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ig-I MILES OF 2 ig-I MILES OF 2 Mazawattee Tea Chests! Mazawattee Tea Chests! Record Tea Duty Cheque, f 859862 8. 8. REPRESENTS. 19! miles of Mazawattee Tea Chests of 100 lbs. eacti. 5,151,746 lbs. (over 2,300 tons) of Delicious Njazawattee. Thirteen hurkdred n\illior\ cups of Nlazawattee, which would fill a huge Tea-duct 1,670 miles long by oqe foot square, reaching from Londoq to Siberia, right across Europe, sufficient for a cup of Tea for every man, wonlan and child iq the world. These thirteen hundred million people seated, would make a tea party 30 times round the earth, or a tea party 750,000 miles long. 1\ river of liquid Mazawattee as long as the ftiver Thames, 215 rqiles long, yearly eight feet wide, by oqe foot deep. The Sugar to sweeten this Mazawattee Tea (one lumy of a cubic inch to each cup) would make a road of Sugar 14t miles long, 10 feet wide, by one foot thick; and the 2 Milk for the delicious Tea would fill a milk-duct of one foot square, tvhich would extend from London to Dublin, a distance of 289 miles in a straight line. The World's Record Tea Duty Cheque, f 859862 8. 8. Is one single operation in MAZAWATTEE TEA MAZAWATTEE TEA 1143 The Greatest Wholesale Tea Enterprise in the World. a multi-millionaire wished to celebrate the coming of the 20th century by giving a Tea-party to the whole World, he might buy all the Mazawattee Tea represented by this record duty cheque, and issue invitations. The Tea could thus be con- sumed at one sitting. The host would have to get more than 1,300 millions of chairs for his visitors to sit on and if he allowed them only the small elbow-room of one square yard of space per person, he would have to build a room the floor of which covered 426 square miles of land. This room would measure, if a square room, nearly 21 miles along each of its walls, and owing to its immense size this Tea-party would be too much crowded to be pleasant. Each person would drink one cup of Tea, and this vast store of Tea would be consumed. If the multi-millionaire ho,t wished to give hi- visitors more space he might arrange his chairs in circles—but he would have to borrow the World itself for this purpose of drinking all the Mazawattee Tea at one sitting. The chairs, at one yard for each chair, would form a huge circular Tea-party, nearly 750,000 miles in circumference, and everybody in the world would be present. You could not place such a circle of chairs in the World-tiie World is not big enough, nearly. You would have to arrange the chairs for this Tea-party round the earth's circumference, which is, say, 25,000 miles. When you had arranged no fewer than 3Q rings of chairs round the earth's circumference, each ring of chairs being 25,000 miles long, the visitors to this gigantic World's Tea-party of Maza- wattee Tea could be invited to climb up to those chairs and sit down on them. A cup of Mazawattee Tea would be handed to each person, and then. at the signal, flashed by electricity round the World's circumference, each cup would be emptied, and the stock of Tea represented by this record duty cheque of Z85,362 8s. 8d., would be consumed at one sitting by the whole population of the world. There have been, and are, many huge commercial operations done in the ancient City of London, but it may be doubted whether any of these has ever touched the magnitude of the operation in Tea that is represented by this record duty cheque paid by the Mazawattee Tea Company, Limited.

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