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BY A SOX OF THE SOIL A GARDES-SHELTER. A shelter, designed-.according to the fjjan which is appended, can be made very Useful in the garden. It is from a sketch in a recent num- ber of the Queen, and is certainly as well de- signed as any of ttu- kind that I have seen of late. It can be constructed of fir poles, with the bark on, and rustic woodwork, as in the sketch, or even of arches and wire-netting covered with creepers, such as clematis Montana, roses, Vir- ginian creeper, &c.: bur it is desirable to have the roof of solid woodwork, to keep the place dry, and the floor should be raised a few inches from the ground for the amc purpose, the boards being tarred on their under side, and painted above. All the poles used as uprights should also be thoroughly dipped into hot tar to the depth of 15in.. to prevent thf>ir decay, and will then last for several years. The height of the roof should be about 8ft.. and the size of the interior may be from 9ft. to 12ft. square or obloog, according to taste {ind, the position to ba I A GARDEX SHELTER. occupied by the garden room. It can be lined with painted wood, but, in this case, should have side windows. The floor may bo covered with linoleum, and the furniture should be of a light and movable kind, bamboo lounges and folding chairs being advisable, as the last can be folded up at night, and bamboo is both light to move and indestructible. One or two light tables and brackets for small articles will be useful addi- tions, and the furniture can be enamelled white, when it is easy to keep it all clean. In such a place many delicate people regain their health without more medicine than that of the pure air and sunshine; the little entrance porch can be omitted, if preferred, and is more desir- able where shade is needed than in a shaded position. The present is a good time to construct a shelter, as any creepers to be planted should be put in during October or November, giving them- well t reiiehed and manured soil, with care- ful planting. THE CULTIVATION- OF FERN BALLS, The picture '-which accompanies this note shews the Fern Ball in its first year of growth, but I would advise intending purchasers to have nothing to do with men who endeavour to sell them a cheap Fern Ball in the street. I will not go so far as to say that all are valueless, but a great many of them are, and, even if one has to pay double the price, it is safer to go to a reputable dealer and get the right article. Culti- vation is an easy matter. Soak the whole de- sign for an hour or two in rain water, if possible. Let it drain, then hang up in greenhouse or window. It should be taken down and watered two or three times a waek, and kept always moist according to the dryness of the atmos- A TERV BALL. phere in which it is placed. In duo tim^ it will throw out a mass of dainty fronds. These are very preAty and will remain in luxuriance through the summer; they will turn yellow in autumn and drop -off. The.. Fot-pi, should be kept in a dry state ct-uring the winter months. Fresh fronds will come again with renewed vigour after" the design or bart is watered -in the follow- ing spring. Keep away frmn. frost and gas as much as possible-; for -early results it is best to start the growth in a greenhouse or conservatory on absut Marc» 1st. OW MICHABLMAS DAISIES. One has only to see a collection of Michaelmas daisies to be struck witli. the, pectfHaf? beauty and., greut service they render to the herbaceous border at the particular season when they are in .blooItl.; Yet, valuable as they are in 'their flowers, many of the newer types possess most graceful and spreading feathery foliage, which aldne is ar/ ornament through the summer, when interspersed with other growth of more robust character, and mostcÆthem are quite regardless of the autumn colds and rains. They are very valuable for cutting and for vases, and are quite essential-to those who-desire an extended feast of flowers. Less showy than the chrysanthe- mum, they are- more refined in forrutaxid: full of exquisite grace. is to select the best kinds, wh;rh is no, easy task for those unacquainted with them. They range in height from Bin. to 6f$.y with. vaJfying habits of .growth, and a represeptativs collection should-, contain some of each section. A GOOD HARm" PEREN-RJAL. The Mimulns, of which rgive. an iHastraaon, thrives best in rather maifet »rCi<dtions: those jgmwti lor the beauty of! tiieir fltw^prs-awe better when