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SPORTS AND PASTIMES.

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-L%"LlKe, t ani going to maKe you a [.ri-M.nr .his pig." Ah. -ure, an' 'tis just like you, sor! Manager (to singer): "Why do you intend to give an encore?" Singer: Why not? Nobodj h issed. A self-made man Ï6 often a very crrch,. t ib, l, piece of work until he attempt personal dccora tive effects. "Wot beats me k why 'e should steal. i. ain't got no need to. 'E's got a good wife to work for im." Brown: How is it you let your wife have her own way so entirely?" Jones: Because I once tried to stop her." A daring correspondent writes: Monday was Wattle Day in Melbourne." Hencc the phrase: "Wattle you have?" Departing Guest: "Oh, don't trouble to see me to tho door." Host: "No trouble at all, old man. It's a pleasure." To sustain a, reputation for wit on other people's ideas is as difficult as it is to look a gentleman in a hired suit. I A woman, provided she knows that her hat is pn straight, is prepared to look the whole world in be at HZlV moment

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AGRICULTURAL NOTES.

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! REVIEW OF THE CORN TRADE.

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