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) ———————————————— I J "E PICK The Good from lOUT FOR the Bad and the id YOU BEST ONLY from the Good <r i This is the Secret of the High Quality qf 0 u., Tip-Top Grocery )P I if 0 s 5 and Provisions. » It' in eø l. ir f i M get the Goods you want at prices you want to pay-but Quality is x never sacrificed to prices. j ,1> %ST With modern ways and methods J VALUES '^s very clearly shown, J tOUR To get the horn of plenty J I lrtONEY You first snust blow your own." $p'wOMMAND. Our Teas go one better I tfean other people's. j j ^SB1 ACTION Otuli* Butter IS BETTEK, R Fre,her,-t I Cheaper!! ONEY Our Bacon the Best; f: Back. IN ti k MARKET. It B. JONES &, CO,, • CITY STORES, ST ASAPH ¡ I I, £ I' t *4"whes* In Q,- i. C, I-C),W'30* in flr-i.043. l' i *————-——— ■ U I 41th a&d .Happiness ia ttUMBER CYCLES ^fetrSlA^&rldmequaIkdT J FAMOUS machines, "the bicycles that if j TIA 9r WEAR OUT" (vide THE GEHTLIWGMAN) MAY 11 III 9 be- obtain-ed,e¡t, prices from SIX GUINEAS, ( per month, packed and delivered freateany railway station in the United Kingdom. \V t iSy_ J Sea *Catalogue -and, DsWTofLaicii,MadeA to- fljv j W. M BULLEB. £ I Portland Place, Tt \V DENBIGH. *V 1 THE BEST KEYLESS WATCH AT £ 5. 1| HlHSOi'S^BAltK' g.. Keyless, Three-quarter Plate ENGLISH W Vo? Cases. LBYJili WATCH, Chronometer Balance, all 1 (of in strong Gold Ca.sos, £15), »°s'<4Cf!e Cartes £ m lMIHWWTHLY PAYMENTS 3 MfS] rw ffl| .'Ai same Prices as for Cash. 'i f »f$Qlm Deposit with Order, M v ^Wer ^jf &suc^ess*ve Payrnazts of fiOl- each B Levera i0\ h P-mIttI or tS Monthly Pay meats of J2Qj» A «|A for the GoldJWnick. B atehed 0- tot 4di t \Sk_' es, 4tk as. GOLD CHAINS (londm J » £ 3 to £ 2G. ■ «ENSO W'Sg^BIIB iBE I | by J 1 J ?ill;ants, £ 12. Brilliants, £ io IO&, Brilliants. 10s. 1 f ^^53^ I ILLUSTRATED alchL ffl 6-^aU an«l BriT.kat, Ruhias or ^nbiee. or Sappfeirp, fl BOOKS 1 ^ats, J^Q. Saypliires, £ 2 25x ^20. n fRff L Ko. y, of j M • rntt* j fox presents. M Premier watc&.nak&s ,l\ 118 yn, of the World. t t W O;f the World. 62 & S4, LUDQATE H:LL, LONDON, -• also 'Er0ur narne an^ addrcsa, f) 'tf /35r*" po?H^ will bring you | IWU^ftV: H. SAMUEL'S BIG I BvS^tt v\FREE BOOK OF_| JwS^^flu^ £ ^ARGA|MS /m)I FREEPRIZES^^P r nlr ^which explains kow it is possible to halve one's expenditure on IC^|S^ l»r 1%1 W1"" HITCHES, RINGS, JEWELLERY, ELECTRO- SILYER, &c., without sacrificing anything in value, is «*<> buy by post DIRECT, with even greater satisfaction than e case when shopping is done in person. mf^L W ri '• »M: SAMUEL'S BOOK OFFERS:— Ijhe »ACUC»> ■ ^L :J1 *1 j^'i-VER WATCHES at 6 6 5/6 60LDBROOCHES HUmt /fiBV, .ML.* ^W '0„i7/3 SOLID GOLD 18-CT. REAL GEM RINGS, SOLID SILVER LEVER I Mffl .p IIP V».' ;«/< HEAVILY SILVER-PLATED DINNER CRUETS, Api 1 I dilfe j '•« HICXEL LEVER CLOCKS, V", *0. ««. 25/v C, I LL**$- P I I t» A MONTH'S FREE TRIAL fcW/ L| '• L 1 I with every article, and pnrchaters Extra strong eases, H m 1TO I '•«» » Tue upwardt have the right of selecting dn*t-proof cap ana | 9 ^long U»t or all latest improve- WMT. Jl\ UB& | BONUS PRIZES. STES. B«Xt- Vw'MS ^Pur^Hed period H. SAMUEL U dUtributlni v/ap«*wMranty.e J ^hia^n^jdditional^FREK PRIZES with year* e. of 101- «. AMBTE por h- SAMUEL'S BOOK TO-DAY 4- rorr F4?T«.REAL,«E HOW N. SAMUEL'S Vjjff i-gjBmHwS5 H*cT0RY PRICES SAVE THE POCKET. with (^paaS^^yHffBr^^Kg • SAMliri 200 MARKET ST., 0-