treated as half-hardy annuals. If sown early,-on,'warijat b$rck>rs, t&ey will flower the first laiaHHtfS. year. The coamiaa. name of the plant is the Monkey Flower; its splendid sized, and rithly- coloar,e(I blesscorns make. it pooular arfiong all growers. Some of the best varieties are: Cardirmlis, a goodl annual lot the conservatory; Cupreus, wseful for edging: fountains, rockeries, &CJ, its flowers being coppery-scarlet, and -of dwarf compact habit: and the Emperor, a large flowering duplex variety. CKLZKY.. The work of earthing up this crop mast go ca as needed, provicfed it is kept tied up occasionally. There is no need to hurry the earthing of crops that are not wanted yet. In all cases oare must be taken not to cgver the feeajcts in teething. Before earthing let air-flaked lime bt dusted along each side- of the rows and well among the plants in. ordor io prevent, the shjigs and worms from working into the hearts. Once in two or thref weeks a light sowing along ttrenches of agricultural salt will be found of great advantage to the crop, ixeting, both as a manure, a freer of other manures, and a great deterrent of insect pests, and especially of the little blood, and brandling worms that are such a nuisance in some soils. Trenches may yet be. prepared for the latest planting out of celery. Plants raised from seed sown in. the opea ground- will be the best for this purpose. Plants that were raised for the main crop-will be of no use for tvis work, Let the plants be put into the trenches at 6in. apart at this tune aad be well watered in. If properly attended, althckugh large oelery is not produced, it will often be found-that it is a useful and pay- ing crop, especially for local trade. A MEMO. TO Orchard Owners. With a view to selecting the most suitable and most economical sorts of apples for cider making, and classifying these in their order of merit from both aspects of the question, the committee of the National Fruit and Vegetable Institute of Long Ashton have delegated to Mr. James 'I Watts, of Backwell, the task of obtaining these samples. Mr. Watts writes: The National Fruit and Cider Institute" propose this F--ason I making experiments with small parcels a; apples for oilier making, covering a wide atto. I am I asked to arrange for these apples in due season. Should you know of any apples which may lend interest to the work of the Institute, I should be glad to have particulars early." Orchard owners may help on this good work. Apples with peculiarities of their own will be quite as useful as those that are already known to give good results, as often two most undesirable ciders, singly, make an excellent beverage when blended. SOFT AND DRY FOOD FOR POULTRY. A correspondent to Poultry gives the follow- ing very interesting particulars of experiments he has made in feeding his poultry. He says: I have kept a careful weekly record of the weight of sixty Faverolles and Orpingtons hatched this spring and reared on biscuitmeal, Flakerine, and Sussex meal, with a last feed of either wheat or oats. Outdoor foster-mothers were used, and placed in grass runs, the chickens being allowed out after the third or fourth day. The chickens were reared for stock and not forced in any way, with the following results: AVERAGE WKIGHTS T>ER BOZEN. Faverolles Faverolles Orpington Orpington Age. Cocks. Pullets. Goeks. Pullets. lb. tz. lb. oz. lb. oz. lb. oz. 8 weeks 4 22 12 25 12 20 4 10 „ 40 3 30 3 36 2 27 0 13 „ 57 12 40 11 51 4 38 2 16 73 8 48 0 67 4 45 0 20 „ 91 9 60 9 90 0 54 0 lb. oz, weeks OLD. Each, Therefore at 13 the Faverolles cocks averaged 4 13 It ft pullets 3 6 29 99 Orpington cocks 4 4 ot 11 pullets 3 3 This gives an average weight for the sixty chickens of 31b. 14oz. at thirteen weeks old, and the cost for food and oil was lOd. each chicken. If sold for table they would be worth at least 2s. 6d. each alive, which leaves a good margin for labour, rent, &c. There were thirty-five cocks and twenty-five pull ets, and there was no mortality. In the case of the experiments mentioned above, the average weight was about 21b. 2oz. a chicken at thirteen weeks old, and the cost each chicken about 9d. They would be worth about la. 3d. each for table. lb. oz. Weeks. My heaviest Faverolles cock weighed 9 0 at 24 to 91 pullet 6 4 ft Orpington cock 8 9 „ pullet 511 tt I trust this may be of interest, and that others will give their experience, as, if poultry- farming is to pay, it is most important to grow chickens quickly, especially for table.

