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TELEPHONING 111hlHUTS.

- HE HEALIZEDHlS CONDITION,…

CANDLER AS TIPS.

THE WAYS OF WIVES.

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THE WAYS OF WIVES. 2eware of the wife. who,. as she kiwes you good-bye slips a bit of paper into your pocket saying: There's a list of a few things I'd like you to get on your way home. Please don't overlook any eitbe*. It will only take you a few moment*, and I want all of then to- day., There's ft d«*r." JENKINS has soch a wjle. He t&kee the little slip, and says: Yes, my Acox IM.got ther&. He gives hun- gdf 'ten minutes to eatck -tkio.,train for home, ,40 this is the mt: "Six Ictacss, a dozen otanges, yard of blxe ribbon, dozen shirt buttons, bottle of ipecacuanha, bunch of celery, bottle of vanilla extract, pound of almonds, pmad of sugar, yard of white cambric,, eidlliag'e worth of dtajveb leather, box of .glycerine jujube* f<ir ibabyisoough, oard of hooks and eyes, figs? dates*, yard of lace lika, satnple, shoe-strings for Johnnie, packet <oi of blue drens hraid, and something tarba&y." Hearries home with two lemons .and an orange, and looks wmttembig things -when Mrs. Jenkins says: "Yarndidn't.have ( £ me to get the other things T Why, my dear, 1 obuld have bought them all in ten minutes."

THE BIG SOLDIER AND HIS LITTLE…

EMBARRASSING.

PROBABLY THE REASON.I

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ELLIS'S PATENT SYPHON.

YALE OF CLWYD AUCTION MART,…

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WASTED INDIGNATION.

COULD WEEP EASILY.

COULDN'T MAK- SALT T,) HIS…

FISH IN BLUE GOGGLES.

^DRINKING AS A HEALTHY EXERCISE.…

CAUSE FOR ANXIETY.

OLD SAWS RESET.

AN EFFECTUAL BI8GUISB.

- AS YOU WOULD BE DONE BY.

DID HE FEED HIM.

- XiABOUR SAVING CONTRIVANCE.

- A NATURAL OBJECTION TO ART.

- NO AUTHORITY FOR IT.

SERIOUS CHARGES OF POACHING…

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