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SANDWICH-MAN'S SAVINGS. With £3 8s. in silver in his pockets and two bank books showing deposits of nearly £60, an old man named De Lacy, dressed in rags and with no laces in hia boots, was charged at Westminster on Monday with beg- ging on Sunday outside Westminster Cathe- dral. One of the bank books was a Poet Office one, showing deposits of £ 28 10.. in his own name, and the other showed over E27 in the National Penny Bank. Accused, it was stated, declined to have p.ny tea or other refreshment on the ground ,that he could ill afford to pay for it, but the police that morning stopped 3d. for his break- fast to his evident chagrin. The officer who had taken him into custody deposed that the prisoner said that he had been twelve years a sandwich man paid at the rate of Is. 2d. a day, and that on the way to the station he said, "I've saved every farthing of it out of the Is. 2d. aday." The Prisoner: "I don't drink, and I save every halfpenny. It's my money! Mr. Francis advised prisoner not to be eron again about the catnedral, and ordered him to enter into his recognisances to be of good behaviour for six months.

| WENT HOME TO MEALS. S j A curious marriage story was told on Mon- day to the Spelthorne magistrates at Felt- ham, when a woman applied for a summons pp for a separation order against her husband. | It was said that the parties, a widower and widow, married each other a year ILst FelDru- | ary, but that instead of living together they j occupied houses next door but one to each other. Nevertheless, the husband went to his | wife's house for his meals, and then returned | to the house two doors away, which was kept ( by bis unmarried daughter. This daughter, so the magistrates were j told, denied aU knowledge of her father < having married a. second time, and declared | she did not know such & woman as the appli- I cant, although they were neighbours. "She | applicant, however, was able to produce her | Bsarriage certificate. | "How long have you been living in this j way?" asked the chairman; and the woman ? replied, "Since we have boeii- married. It is his children who won't let me go to hiiw." I Sir Geo. Kekewich: He has children living with him by a former wife, and you have chil- t dren with you by a former husband?—Yes. The Bench decided to grant a summons.

| Gen. Baden Powell, when reviewing' the Boy Scouts of Leicestershire and Rutland at Leices- ■ ter, said the way our boys drifted into wage- i earners without learning a trade was recruit- < ing for unemployed. The wastrels here would be greater wastrels in the colonies.

"DID NOT LEARN HONESTY." "Education has been his downfall," was the plea put forward at the Clerkenwell Police- court on behalf of Thonraa Drew, aged sixteen, who was accused of stealing opera-glasses from Messrs. Gamage, by whom he was employed. Drew was a pupil at the Hugh Myddelton Council School, it was stated. He, wex a scholarship for four and a-half years at lJni- versity College, and finally passed the London University matriculation examination. He was out of work for somre time, but ob- tained a temporary place at Messrs. Gamnge's shop. There he received his board and 8s. a week, of which he gave 3s. mother. He had mixed with people of a better class, and was tempted to take these articles in order to buy finer clothes. "T have heard m:ny excuse* for dishonesty," said Mr. d'Emcourt, the magistrate. "I hare heard of ignorance, want of education, and large families as excuses, hut never before of a good education. Very poasibly there is some- in it. "Education is always partial. One cannot 1. -1. a -1. 1. f. ivniu CYViY \.oUHI, AppArvubi^ tuie uuj uiu uvu learn honesty." The magistrate, treating the case as one of illegal pawning, fined Drew P.3 and ordered him to pay, in addition, £1 18s. 6d. to the pawn- broker.