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DYSPEPSIA and all Affections of the Stomach, the Liver and Kidneys, HEADACHES t and Nervous Weakness, ) which usually comes from Stomach Ills, # INSOMNIA And Palpitation of the- Heart, ? CONSTIPATION ARE ALL QUICKLY CURED BY MOTHER [ SEIGEL'S SYRUP m g keeps a man or a woman Hj down like Indigestion or Liver tr»able, and notjhing lifts them up m SO quickly and surely as a course Ht — of Mother Seigel's Syrup. J FRICC l« MO \\m PER BOTTLE.. | v 1*Bfc»/6*H>ttle coMM* 3 44*4 M I 'rilrtcJi aa the size. j tiw'i, Pi1 y i i in if iiiif w-ftLai ..c,

j H'ATPINF-SR^DAeHBS. I Several ,j«$uliar cases of headache among women patients of a certain doctor have be-m discovered by hiUl to be date to; hatpins. I waa- baffled for aJong time," he says, "by a patient: who was An inveterate tratnoar'rider, and I attnK Suited; the malady to-the afcrong wind to which she subjected herself duriKg such rides. she,. perjisted in the Tiding, bWever, so I set; mf wits to work, and when she told me that once when her hat. had. blown off and she had had .In. tie it on she had-stopped the headache, I sug- gested, that ne^t time she should take her hat off and hold it in her lap. This she did, and snissed the headachei a,gn.. I tried the same remedy on other patients with the same resulbi It is clear that the pins w.Fticti,.bold on a large hat in a high wind tug at the roots of the hair ufttil a.;headache'is startedt I find, too, upon comparing notes that I am not the original disr- coverer oF this- kind of. heaisfeohe."

It ( -< j -AN- INVALID'S DRINK. Apple water is a refreshing, dcink for ~a» Invalid. It ean be tnade with either1 raw apples, the former to be preferred when time is short, especially if %he «ppies are bifclted and ins readieessn They shottld be sour, and -whew cold -should be immêNled in boiling water to cover Let.-them. stand. u&tU-eool, then sfcrak* and-*#eeten t!o taste. For the liquor made from raw apples, three or four joicy :ou apples of fine flavour fehootdibef- pared and, sliced. Pour over them two cupful,-} of boiling water, tend Tet them stand Vhree hours. Steain, sweeten, ai«i add a small piece of ieo.. A pleasant flavour is added it the rind of fc. lemon is mixed with the slices ef apple.

MOTH IN<TmE CARPET. ft great deal can be done: to. preserve-a> ca^pW, even in the simple matter of laying it. Care should be- taken, that the floor is perfectly dry beforehand, as the common error of Jaying it in a harry a short time aftec the floes: has been scrubbed is often the ultimate cause- of moth. It is, besides, a wise precaution tq spriuL-W- -the,, floor with insect powder. Once the damage, is done, however, the best-way of eradicating moth; is as follows, Wrini out a cloth in hot water, lay it on the carpet, and- go over it with a hot iron. This will destroy the eggs, and if done on a fine day, with a good wind blowing, the carpet will soon dry, provided the doors and windows aro left wide open.