I HENLLAN. 1 School Treat and Prize I Distribution at Henllan. Ou Friday, the 14th inst., the annual prize distribution and tea party took place at Llysweirchion, where the children arrived at 1.30 p.m.. 1.,It nded by their teachers (Mr W Griffiths, Miss Clnrke, Miss Simpson, Miss E<lwapds, and Miss Blodwen Thonta"). At the conclusion of th" prize distribufion the Rev H Ham- ¡.hr"Yj, on behalf of the Managers, thanked Mrs Cole most cordially for the very valuable and useful prizes she had just i presented to the children. It was a great I encouragement to the Managers and teachers to find that Mrs Cole continued I to take such a lively interest in these schools, and lie asked the children not to forget Mis Cole's great kindness to them year by year, and the great trouble she had taken in connection with these prizes and tea party. Although Mrs Cole's health, he was sorry to say, had been but indifferent lately, this did not deter her from remembering the Henllun children tkts year again, and devoting much time, and thought, and labour to the selection and purchase of these beautiful prizes. The bpst way they could repay Mrs Cole for her kindness would be by punctual and regular attendance at school and by diligence and good conduct. The schools stood very high in the county for attendance, but the punctuality of the children, though improved, was still far from satisfactory. He impressed upon them the necessity of acquiring habits of punctuality now while at school as they would be of the utmost help and value to them in after-life. There was another reason why they should be at school punctually at 9 o'clock in the morning— and that was for the scripture lesson- which he considered the most important lesson of the day, and he asked the teachers to make the lesson attractive and interest- ing. He was persuaded that the value of the religious teaching and its influence on the school depended to a great measure on the teachers, and he would venture to ask the teachers to remember that the objeet of education was not so much to sharpen the wits and brain as to mould and train the character. He hoped they would take every oppor- tunity to impress upon the children, by precept and example, the duty of being always truthful, straightforward, honest, and thorough in everything, obedient to their paieats at home, and civil and respectful to all, so that when they left school they may bave been put in the way of becoming good and useful citizens. Ln the vote of thanks he would include Miss Cole, who had given invaluable help to Mrs Cole with the prices, and to Captain Cole for providing the sports and prices that were to follow. He took that oppor- tunity of congratulating the Llysmeirchion family on the safe return home of Captain Mowbray Cole from India, and of offering their hearty congratulation? to the gailant Captain on his recovery from his very dangereus illness. Three hearty cheers were then given for Mrs Cole, and three more for the rest of the Llysmeirchion family. Tea was laid for 130, as Mrs Cole had very Jcindly invite-I the children who had left school in the of the;,year. After the children's tea many of the children's mothers partook of tea and also the visitors, among whom we noticed Mrs Monk, Mrs and Miss Griffith (Garn), Mrs and Miee Humphreys Boberts, Mrs and Miss Heaton (St Asaph), Mrs John Griffith (Ty Efwrn), Mr J and Miss Conran, the Misses Lancaster, Mr and Miss Hayes Jones, &c., &c. Some capital sports followed in an