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BARGAINS. The Bhrewdoet of men sometimes got the worn of a bargain, as, for instance, carnum, who, one day, want- ing to be shaved, went into a barber's shop. The place was pretty fall of customers, and anxious to save tin Barnum got an Irishman to give him his turn on co; J tion that he paid for both. Next day he fcuL made the most of the opportunity, the knight of i razor presented the following little bill for payment To onRBliavB, twenty cents; to one hair-cutting, twout" cents to one shampooing, fifty cents to one hair dye- ing, one dollar to one bottle hair-dye, one dollar; to one bath, Beventy-five cents. Total, three dollars sixty- five cents. —Somewhat similar was the trick played upon an American hotel proprietor by a soft-looking stranger who inquired what they charged for board, and was told he would be lodged and boarded for ten dollars a week. 'That's reasonable enough,' said ho. 'But I may be away a bit; what deduction will you make for that ?' 'Fifty cents a meal, and fifty cents a lodging, replied the landlord and Jonathan concluded to stay. At the end of three weeks the landlord presented Its bill for forty-three dollars, which was met by another to this tune ♦ Meals eaten, three—one dollar and fifty cents lodgings, seven—three dollars fifty cents. Meals missed, sixty—thirty dollars lodgings missed, fourteen —seven dollars. Balance against landlord, two dollars. Jonathan's arithmetic was peculiar but the landlord was too astonished to criticise it and settled the diffi- culty by desiring his unprofitable boarder to leave at once.—Through being over-cautious, a livery stable keeper once,came off second best. A wealthy German wanted to hire his best horse and trap but not know- ing his man, the horse dealer demurred at trusting him in his hands. Determined to have his drive, the German paid for the horse and vehicle, promising to sell them baok at the same price when he returned. He was back to time at the stables, his money reimbursed according to contract, and he turned to go. •< jjold on exclaimed the dealer "You have forgotten to pay for the hire," "My dear sir," was the cool reply, "there is no hiring in the case I have been driving my own horse and trap all day and he left the astonished man to his re- flectione.

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