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AN EASTERN WIFE'S REVENGE.

TOES FOR FINGERS.

A BARREL OF XXX.

MAN AND BEAST FIGHT.

THE BEGGAR'S BANK BOOK.

THE FIRST CHANNEL STEAMER.

A TRAIN ATTACKED BY BRIGANDS.

----WHAT DID HE MEAN?

A RELIC OF POMPEII.I

--A BATHING MASTER ATTACKED…

CAREFUL SON-IN-LAW.

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CAREFUL SON-IN-LAW. NVell, young man," said a prospective father-in law, "I know of nothing against you, but—er— are you in a position to keep a wife and-er- family ? I can keep a wife, sir," answered the prospective son-in-law "but I bar the family. If I chose to invite you ot spend a week or so with us, well and good but as to keepiug you, that's not in my programme." Ahmed Effendi, the former Turkish Ambassador at Berlin, when entertaining company, was in the habit of distributing sweets among the ladies present. On one occasion he gave a certain lady two or three times as much as the rest. She, vain of her triumph, got an interpreter to inquire the reason of lis preference. Because her mouth is twice as large as that of tho other ladies," was tho reply.

A COWBOY'S TOOTHACHE.

A LUCKY PROFESSION.

FARM AND GARDEN.

THE MISER'S DIAMOND NECKLACE.

HOUSE OF COMMONS' TIME TABLE.

IMPORTANT DATES TO BE OBSERVED…

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MAN AND BEAST FIGHT.