adjoining fielcl, the winners receiving valuable prizes. Captain Mowbray and Mr Terry Cole and Mr John Story contri- buted much to the success of theeports. MIXED SCHOOL. Medals awarded to those boys and girls of the Henllan Mixed School who attended for 350 times from. April 1st, 1905,rto March 31st, 1006 (350 times full time). Twenty-five first-class order of medals awarded to:- fGIRLS. Gwendolen Jones, Standard I, aged 9. Mary Williams, Standard II, aged 9. Gladys Sharpe, Standard III, aged 10. Gwladys Roberts, Standard V, aged 12. Katie Joaes, Standard VI, aged 13. .BOYS. P John Henry Jones, Standard I, aged 8. H Rees Davies, Standard I, aged 8. Thomas Richard Jones, Standard If, aged 9. Wall- ace Hughes, Standard III, aged 9. James Edward Brooman, Standard IV, aged 14. Alfred Evans, Standard V, aged 13. Edward Hughes, Standard V, aged 12. Francis Davies, Standard VI, aged It. To 10 giris and boys who attended 349 times—only missed once:—Martha Lloyd, Standard I, aged 9. Mary Ellen Davies, Standard II, aged 10. Gwennie Roberts, Standard III, aged W. Samuel Lileyd, Standard III, aged 10. William John Evans, Sandard III, aged 12. Robert David Roberts, Standard V, aged 13. Henry Vaughan, Standard V, aged 12. Arthur I Price, Standard V, aged 11. Gwilym Thomas, Standard VI, aged 14. Riehard Williams, Standard VII, aged 13. Two first-class medals for punctuality awarded to Gwilym Roberts, Standard r. aged 8; Mary Emily Jones, Standard It, aged 9. Twelve second-class medals awarded lo those boys and girls who hav6 attended 340 times and overMargaret Williams, Standard I, aged 9. Mary Maude Jones, Standard I, aged 9. May Morris, Standard I, aged 9. John Meirrion Evans, Standard I, aged 7. Margaret Jones, Standard II, aged 9. David Piers Davies, Standard II, aged 9. Bessie Evans, Standard III, aged 10- Thomas Henry Jones, Standard III, aged 11. George Arthur Jones, Standard JV, aged 11. Catherine Williams, Standard V, aged 13. Jane Ellen Jones, Standard V, aged 12. Robert D Samuel Jones, Standard VI, aged 13. INFANTS. Three first-class medals awarded to those infants who attended 360 times (full time) from April 1st, 1905, to March 31st, 1906: -William Roberts, Class I, aged 7. William Hughes, Class II, aged 6. Miriam Ann Jones, Class II, aged 6. Two first class medals awarded to those infants who attended 359 times (only missed once):—Robert Henry Roberts, Class I, aged 7. Annie Jones, Class I, aged 7. Eighteen second class medals awarded to those infants who attended 340 times and over:—John Griffith Jones, Class III, aged 5. Louisa Davies, Class II, aged 6. Edith Ellen Jones, Class II, aged 6. Edward Owen Vaughan, Class III, aged 5. Margaret Bglh.. Class III, aged 4. Catherine I Ellen Jones, Class I, ageri 8. Robert John I Roberts, Class II, aged 6. Henry Charles Jones, Class II. aged 7. Jane Alioe Jones, Class II, aged 6. Charles J. nes, Class II, aged 6. John Roberts, plass III, aged 4. William Henry Jones, Class I aged 7. Hannah Levina Jones, Class II, aged 6. Jawes Morris, Class III, aged 5. Evan Oliver Evans, Class I, aged 8. Robert David Jones, Class HI, age.i 5. Meredith Howell Evans, Class III, aged 6. Oliver Jones, Class I, aged 8. Prizes awarde: to boys and girls in Henllan Mixed School by Mrs Cole. Sixty- nine on the roll. First class medal and first prize for best attendance awarded to the following boys and girls :-G weadolen Joaes, Standard I, aged 9, silver clock. Mary Williams, Standard