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SPORTS AND PASTIMES. I

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WORK AND WORKERS.-I

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CHIPS OF NEWS. I

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Foola sometimes asK questions mar, wjse men I Cannot answer," remarked the professor in the course of his lecture. Then that explains why eo many of us get plucked in our exatniziatioiis," said the flippant student. Can any of you children tell me anything about Mosee?" inquired the Sunday-school teacher. Yes, ma'am," said a little girl, hopl"- fully; he was the only man that broke all the Commandments at once!" And what is the diplomatic corps?" "The diplomatic corps," replied the one who takes a pun seriously, is what the weaker nation is permitted to receive after the stronger one gets through eating the apple." You tell me," said the Judge, "that tins is the person who knocked you down with his aut i- mobile. Could you swear to the man?" 1 did." returned the complainant, eagerly, but he didn't stop to hear me!" Now, Archie," asked a schoolmistress, dilat- ing on the virtue of politeness, if you were seated in a tramcar, every seat of which was ce- eupied, and a lady entered, what would you do? •" Pretend J wna aeleoo was the uromut reolv.

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I REVIEW OF THE CORN TRADE.

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LITTLE BOAT FOR BIG JOURNEY.…

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IMARKETS.

I AGRICULTURAL NOTES.

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