll-known building at Ammanford to be converted into a cottage hospital? Mr. Gossip says so. ? The gentleman who held up a well-known restaurant with an axe apparently went there for chops and chips. ? The organ recital to be held at the Christian Temple on Christmas night fore- shadows great expectations. It was not a display of fireworks on Tues- day night. Guy Fawkes celebrations were reserved for the usual date. The children of Tregroes Council School, Cardigan, are out on strike. They probably possess conscientious views. Llandebie Road is nearly as popular for the purpose of a constitutional during Sunday afternoons as it is after dark. The needle and cotton brigade have been busy, judging from the result of the recent visit of our choir to Tumble. The cold weather is described by a well- known London journal to be better, for trade. The Council did not say so, for it made them shudder. < < The chairman made an mpression," said Mr. J. C. Shaw on the seal of the Council being affixed to the General District Rate. And he did. < Farmers living 15 miles from Llandovery Complain of the unfair treatment meted out to them at the Mart. It is the case of first come, first served. ? During the discussion at the Llandilo Rural Council on the housing question, it was suggested that they would cost something in the region of £ 1,000 each. The first ilady (football ireferee, so we understand, has made her appearance. We hope a few more will qualify—they will be useful when all the male ones have been tilled. < A notable feat of strength was the out- come of removing a damaged motor-car tyre on Tuesday morning last. The owner of the car now intends cultvating the power of weight-lifting. Despite the many burning questions at Llandovery and the probable increase in the rates, there were a considerable number of electors in the town who did not vote last Saturday. ? It wa3 mentioned at the Council meeting oil Tuesday evening that the Llandovery Town Council pays its Clerk a salary of £ 100. Ammanford only paid 1]30, and we shall dabble in schemes of £80,000. Boys," said the Sunday School teacher, what can you tell me about Good Friday? Yes m, I can," replied an urchin at the foot of the class. He was the bloke what did the housework for Robinson Crusoe." F* t Town O rrl' L 'te noosance Fust Town Councillor: 'Orrible noosance the Mayor aving these receptions in evenin' dress." Second ditto: Well, the advan- tage of evening dress is that, all being dressed alike, people don't know whether you're a dock or an hearl, or just an ordinary sort." In reply to a correspondent who enquiries the best way to stop the cocks from crowing at four o'clock in the morning somewhere in Tirydail, our Office Boy has been consulted, I and he replies: There are two ways. One is to kill them," and the other is not suit- able for publication. Councillor Daniel Lewis, one of the old members returned at the recent municipal election at Llandovery, was responsible for the introduction of the plans of the cesspool system, now a known factor in the ultimate remedying of the drainage at Llandovery. Councillor Lewis is by trade a mason. An Amman Valley teacher was somewhat rprised at at answer he received, recentl y :when he asked the class, Why was it wrong to be cruel to animals?" and a bright bttle boy sai d Pie =an ma l s ? ai d a br !i ght little boy said: Please, sir, it's wrong for to pull the wings orf of flies 'cause it says, What's joined together, let no man pull ftsunder.' A young farmer's bride, who recently undertook the management of the horticul- tural section of the farm, asks the editor of an agricultural paper: What can I do to make potatoes grow? I peeled them ever so carefully before planting them, but they fiaven't even come up yet." We venture to publish a might-what-have- been reply of the Ammanford milic consumer to the lengthy explanation of the Food Con- troller as to why he was unable to reduce the maximum prices for milk. It is: Refer the matter to the local Food Control Com- mittee, and there shall be striking results, and they will wait and see.' Jeannie Maitland, despite the sorrows of iier life, had a very keen sense of humour, and one of her most interesting bits was the description of Mr. Towyn Jones and another singing with relish, as though they enjoyed the thought of it, Rhyfedd na fuaswn 'nawr yn y ffianUau" (" Strange it is that even Eow I am not in the flames "—of hell!). An Ammanford man was much insulted recently by a dog dealer. However, he had refused every dog shown hun. on the ground thac its looks were too fierce. and naturally the dog dealer's patience had been tested to the extreme point. The result Was the issue of the following sarcastic remark: What you Svant, man, a in t dogs, but ailkworms or Canaries.

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