II, aged 9, book. Gladys Sht rpe, Standard III, aged 10, writing case. Gladys Roberts, Standard V, aged 12, book. Katie Jones, Standard VI, aged 13, large picture. John Henry Jones, Standard I, aged 8, cricket bat. H Rees Davies, Standard I, aged 8, purse with Is. Thomas Richard Jones, Standard II, aged 9. cricket ball and stumps. Wallace Hughes, Standard III, aged 9, cricket stumps. James Edward Brooman, Standard IV, aged 14, book. Alfred Evans, Standard V, aged 13, hunting writing set. Edward Hughes, Standard V, aged 12, cricket bat and ball. Francis Davies, Standard VI, aged 13, writing case Martha Lloyd, Standard I, aged 9, "B" clock. Mary Ellen Davies, Standard II, aged 10, two photo frames. Gwennie Roberts, Standard III, aged 10, parse with Is. Samuel Lloyd, Standard III, aged 10, box of ties. William John Evans, Standard 111, aged 12, box of ties. Robert David Roberts, Standard V, aged 13, knife. Henry Vaughan, Standard V, aged 12, book. Arthur Price, Standard V, aged 11, knife. Gwilym Thomas, Standard VI, aged 14, brush in case. Richard Williams, Standard VII, aged 13, book. Three special prizes given to the best boys for good conduct:—Standard IV, Owen Jones, aged 11, box of ties. Standard H, Robert Alfred Jones, aged 10, knife. Standard I, John Evans, aged 8, purse with Is. GIRLS. I Prices awarded for the best needlework in each standard :-Standard I, Maggie Williams, aged 8, first prize, box of hand- kerchiefs and medal; Margaret Ann Jones, aged 8, second prize, work basket; and May Morris, aged 8, equal prize, two pictures and medal. Standard II, Maggie Jones, aged 9, first prize, prayer book and medal, and Mary Emily Jones, aged 9, second prize, prayer book and punctuality medal. Standard III, Emily Frances Vaughan, aged 10, first and only prize, picture. Standard IV, Catherine Williams, aged 13, first and only prize, work basket and medal. Dilys Jones' work commended, but only one garment to show; not suffi- cient for a prize. Standard V, Jane Ellen Jones, aged 12, first and only prize, work basket and medal. Gwladys Roberts' work highly commended. Standard VI, Olwen Roberts, aged 13, first and only prize, writing case. Katie Jones would have had first prize in this standard only that she is awarded first price for best attendance. Needlework excellent. Three special prizes given this year to the best girls for good conduct, obedience, and quietness. Standard I, Edith Jane Jones, aged 10, C*rge hand basket. Standard IV, Gwennie Lloyd Hughes, aged 10, fltted work set in case. Standard I, Mary Maftde Jones, aged 9, three pairs of scissors in case and medal. ECPIL TEACHERS. Mary Jones, red leather bag from Mrs Cole and 28 6d from Capt Cole. Blodwen Thomas, silver box from Mrs Cole aad 2s 6d from Capt Cole. Prize awarded in each Standard £ o the best boy for good conduct, proficiency and general progress:— Standard I, Meirion Evans, aged 7, knife and medal. Standard SI, David Pierce Davies, aged 9, pair of photo frames and medal. Standard III, Thomas Owen Evans, aged 12, writing case. Standard LV, George Arthur Joiies, ipged 11, book and medal. Standard V, Robert Henry Dories, aged 12, box of ties. Standard VI. Robert Samuel Joaes, aged 13, large picture and medal.

MARKETS. DENBIGH MARKET, WEDNESDAY. Prices :-Butter. Is Id to Is 2d per lb; tub butter, Is Id per lb; fowls, 48 to is per couple; ducks, 5s to 5s 6d per couple; eggs. 11 and 12 for Is; Welsh wool, lid; English do Is.