ON COLOUR- SCHEMES. Colour makes or mars a room, and many in- expensive houses have. been made sumeftsful by the intelligent use of this powerful factor. Harmonious colouring does not necessarily imply a room where everything matches. The blue rooms of the eighties, where walls, carpets, curtains, and upholstery, were all of one shade, exist to-dny only in fiction. They were never cheerful, imparting by some subtle power their own indigo colourmg to the moods of the occu- pants. The blue-room, pure simple, is not now in favour. But we are all familiar with the very green room. Green is nature's own colour, and none other is so restful, so desirable; but it can be abused. Nature makes use of russets, of yellow-browns, 'of red-browns, of bronze shades, of greys, of soft purples, of pome- granate tones. These maybe transferred to the walls of our houses, and if rightly placed are very effective. Rooms that are brightly lighted .Are more satisfactory when the colour schemes are comparatively low in tone, and dark rooms are made more livable by colours in a higher key.

HE EXPLAINED. In rder to get a seat on a Seventh-avenue car a woman had almost to climb over the knees of a man sitting tight on the end seat, and as she sat down it was easy to see that the incident had put her out of temper. The man waited two or three minutes and then softly said: "Madam, yeu are no doubt cussing me to yourself ? "To be frank with you, I am," she replied. "You are saying that I'm no gentleman." "So I am." "You are calling me a hog." "I surely am." "It does look that way against me, ma'am. It was my place to move. It is the place of any gentleman to move. If I'd been in your place I'd have kicked the man on the shins." 11 IVell, why Oida It you move ? she queried. "I was coming to that. I'm sparking a widow further along the line. The car passes her door. gh will be in the window to smile and wave her hand at 1M. I rnu-t be on the end seat to smile and wave my hand in iffturn, or "Or what?" "She's worth 7,000dol., ma'am, and ttierola ten other fellers after her. She sits waiting for me. I am on an inside seat and she sees me not. I fail to wave and smile. I go down later to spark and apologise. Up goes her nose and out goes me, and some other feller starts a fur business on them seven thou. Savey?" "I think I understand," said the woman after awhile, "but please don't let it happen again."

BRIGHT CHILD. j The little Chicago girl jumped up and down and screamed in joy. "What is it, little girl ?" asked the interested woman. "I heard my papa say the flat-owners can't be compelled to rent flats to people with children." "And that makes you happy ? "Yes, my papa can't move to a flat now. Brooklyn Citizen.

SHE WOULD GO. This is the story one woman told another on the Flatbush-avenne car the other evening as the breezes blew, and the conductor kept calling out: "Step lively, now!" fearah kept saying that she and Will were going down to Coney Island some Sunday after- noon, and that she waia going to hire a suit to go in bathing. 'You can go down to Coney," said I, but for heaven's sake don't get intq a bathing suit.' 'For why ? says she. 'Because Will will see you.' 'Supposing he does ? 113e can't help but notice that your shoulders lop, your toes turn in, and that you are like a skeleton. You can pad oat your own cloth" and deceive himr but if he once sees yon in a bathing suit the engagement will be off.' "'Mother, you are an old goose, says Sarah. 'Will: lovewte to distraction, and nothing can come between- us., "I "And she went to Coney ? queried the eaher woman.. ""She did..77 ""And she got a bathing suit ? "She did. "And her feller saw-h^r 4n it ? "He did. And—and! ? "And she gat thome at 11 o'clock at night to fall through the-door in a dead faint,, and when we had worked! over her for two long hours she- opens her eyes and whispers 'Oh, mother dear, why didn't I talle your advice I gob into a bathing cuit,finct.paraded up and down the beach, and Will said he'd sooner marry a, scarecrow from. a cornfield, aed it's all off, andl I want to die! "When a girl' won't take a warning frbm her mother that's what she comes ro," observed the other woman with many^eolemn shakes off the- head. "Yes, that's what she comes to, and if you' want to get out at this corner I'll buy the soda. water for both off us."

