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ORIGINAL AND SELECTED.

SUITABLE FOOD FOR STORE PIGS.

THE WOOL MARKET.

ALSYKE.

SUCCESS IN PIG-KEEPING.

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IN THE GARDEN.

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1A TEST FOR MILK.

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AMONG THE CHICKS.

FOWLS AT LIBERTY.

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MORE EGGS WANTED.

. AMUSING ANECDOTES.

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AMUSING ANECDOTES. Lord Newton, in his speech, made the House laugh when he said that the charge of cruelty in connection with the hunting of the tame dear was akin to the charge he once heard made by a foreigner against fox-hunting in this country. Fox-hunting is an extremely cruel amusement," said this gentleman at the very first fence I jumped, I spurred my unfortunate horse's eye out." Mrs Brown: "Goodness, Mary, what a kitchen! Every pot, pan, and dish is dirty, the table looks like a jumble sale, and-it will take you all night to clean things up! What have you been doing ? Mary: Sure, ma'am, the young leddies has just been showin' me how they bile a pertator at their cookin' school." And you say that you are innocent of the charge of stealing a rooster from Mr Jones ?" asked an Arkansas judge of a meek-looking prisoner. "Yes, sir, I am innocent-as innocent as a child." You are confident that you did not steal the roosters from Mr Jones ? Yes ,sir and I can prove it." How can youu prove it ? "I can prove that I didn't steal Mr Jones's roosters, judge, because I stole two hens from Mr Graston the same night, and Jones lives five miles from Graston's." The proof is conclusive," said the judge. Discharge the prisoner." A Colonial ranchman, with large flocks of sheep of the small range variety, shipped a flock to Sydney, and did not receive enough for them to pay for freight. His broker wrote: "Your sheep falling on a poor market, we sold the carload for twenty-five pounds and paid the freight on them, which was thirty-two pounds. You therefore owe us seven pounds. Please remit." He replied: "I have no money, but I will send "(im some more sheep." At a meeting of masters. of hounds and secretaries of hunts, held at Tattersall's recently, it was stated that foxes had of late taken to killing lambs to an extent that had become alarming. An attempt to put these losses on stray cur dogs was dis- posed of by some of the speakers attesting that foxes had been detected stealing mint, evidently with a view of eating it with the lamb. Here is an advertisement from the Bromley Chronicle ':—A farmer, having established a farm in Central Africa, needs loan of E300 to £500 to purchase further improved machinery, and also to enable him to hold out until arrival of railway, three years hence. Generous interest half- yearly or yearly. Preference given to a young lady with that amount good house- keeper and accountant, and willing to come out with idea of marriage. The calf which the stock-raiser had taken the summer resident to see, surveyed his owner and the stranger with a wary eye. Er—what breed is your calf ? asked the visitor. The farmer removed a wisp of straw from his mouth and said:- This critter's father gored a justice of the peace, knocked a lighting rod agent end over end, and lifted a tramp over a picket fence, and as for his mother, she chased the whole Banbury brass band out o' town last fourth of July. If that ain't breed enough to pay six dollars for, you can leave him be. I'm not pressing him on anybody." The Earl of Warwich, at a banquet in Washington, was quizzed about the hunt- ing yarns he had swoppd with the President while dining at the White House. Oh, yes," Lord Warwick said, playfully, they were tall yarns-tall on my side, I mean. I outdid the wandering hen. A hen, you know, set out to see the world, and met a crow in a distant wood. But,' said the crow, are you not afraid, without wings, of losing your way in all this tangle ?' Afraid ? Not I,' scoffed the hen, every little while I lay an egg to guide myself back by.

THE COAL-MINING INDUSTRY AND…

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.I THE EXCAVATIONS AT " CAERSWS.

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BUTCHERS' HIDE, SKIN AND WOOL

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SUCCESS IN PIG-KEEPING.