PURE. FRAGRANT. MAZAWATTEE TEA ] Recalls the Delicious; I Teas of 30 Years ago. I SOLD BY ALL GROOEBS., I

Fearfully Bloodless Thousands of Miserable Girls Suffer from this Serious Evil. Anaemic, Hysterical, Weak. When Almost Lifeless This Victim Found fyew Blood, New Strength in Dr.WILLIAMS' PINK PILLS In business, earning her own living away from home, and having to continue duties in 8pite of keen suffering, the case of Mias Harriett Crtcknell will appeal to thousands of her sex. Miss Cracknell is employed ab a great terminus hotel in London, but her home is at Keeper's Cottage, Fay gate, Sussex. To a newspaper representative she explained how she found a complete cure for anaemia in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. "I had never been blessed with robust health, owing to my blood being very poor," she said, and two years ago my health began to fail and I lost strength rapidly. At last I was incapaple of fulfilling my duties, and in consequence was obliged to leave my situation. I seemed to make no progress under a doctor's care, so I went to St. George's Hospital Miss H. CRACKNEIA, Cured of Acute Aneemia by DP. Williams' Pink Pills. for treatment, where I was told that I was very anaemic. My system was so reduced that I felt I could not keep any situation long. All my colour fled. I could not eat. Sometimes I fancied a meal, but when food was placed before me I could not touch it. I passed sleepless nights, and each morning I was so tired. My eyes grew dull and ached in- cessantly, and dark rings formed beneath them. My lip3 were pale, and the lobes of my ears were transparent. The least exertion exhausted me. If I went upstairs I had to cling to the banisters for support. After a short walk I would be overcome with breath- lessness and violent palpitation. Everything would grow dim before my eyes, and throbbing pains attacked my head I would have to rest for an hour before I was fit to move again. I was also troubled with buzzing noises in my ears, and was a martyr to splitting headaches. All the day I hung about languid aad weary, with no life in me. I grew dreadfully thin. All the blood seemed to have left my body. Always low-spirited and depressed, I grew highly hysterical. If anyone spoke to me I would cry, for no reason whatever. At times I could have fainted away from sheer weak- ness. When night came on I could hardly crawl into bed. I still attended the Hospital regularly, but I knew I could not go on much longer, and I grew exceedingly low and despondent. co Jast at this time Dr. W'Illiams' Pink Pills tams to my mind, and I determined to try them. It was remarkable how great an im- provement gradually followed their use. First I regained an appetite. Gradually my colour came back, my eye cleared, and the dark circles disappeared from under them. I began to look forward to my meals. With every dose of Dr. Williamie Pink Pills I gained fresh strength. My friends noticed how well I was looking and that I was not so thin. Before very long I was absolutely well and strong; yet I had taken only a few boxes of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Now I can do any amount of work without fatigae." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People make Good, Rich Blood they have repeatedly cured Anaetwia, It-digestion, Palpitations, Rheumatism, Sciatica, Necralgia, St. Vitus Dance, Eczema, Nervous Disorders, Paralysis, Effects of Overwork or Worry, also Ladies' Ailments. But only the genuine pills cure, those bearieg the full name (seven words) as above. Of all dealers or from the British Depot, 46, Holborn-viaduct, London, post free 2s. 9d. foc'one box, or 13s. 9d. for six boxes.

CAERWYS. CLERICAL. The Rev T Lloyd Bell, B.A., minor canon of Edinburgh Cathedral, is spending bis holidays at Gaerwys, his native town. On Sunday, the 9th iest., he conducted the services in the old Parish Church, and preached two excellent sertaons to large congregations. THEIKOTOR CAR DAGGER. Our attention has recently been drawn to the furious driving of motor cars and motor cycles through our streets. It would be well for those in charge of these, to remember that deaf, blind and nervous persons, children and decrepit old persons are as much entitled to the use of the highway as they are, and that their practice is pregnant with very serious consequences. We trust that the warning note of the Local Chancellor will be borne in miad by those who think that the ownership of a motor car or motor cycle carries with it the privilege of playing ducks and drakes with the rights of the public.

MOLD. FI £ EAT SHEEP SALE. We have much pleasure in calling our readers' attention to the Greatest Sale of Sheep ever held in Wales, which will take place in the Cattle Market, Mold, on Monday next, at 12 o'clock. The entry comprises some 8,000 to 9,000 breeding ewes, wethers, gimmers, and lambs, which have been specially retained for this sale, and as usual have been gathered from the surrounding mountains and hills, for which the district is celebrated. Mr Sheffield, the auctioneer, upon application, will be pleased to forward descriptive catalogues free of charge, as per our advertising oolumns.

