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PONTYCYMMER.

NANTYMOEL.

OGMui^E VALE.

GILFACH GOCH.

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OGMORE YALE CHILDREN'S CHOIR…

WISE AND OTHERWISE. j i !

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WISE AND OTHERWISE. i Mary: "I wouldn't marry tiie tx-r lean in rh«» world Agatha "NY— J. i \v>a:d marry ;lio bridegroom, and let ili-^ b-.v-v it. e.-uc one of ttie if I Newspaper Interviewer: ]«. tilW, Ii-. that you starred life as a peer pl iu^l.eoy ? r-s- ful Merchant: No. sir, J started as a small, red-faced, yelling G:Ki-day. Mrs. A. "There goes M:>. C:con. 'Cry she is such a quiet dresser." Mr-. C You should hear her carrynn: <n v. •• her band is buttoning up her c!r. at t.n> l-c.v, Teacher: JiriMiue, sap; eso yon h; o aypies and t-^n oranges, and era. ninc-t^n'cs <r. J them to some other, litt.e b^y-, v.bat woin<l M { have": Jim lino T'd haVi- me head examac .•s;.i. "1 notice your wife doesn't wear her fr,hiij'ed i >nl:on guwn ia cli.irc.i P<-n:i N<>: :t wa.« I ;JO eTiibarrr.->:i! Kv-vj litn-' a b.ut'-n turn-, cl tip on :l;e cowec-Uon-pjaK '11_, (' i..(' r. V. have row b.v,n n:J.rr.i fifteen Y':1. -A eui i1 i;i' you on your birthday.' Teat". r.:e. liiv dear, and <»vory one of il en: v. o tc ,I Ui!«!ersrraduate: Claud prn.V ln;n-elf oil ix.-hig ""1:tJ'\ i;i:par;la: a'<I I inli-r- .aradaari. \"es. ] .:j <»• j. JTc <iii!n'r x-em lt> care whether ho hi: tiie rabbit, li.e dog. tiie gamekeeper,. or one «. iiis fl'KJ!Kis. The oi her €\enii)g. a yuni:g et>u:>;e. who w<>r-e evidently much in love. ~r-ep[> d < n n» a ( re v. d- d tramr-ar. but. seeing it was fnii. tiie murmured to his fair eompanicn i conca. ><> tlurik we -hail in- able to in iie-«> Charlie." was the -t'jr y. you think we had better wait uutn we get home Hostess: \e] 1. now you are here. I h.•;•••• > a w.i!i stay to lunch with melM' Gash.a l-it-: •'(111. thank you .so nnu-h, <!ear Mr; lire win.. ;f we may." (To daugMert: Ti:'2; VI ra. v.. ah tliat \1<' d<e;a..rfa! SiK-h a pk-a.-a: ^urj-r.. j r-n j vou' S<.v<y TrutiifiU Cliikl: N-ot a prise, mOl iwr. You know YOU said M' I? wa- must ar.k us to lunch if wo only storax d x:s:g enough "I say. old man, can you ten rae what k meant by the Rule of Three? My girl ask< <! me | ^iiour it last night. N-ever c-f ;t lx-,( i Weli." said the man at the next dedt. "1 a frayed collar, and an incipient- bald spot < n his head, "if you can wait rill you're marrnvl. and Eye with your wife, her ancient maiden sister, and their mother, you will know tho Hul-o of 1 hroo ail right." "itas your order been taken?" asked one of •lie waiters. Yes." said Air. Wedbroi.o. lif- o ''a minutes. If it isn't too late, though. I'd ;<■ to ei)aliire it." "To cliange your older, Yes. if you don't minu, I'll change it tv ..¡I eiiireuty. "Will Brother Jones kindly lead:" was asked: by the pastor at the begirminir of tiie prayer meeting. Waking with a start at the mention' (If his name, the deacon a.)n: >> broke up die .-ci- vice by replying: "I led ia. time. It's youx tarn. What's trumps?" Stage Carpenter (who h:o :(- wnt on ill ;]¡¡ emergency to say a line): Me Lord, the police have discovered your whereabout*, and even now approach." The Beid Bad Piatonet: 'Tig false! False!' Stag<- Ca: jxiiie: "Ail right. Then you go and ask the a gc-manager he told me!

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SOCIALISAI AND liOLDERY. !

S..MTARY AlATTERS IN THE GARW.

HINTS futt liit iloME.

" KICE DISHES.

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