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"KNOW YE THE LAND."

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"KNOW YE THE LAND." PUNCH'S Christmas Number is rather an enlivcnment upon its chronically dull pages. Some of the parodies in this annual are above the average, one of the best being Know ye the land where dwells only mock-turtle, Where wine that should gladden but makes you feel cmeer Where bayonets bend, where guns burst and hurtle Their breoch in the face of their friends in the rear; Where lamps labelled "safety" with just terrors fill YJU, Where water supplied you for milk is no thrift Where pills that should cure, if persisted in kill you, And the "Hair Resurrector" takes all you've got left n "Where soap that should soften your skin only flays you Where a horse proves a screw though got through a friend Where the loss of your "cover" confounds and dis- mfty" you, Though assured by the Finn" if you hold on twill mend?" r Know ye, in fine, where by pushing and rushing This—and much more, down the public throat crams, Blatant Advertisement, brazen, unblushing ? If you do, then you've spotted the Planet of Shams.

THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A STOCKBROKER.

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1 THE CONSUMPTION OF FRUIT,

WELSH POVERTY.I

THE RESULT OF HUGGING A BEAR.

A NIGGER AND HIS LADY LOVE.

HORSE-RACING I- FRANCE. j

THE ESSEX rrRAGEDY.

MYOPIA IN GERMANY.

ANTI-SLAVERY CONGRESS.

DARING BANK ROBBERY.

! THE SCOTTISH RAILa I WAY…

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% THE WELSH ATHANASIUS.

rj, SOMEWHAT A SATIRE.

h, LAYING-UP SHIPS.

DISTRESSING FATALITY AT LLANELLY.

THE WELSH BUILDING SOCIETY…

WRESTLING WITH A BEAR.

A LODGER'S OBSEQUIES AT TREDEGAR.

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LONDON LETTER.I -----j

WEATHER FORECASTS.

THE GERMANS IN AFRICA.

INDIAN NATIVE CONGRESS.

THE JEWS IN RUSSIA.

-----------THE INDIAN RISING.…

THE GOUFFE MURDER.

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SAD DEATH OF A LUNATIC.

IA VICAR'S WIFE SUFFOCATED

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WALES IN 1890.