SALE OF WELSH WORSES. We have much pleasure in calling our readers' attention to Mr Charles P Sheffield's Great Autumn Sale of 350 Welsh Farmers' Horses, which is advertised to take place at Mold on Thursday next. The catalogue is a tempting one. and the animals are drawn from the farms of the district, and buyers in want of genuine farmers horses for use in brewers drays, light lurries, vans, or parcel carts, will find a rare selection to choose from. The show of shire colts, fillies, and foals will be good, and the most fastidious will also be suited with a good ride or drive Welsh cob, or fast-trotting pony, for which the neighbourhood is noted. Mold is conveniently situated, there being an excellent service of trains to and from Liver- pool (one hour), and from Chester (20 minutes). The conditions of sale are all that a buyer could wish for. Descriptive catalogues may be bad post free from the auctioneer, as per our advertising columns.

COLWYN BAY. WEDDING. At Llandrillo-yn-Rhos Church on Tuesday the marriage took place of Miss Alice Bostock, fourth daughter of the late Mr William Bostock, J.P., of Plas Euryn, Calwyn Bay, to Mr W H Watts, of Liverpool. The officiating clergy were the Rev W Davies, Llangwstenin the Rev E J Evans, vicar of Llandrillo; and the Rev T Timothy, curate of Llandrillo. The bride was attired in a dress of duchesse white satin, the bodioe trimmed and the skirt draped with Honiton lace. Her veil was of white bulle, and she also wore a wreath of orange blossoms. She was given away by her brother, j Mr G W Bostock. The bridesmaids were Miss Ada Bostock and Miss Gwen Bostock (sisters of | the bride), and Miss Linda Watts (sister of the bridegroom), and the best man was Mr Alec Watts. After the ceremony a reception was leld at Pias Euryn. The honeymoon will be j jpent in Switzerland, There waa large number tf presents. I

WISE AND OTHERWISE. •'Yes, poor fellow, be's s friend of miofe^ Indeed I No; in need! Jinks: "Powell spends money like water." Bpinks: He will find the water shut off some day." i Horsedealer: Did that little mare I sold you do for you, air? Nervous Horseman: Nearly!" • » Old Strap is a man of very broad news. "That so? I hadn't noticed it; I thought he was cross-eyed." 9 "I say, Bill, who was Benjamin Disraeli?" "Don't you know, stupid? He was the man who invehted primroses." Does a bonnet sing because it is covered with birds? Not necessarily. But the man who pays for it whistles." He: Someone has started the story that I have a big head. What do you think of it? She: There's nothing in it. Mistress: "I am not quite satisfied with your references." Applicant: "Naythcr am I, mum; but they're the tiest I could Ret." Ella: "I should hate to be in your shoes." Stella: "Don't worry about it, dear; your foot is three sizes larger than mine." Softleigh: "I say, doctah. do you-aw-think I have bwain fevah?" Doctor: No, indeed; but you have the fever all right." When did you first become acquainted with your husband?" "The first time I asked him for money after we were married." Mr. Saphedde: I-aw-reallv cawn't believe the things I cawn't understand, don't you know." Miss Pert: "What a terrible sceptic you must be." Mr. Crittick: "Miss Artz tells me she does most of her painting now on glass." Miss Spertz: "I think she means with the aid of a glass." How dreadfully stout the general W getting!" Yes. Isn't it fortunate? Other- wise he wouldn't be able to wear ail his medals." Mrs. Suburbs (after the crash): There is an. other of my china dishes gone!" Suburbs: Never mind, dear; it has stopped the cook's singing." Mrs. Happywed: I never saw an educated bear; did you?" Patient Wife: Yes, indeed; u, we have one; come some afternoon when he is at home." Tommy: What does the paper mean by call- ing Mr. Sharpley an eight by ten business man? T.'s Father: "I presume it means he is not exactly square." "What does that mean-' a. six-horse-power motor-car "Why, one that requires six horses to drag it home when something goes wrong with the works! Charles: "My wife's handwriting is awful! Just look at that letter." His Friend: How do you manage to read it?" Charles: 1 don't. I just send the cheque." "There can be no happiness before death, said the sag§. Right! cried tne trivoloTJS young Greek. "I'll never be