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THE SAUSAGE MYSTERY SOLVED.

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NOTtHNGCOLDEK AVAILABLE. An effeminate gentleman, who was resting fit a country inn, asked for some cold cream to put ou his hands, which had become ehapped by exposure to the wind. Hut the landlady, unused to such ;<> demand of the toilet, inter- preted the order literally, and sent him a. jug- ful of cream skimmed from the morning's milk. I "This isn't the sort he wiiit, said the domestic, returning to the kitchen with a sneer on her honest face. lie s;iys lIe axed for colll cream, not the stuff you get fro II I ordinary cows." "Take it back to him, Mary, and tell hinv if he doesn't like it he can leave it," snorted I.be indignant, hostess. They may do thing. different where he comes from, but in this village we gets ow milk from cows, not from ] icebergs.

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