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----WIT AND HUMOUR.

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WIT AND HUMOUR. A max should be grateful for a full grate. C'fiAMPiox of Light "Weights.—-The coal dealer. A. WIDE-SPREAD EVIL. A big umbrella in a crowd. AN ex-detective is about to issue a volume of his- ketches. «• — "• A°d" i"n yV HAT a m°ctcry to tell a man whose overcoat is ln P'l,vn to keep cool. mE,ST to do when you go shopping with ladies. — lake notes. n,n' piece of coin is double its value by deducting its half -Half-a-crown. 8 IF criminals are to be believed, none of them over had an honest conviction. WHY not call a smart dog a clever man ? We call a smart man a clever dog,you know. | JULIUS, did you ever see the Cat-kil Mountains Í" No, Sambo but I've seen the cats kill mice.' THERE is one striking resemblance between farmers and their poultry. Both delight in full crops. WHEN the Sultan loses his temper, the ladies of the household speak of him as a harem-scar'em fellow. A CORRESPONDENT asfes which tree has the strongest bark. The hoarse chestnut, we should suppose. WHEN a woman comes to the door and calls 'Hen-RE-E' you may know that she is not in a capital humour. Mr. JOHN JONES says he wishes hp could hear of some place where people never die, he would go and his days there. DIVI'ED into a weak solution of accomplishments' is the term now applied to girls professing to be so highly educated.' A WOMAN'S tongue never runs down but it is often ill-natured and voluble enough to run down almost everything else. DOUGLAS JEILUOLD, on being told that punning was the lowest form of wit, replied that it was therefore the foundation of all wit. Ax Irishman complained to his physician that he stuffed him so much with drugs that he was sick a long time after he got well. ONE of the shief objections to marrying where one iocs not love is that persons thus situatod are apt io love where they don't marry. A SUBSCRIBER wants to know how to prevent wrinkles.' The only sure remedy is to commit suicide before yon are thirty years old. THE Post Office authorities have ruled that a husband has no control over the correspondence of his wiro. Let her correspondence alone.

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! PURGATORY.

THE CASE OF "PROTECTION."

THE FARMERS' EXODUS TO AMERICA.

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THE PRESIDENCY OF AMERICA.…

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BREAKING A PINT AGAINST A…

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THE SALVATION ARMY.

PENTYRCH & MELINGRIFFITH WORKS,

STEEL RAILS VERSUS IRON.

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RELIGIOUS TRACT SOCIETY.

ROYALTY INCOGNITO.

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THE DISCREET BOASTER.

ON THE DEATH OF A YOUNG MAN,…

CHANGE IN THE LAW OF BILLS…

j NEW VOLUNTEER REGULATIONS.I…

SALT MINING IN CHESHIRE.

TRAMPS.

GRAIN CROPS IN AMERICA.

THE NEW CHIEF JUSTICE OF GIBRALTAR.

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