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SPORTS AND PASTIMES.

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Father: "Ah, Tommy, you aon't know when you're well off. I wish I were a boy again. So do I—littler than me. too." Old Gentleman: "My boy! my boy! you do wronK to fish on a Sunday." Boy: "If can't be no harm, sir. I ain't patched nothing." A philosopher has been described as a creature who is miserable when other men are happy, an happy when other men are miserable. When .asked his reason for saying that a blush is an anomaly, a wag replied: "Because a woman who blushes is admired for hèr .d\(,ek." Jacky, my sohn," Raid a thoughtful fttiier of the Jewish persuasion, "'dak** 'longer and den you von'r vear out boots so quick." According to an American writer, the boy who has too much pocket-money when lie is growing up never has quite enough after he reaches manhood. Yes, smoking is an expensive habit. When a man gives his friends cigars all the ellr round. look what. a lot he loses." Do you rticen cigars or friends? Dorcae: Won't your meeting be very kte if all the members are going to take part in tho debate?" Mrs. Dorcas: "WhJ no, dear! We'll all wTMtak Qt. once

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! REVIEW OF THE CORN TRADE.

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