.P 11 .<? fTTTvHpR Finely powlered moistened C:J. f t:- To entirely remove corns brush the corns with a tiny brash dipped in turpentine. Be careful not to touch the surrounding skin. When cooking or baking, especially with a gas-stove, if a large oven-cloth is wrung out of warm water, and suspended above the oven, it will absorb all the greasy steam, and entirely prevent any disagreeable odour. Also, the kitchen walls and ceiling will last clean much langer. An egg that has been too lightly boiled may be put into the r,aucepan again even after the top has been taken off, if an ordi- nary pin be dropped into it in a conspicuous place, when it will be found that none of the egg has been lost. Care should be taken to remove the pin. When a knife-board is employed in lieu of any of the patent machines which represent so much saving of labour, it should always be warmed before the f :e before it is used. This has the effect of considerably hastening the operation of polishing the kniT, IRONING FACED CLOTH. in ironing a dress of faced cloth, two important poinfs should be borne in mind. One of these is the fact that pressing on the right side would ruin the shine of the mate- rial, and the skirt should always be reversed beforehand. The other point to remember is that in ironing, Ii"; in cutting out, the fabric must be examined in order to see that the point of the iron runs in the same direction as the nap of the cloth. If this is not done, the most careful ironing cannot but result in a patchy, streaked appearance. TRUB MANLINHSS. Teach yqur boy to be true to his word and work; to face all difficulties with courage and cheerfulness; to form no friendships that can bring him into degrading associations; to respect other people's convictions; to reverence womanhood; to live a clean life in thought and word as well as in deed; that true manliness always commands success; that the best things in life are not those that can be bought with money; that to command he must first learn to obey; that there can be no compromise between honesty and dis- honesty. CLEANING WATSR-BOTTLKS. Water-bottles, decanters, etc., if not cleaned out frequently are very difficult to keep nice. You will find that a raw potato, cut into small pieces and put into the vessel with equal parts of vinegar and water, and shaken about for a few minutes, will cleanse the glass better than anything else. Especi- ally is this treatment valuable where hard water has been kept in glass jugs, as it re- moves every trace of the brown deposit which is one of the distinguishing properties in hard water. ECONOMICAL. I In sending a dress to be dyed or cleaned, oversew the rough edges of the material, and it will not draw or strain. A rusty black felt hat may have its colour restored by sponging it well with cold tea, which has been strongly infused. A pretty screen for an empty grate is made by a bright Japanese fan of the largest size, costing between sixpence and a shilling. Blacking bottles, Aspinalled or painted v.-ith bronze paint, make artistic- 1 looking jars for holding pampas-grass, pea- cocks leathers, etc. PERFECT CONFIDNNCX IMPOBTAWW. I When a mother and daughter stand on proper terms with each other there is a firm friendship underlying the natural love. The mother, with the memory of her own girlhood days in her mind, is not too severe on the mistakes that the young daughter is sure to make. And the daughter, sure of a ready sympathy and comprehension, is not afraid to confide in her mother. The same rule ap- plies with father and son. Perfect confidence between father and. son is quite as important i as it is between mother and daughter, and the experience of the parents ean often save the young people from many mistakes.

USEFUL BECTPES. HASHED POBK.—Cut the meat into thin USEFUL RECIPES. HASHED POBK.—Cut the meat into thin slices and season them with pepper and salt, Chop up two onions, and fry them till nicely brown, add the slices of pork to them, to- I ul gether with one teaspoonfnl of flour, two j blades of powdered mace, two cloves, a table- spoonful of vinegar, and half a pint of gravy. Stew the whole gently for about half an hour, and serve upon slices of toast, or simply gar- nished with sippets of toast. EGG CUTLETS.—Take six hard-boiled eggs, shell them, cut one pound of sausage meat into thin slices and wrap rbund each egg, shaping it into the form of a pear. Egg and j breadcrumb each, and fry in lard to a golden I brown. Drain well. Cut a few thin slices of j bread and fry in the remainder of the fat used for frying th« eggs; cut into three- J cornered pieces. Cut each fried egg in half j and place it on a piece of thfl bread. Garnish ] with fried parsley and serve quite hot. j DELICIOUS JUNKET.—Put into a three- J pint basin nine lumps of loif sugar and one quart of milk. Stir till sugar is dissolved, j Add one teaspoonful of essence of vanilla J and two dessertspoonfuls of essence of ren- net. Stir till well mixed. Then place the basin in a large empty bowl, and pour boiling | water into outer bowl till with surface of milk, let it stand ten nnnutes, lift basin out gently, grate nutmeg on the top, and place on the top eight ratafia biscuits. This is ready when cold. Do not stir after adding the boiling water. BELGIAN SOUP.—Weigh, after peeling, two pounds of turnips and cut them into dice. Simmer for twenty minutes ia one pint of water with two ounces of better and a des- sertspoonful of brown sugar, pepper and salt. A cupful of, flour blended wj x a. quart of milk should also be added. Let all come to the boil while stirring, and serve with dice of fried bread.