NOT A CHANCE. "Wall-street," rl-marked the old man with grey whiskers and a gold-headed cane, "is, nothing but a game » £ chance." "You're mistaljen^" quickly retorted the; freshman. "I've beett there." "Then I'd like to know what it is." "Wall-street "of no chance.i— EfoeklVH Citizen,* «$shfeafc*,

THE POPULAR GIRL. There is no reason why a girl should not be. popular with her own sex and men also. If she is fair in her dealings with other girls, and, allows no petty jealousies to creep in, she is sure to have lots of friends. There is no comparison between a girl's friendship for a man and for another girl. All girl's understand that, and expect to be occasionally left in the rear when the right man comes along. There is a happy medium, and, if you strike it, you will be loved; by other girls and respected by men.

HOW-TO TREAT BURNS. A bttm is such a frequent accident, and is- withliI so painful, that anyone who makes the slightest pretence to first aid wisdom should; know what to dqto, iwlieve the sufferer until professional medical aid: (pan, be obtained. The most desirable thing in the case of & burn of any, extent or degree is 1;0. Qwudø. the and pro- tect the part from pressure or rubbing. Cloths wet in a solution- of :rtrt3*n«ry washing-soda or cooking-soda and covered by oiled silk to pre- vent drying serve the purpose admirably; and the soda has-the further recommendation pf re- lieving the pain better than almost anything else. A mixture of equal parts of linseed-oil arid lime-waiter—the well-known carron-oil-is a. time-honoured remedy. If blisters have formed, the water may be let out by making a little snip-of the raised skin near the edge of the blister, but great carse must be taken not to tear off the covering skin. If the burn has been. severe the constitutional symptoms may be- marked, and trea-tanint; may be needed Iwani off shock and prewnt collapse. If the skin has been destroyed to,, a. groutooq. or less depth, anti- septic treatment will be heeded to promote heal- ing and prevent exhausting suppuration, or c -"n gangrene. CPeourse. if the burn is extensive or deep onh !Lrst-ajA, treatment should be giveii. MeSicali assistance should be secured as soon.as possible).

NICE, DISHES. MUSHROOMS- A- LA POULETTE.-Take twenty to thirty moder%tcjfy-sized mushrooms, peeled and washed. Pttt a piece of-butter the size of an egg in a frying-pan*, with a spoonful of flour. When the butter has, melted, and is well mixed with the flour, a"-a,gla" of water, some salt and pepper,, and fiinally the mushrooms. Allow them to stew for ffae or six minutes, bind with two yolks of egg-i, place in small souffle cases, sprinkle with finely-chopped breadcrumbs, pour over a little melted) better, and place in the- oven to brown. POTATO AND FISH TIMBALE.—Take some, mashed potato, lib. of cold fish, 5 pint of rich white sauee, ioz. of butter, one egg, breadcrumbs, cayenne, ehopped parsley, salt, and lemon juice. Butter a plain mould and scatter breadcrumbs all over it and line with mashed potato beaten up with the butter and egg. Have the lining about iia. t. Mix the fish, which should be flaked, with white sauce, season delicately with lemon Jwic€>> ehopped paisley, cayenne and salt. Fill the mould with this, and spread more of the potato on top. Brown in the oven, cooking till the contents of the mould are firm. Turn out carefully, garnish with chopped parsley, and serve. COLD NEAPOLITAN GALANTINE.—Take lib. of veal cutlet, lib. of beefsteak, jib. of sausage meat, one or two raw eggs, two hard boiled eggs, 1 pint of good gravy. Mmce the veal and beef while raw, mix with the sausage meat. Season and bind to a stiff paste with beaten egg. Have ready two hard boiled eggs, peel off the shells, and cut into slices. Roll out the meat as you would pastry, lay the egg on it, and fold up into a large sausage. Tie buttered paper round, bind with tape, and fry in butter or good beef drip- ping, turning constantly till brown. Have ready some good gravy. Place the roll in a baking tin, baste it constantly with the gravy till cooked through. Then put it on a dish and leave till cold; take off the paper, garnish with chopped savoury jelly, out in slices iin. thick, and servo with salad.

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