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GWYS and CWMLLYHFLL

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Jones (to his landlady)—"Very sorry madam, but I've torn the curtain in the sitting-room." Landlady—"Oh, all right, sir J 1*11 put it down as extra rent r' Mrs. Smythe—"Is there no way you can break yourself of that habit of talking in your sleep?" Mr Smythe (tremulously but hopefully)—"Do you think it would help at all, my dear, if you'd let me talk more when I'm awake?" "Doesn't it humiliate you to have to go through life this way?'' asked the sympathetic woman as she pur- chased a photograph at the show. "Yes ma'am, replied the Bearded Ladv. "If it wasn't for the wife and the kids I'd throw up the job to-day.