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I [ FUN -AKD FANCY. ,.i J. t L-Y.l. \Al e. f Tec wa'tsmg?" asked » firf of fe?.- it a> ball. "1 &m. by ii.]" ■■ iui-a why have yoa not learned to do ltl" Unsuccessful Sportsman (to gamekeeper): "When I was in Australia I shJt the bfggeef kangaroo the natives said they'd ever seen. Gamekeeper: "Hindeed, air I What was you tohaimin' at? "I never give to beggars on the road," re- marked a young man to a tramp who had asked him for help. "If you'll oblige with yer name and address, air, I'll call Oft yer!" was the retort. "Ma," exclaimed a boy to his mothw, "may I play make-b'lieve that I'm enter- tainin' another little boyt" "Certainly, dear!" replied the parent. "Then gimme some cake for him! said the little chap. "Do you know, dear," said a lady to her husband, who was lamentably "close-fieted," "last night I had such a delightful dream! I dreamt you gave me a five-pound note." Splendid exclaimed her spouse amiably. "You may keep it, dear!" Louie: "Uncle, what's chagrin? Usele j "Well, it's what a stout man feels when he runs his hardest, and jumpe on a tram-ear that doesn't start for half-an-hour." "I appear to have made something of an impression on that man over there," re- marked a young lady at a wedding-party. "Be 9'r Y: has been looking at me ever since I arrived." "If yon mean that one with a black mous- tache, he's the detective engaged to look tlUat the presents!" said a friend. "What's the difference between vision and sight?" asked a man and this. is how the question was answered by a friend: "See those two girls across the street?" HYa." "Well, the pretty one I would call a vision, but the other one—she's a sight!" "At last," said the ambitious young novel- ist, "I have written something that 1 think will be accepted by the first magazine it is sent to." "What is it?" his friend asked* "A cheque for a year's subscriptions." Mistress: "Why, Bridget, it seems to me you want very large wages for one who kad had so little experience." Bridget: II SUM, mum, ain't it harder for me whea I don't know how? ——— Stubb: "Yes, the fancy gardener has named his special radish after his wife." Penn: "Rather a compliment. Did he say why he did sb," Stubb: "Yes. He said they never agree wfth him." Mother: "Where is that lovely ring your Aunt Mary gat you, Nettie?" Small Nettie: "I lost it." Mother: "I might have known it. Did you ever have anything you didn't loee 1" Small Nettie: "Yes, mamma. I never lost my appetite/' Suett, the famous actor, was one day alight- ing from a coach after a long journey in the pouring rain, when a gentleman, who had come to meet him, asked: "Are you Suett?" The immediate answer was, "No, I'm drip- ping A Northampton schoolmaster has received th« following note from a pupil's mother: "Honoured Sir,—Johnny can't come to school to-dav. Y«st0rdav another bov threw a stone into is eye, and he can't see out of it. Wili you see into it?" My mission in life," said the satirist, is to put the dunce cap on the heads of other people." Be careful," replied his friend. that you don't catch cold." Fortune-Teller: "I see by y-our hand ?ou'll die when you're twenty seven." But, my dear woman, I'm twenty- nine now." Fortune-Teller: "Why, my good man, you should hove been dead two years. J You're living under false pretences! There's just one thing I wanted to say te I you," began Mrs. Acid to her husband, f "Only one, M'ria?" queried he, solicitously. "Aren't you feeling well?" I First Passenger (at suburban station): "I | wonder why we are making such a long stop j at this station ?" Second (a traveller of ex* j periencs): "I presume it is because no one happens to be trying to catch the train." i I First Suburbanite: "I see they have takes' the 7 a.m. train off this line. Do you miss it?" Second Suburbanite: "Oh, rothinl; liko as much as I used to miss it when it was on." They were talking about the strenuous life of the Suffragettes. "Most people," remarked the thoughtful thinker, "take lite seriously." "Well, there's no reason why they should not," rejoined the matter-of-fact person. "Taking life is a serious matter." Bessie: "Oh, Mabel! I am in an awfttl dilemma. I've quarrelled with Harry, and he wants me to send his ring back." Mabel: "That is too bad!" Bessie: That isn't the point. I've forgotten which is his ring!" Little Girl: "My mamma is awful strict# Is yours?" Little Boy: "Orful!" Little Girl: "But she lets you go anywhere you want to, and ?" Little Boy "Oh, eb& ain't strict with me." Little Girl: "Then who is she strict with?" Little Boy: "Pa." "I tell jou,"said one man to anot-hermthey emerged from the corridor of a concert hall, "I envy that fellow who was singing." "Envy him!" echoed the other. "Well, if I were going to envy a singer I'd select somebody ¡ with a better voice. His was about the II poorest I ever heard." "It's not Ills voice 1 envy, man," was Ihe reply; "it's his tremen- dous courage!" A man had sat for some time in a restau- rant, looking thoughtfully at his glass of melting ice-cream. At last he left hi. chair and made his way to the proprietor. "I see you announce that you make your own ice- cream," he said, in a confidential tone. "I do, sir," said the proprietor. "Well," said the man, "would you permit me to give you a little advice? I won't charge you a farthing, and it'll be money in your pocket. "Glad to hear it, I'm sure What is the sugges- tion?" said the proprietor. "Get somebody else to make it!" replied the customer.

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