happy till that rich old uncle of mine is dead." She: It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." He: "Yes, it is better for the florists, for the jewellers, and sometimes even for the lawyers." There are many things in this world to which we must shut our eyes." said the paternal Gibson. "Yes, pa; and soap is one of them," chimed in the pride of the family. Little Bov (looking at music catalogue): "Father, who was Mozart?" Father: Mozart? Gracious, my boy, you don't know that? Go and read your Shakespeare!" That man is so honest he wouldn't steal a pin," said the admiring friend. "I never though much of the pin test," answered Miss Cayenne. "Try him with an umbrella." Judge (sternly): "You are a pitiable speci- men of humanity! What brought you to all this degradation and disgrace?" Prisoner (proudly): "It took three coppers, jour washupp! I Sapleigh Weallv, I-aw-nevah smoke a cigawette without thinking what a beastly idiot 1 am, doncher know." Miss Caustique: "And yet some people claim there isn't any virtue in cigarettes." Mrs. Jones: "I wonder what it is that makes baby so wakeful?" Mr. Jones (savagely): Why, it's heredity, of course-this is what comes of your sitting up at nights waiting for me! "You are not opaque, are you?" said the sarcastic man to another who was standing in front of him at a recent show. Faith, and I'm not," was the unperturbed reply. My name. is O'Brien." "TVTIlie: Say. Mr. Fresheres. are you any^ re- lation to old Blue Beard?" Mr. F.: "Why, po. Willie! What put that into your head!" Willie: Well. Sis said you thought you were a great lady-killor." Yes," said Mrs. Popley, I'm going to take the children away to the country for a month or so." YoU'll take your servants with you, of course? said Mrs. Nextdore. "Most assuredly not! I need a rest myself! The Patient: "I'm troubled with a continual buzzing sound in my ear, doctor." The Doctor: Are you married? The Patient: Yes, sir." The Doctor: "That's easily remedied. Send your wife away on a holiday." Jones: I tell you, Miss Flywings is the most realistic actress I have ever seen." "How's that? Why, the other night she laughed so bitterly that she had to eat a piece of sugar to get the taste out of her mouth." Jabbers: "I tell you, old man, it's a terrible thing when your wife quarrels with her mother and the old lady lives with you. Which Bide do you take?" Havers: "Neither. I preserve an alarmed neutrality." Wife: "There is no doubt-about it, marriage does improve a man's politeness." Husband: How so? Well, you frequently get up and offer me your chair now, before we were married you always wanted to keep half." Miss Gusby (entering a full tram-car as Jer- kins prepares to rise): Oh, don't get up-don't get up! Please keep your seat." Jorkins (slightly bewildered): "Like to oblige you, madam, but I get out at this street." Mother: "Were you good at the party?" Six-Year-Old: Yes." Mother: You^ didn't ask twice for anything at the table?" Six- year-Old: "No, I didn't. I asked once, and they didn't hear me, so I helped myself." Kind Lady: You can get work beating car- pets two doors from here—they are cleaning house." Homeless Holmes: "Thanks, mum. I mighter bumped right into it, if you hadn't warned me. I'll steer clear of it, mum." Hix: An acquaintance of mine patented an appliance to enable a girl to play two pianos at one time." Dix: "Did he make anything out of it?" Hix: Well, he made a move out of the town. His neighbours threatened to mob him." The Creditor: "When see you going to pay me? I can't go to your place every day, trying to make you settle up. I've got other things to do." The Debtor: "Are you at liberty on Saturday afternoons? Come every Saturday." "Yes," said the first^ salesman, "things ara very dull at our shop. • Why," replied the other, I thought the new proprietor expected to make things hum "So he said, but be seems to have succeeded only in making them humdrum. Attorney: "You can sue him for breach of promise, madame; but-it seems to me prepos- terous to claim £ 50,000 damages." Fair Client: >'l want to get so heavy a judgment against scoundrel! haVO to marry me-the thu0dS'lct? '.xf ;"h lovers went up yonder monnf»' j Two »bDL*e""iL"wisEisrs Khe?2T"jbodj kn°»'" w»< .te 1 '(>■ sweet girl gndu. rf' ls your definition of the term rJS W?,7lan '? ."A womanly woman," mannfar-t man. is one who is capable of used to turnout." Udding Hke your Srandmother askV?"an recently engaged to a widower "How Mr S?j' a fellow of seven years: mother'"°U dT^^°U *'ke nK> for your step- cerned U vSt. ra'e- as far as I am con- fn no v. replied. "You will have to speak to pa about it. though." ?U °hjected to Jack because he had to rn. J r a *ivins> didn't you, mamma? Yes, ■t vr- „ar; He doesn't belong to our class. it's all right now. May he call to- INg- ht 1 "Has someone left him a fortune?" ) No; but he's lost his job." Elderly Relative <to schoolgirl): "Amanda, you are looking pale. You must not be too ambitious. Tell me the truth, now; haven't you been burning the midnight oil?" Miss Amanda (her paleneae all gone): Why, yes, auntie; but-but not much. We tumed the lamp down very low." The Portrait Painter (in despair): Madam, I and it impossible to procure colours that will match your exquisite complexion." The Sitter (without reserve): Well, tht-ii, just draw the ) outlines to-dar; and whes I come next tioM I'll kmwas&w colMM im 7 w. "• 4

WREXHAM HORSE SALES. Messrs Frank Lloyd and Sons are holding their great October t-ale4 in the North Walea Repository, Wiexhain, on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5 b, they are considered the best of the year, bujerw attending from a 1 parts of Great Britain and the Continent, and many high prices have been made. On the first two days Harness Hoisee, Hunters Hackneys and Show Cobs will be offered for which entries have already been received from Kaoy well-known studs. The last two days is set apart for Town, ,e Lurry a^d Van Hor, Shires and Young horses. Entries for catalogue should be made direct to the Auctioneers Dot later than Monday, Septetnbe 24th.

An Invention. The following abridged description is upecially drawn for the Dibiglishire bre-C Press by Messrs. Hughes, ion, and Thornton, Patent Agents, 3. Chancery Lane, London, of whom all information relating to patents, designs, and trade marks may be obtained free of charge. 10 527. J W Baker, of Cardiff, for railway, etc., vehicles. Butlers: The buffer head is sccured by mean-R cf a pair of washers with square holes, which are passed over a squared eud of the buffer shank, the cuter washer being turned through forty-five degrees on the rounded neck and secured by screws to the inner washer. The stem may project behind the back-plate and contain a slot to receive a cimel or other tool for convenience in repacking, or the stem may be flush with ihe rear of the back-plate, or the buffer may be self-contained.

f KYNOCH | SPORTING | CARTRIDGES I Season 1806. -A r 7/6 per 100, net. 1!' .£: 8/9 per 100, net. IitL" 3¿<: ..) 10/- per 100, net. PAT & Nr -Lu.- 121- per 100, net. ■ These prices are for cash. I Carnage paid on 1,000 lots. I Soli by I Mellard & Co., I 9, CROWN SQUARE, I DENBIGH. 1 M For a half century its use and fame have been extending. Now millions^ejNv ff use it. For it shines brightest, andNa it shines longest. It is easily put OD". and it cannot rub off. The clothing is B not soiled, while the shoes are softened u B and preserved by its use. M n Especially is it appreciated for ladies'El 1 and children's shoes, which it keeps in per Jl feet ,c Made only by )Lc. L. Hauthaway L Sons, Inc.y^F AOSTON, MASS., U. S. A. I Agent* for United Kingdom jfyr I ^j|^lrS* 0ZX1>* a0NS,Ltd^ £ 9r INTERNATIONAL STOCK FOOD ("6 FEEDS FOR A PENNV Increases the Milk 15 to 20 per cent. In- creases the richness of the Milk. Removes taint. Saves 30 days' time in fattening Cattle or Pigs. Saves 15 to 25 per cent. of the Grain Feed. PRICKS (post or oarriage paid): 1h 21-, 4/1, 14/, 551-. The two latter are the most economical sizes to buy. Local Agent— LL. JONES, a Kllgwyn, Rhewl. Ruthin. ■ 81 You Are PREJUDICED against wearing glasses, because you have seen so many people with badly fitting frames than add to their appearance. This is where we step in, f This is where we for we are Experts in THE ART OF SPECTACLE FITTING. It is most essential that the frames should fit the face, otherwise they may destroy the benefit of the most carefully adjusted lenses. For a Perfect Fit and Latest Style, consult MR. F. JONES, Spectac Specialist, 15. BRIDGE STREET, DENBIGH. IEYJBBT WEDNESDAY.!