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The Omnibus. [Things Hsar4 and Seen by the Conductor.] NOTBS MT INTERROGATION. Why dam < Nonconformist minister generally «MHfr an umbrella, whilst a clergy ma* aparfeS a stick? -+--+- Why d. man malign colliery managers in private, sead applaud their platitudes Ml a pubii« meeting? Why is ø ailt of place for a, collier to earry ait wmbrella as he goes to work? More dafiaitioas. Curtains: A house- hold convenience behind which Meddle- some Matties and Paul Prys can hide "whilst trying to find out their neigh- bour's or a passer-by's business. A moving surtaia deaotaa the. presence behind it of a curious vroasaja-B. Dr. T. L. Llewellyn, Bargoed, who has keen awarded the Tyndall Scholarship, for investigation into nystagmus in miners, was for some years an assistant with Dr. E. Hughes, T<Mt.-Pentre. -+--+- In board at Ystrad Police Court last week, a. witness who was nearly the 'half-c.entury variously described himself as "messing about the place," "errand boy," and "handy man at a lodging- hpuse." The inclinations are "fery inclameat," ventured the Secondary School girl. "Tee," replied her college friend. g *Jikie is sloppy weather." -+--+- A cow tffawfc eatered a fruiterer's shop at Tony pandy on Tuesday caused a con- siderable direraion to the crowds of work. Stten now out on strike. Apparently such at senseless amimal as a cow has a sneak- ing regard lor forbidden fruit. -+'-+- The Leagoa of Young Liberals is gain- ing strength in. the Rhondda. Branches have already been established at Treher- foert, Pentre, Tonypandy, Penygraig, Porth and Feradale. and the latest addi- tion to the number is at Treorchy. Mr. Llewelyn Williams, M.P., will address a Public meeting at Tonypandy next week .'Under the joint auspices of the Tonypandy and Penygraig branches. -+--+- A story is told of a local clergyman who ,cycling in the country, had the mis- fortune to run short of water for his tylene lamp. He knocked at a cottage ?9°r and begged for a drop of water for lamp. Beg pardon, sir," said the darae who answered the knock. May I ,1IQ,a;ve a drop of water to go into my •amp?" repeated the cleric. "Well, ■Well, said the old lady, "and you a clergyman too." --+--+- Last Monday there was a procession of Cwmpare colliers Treorchy-wards, wearing clean clothes and smiling faces. The Occasion is worth recording, for strike pay was distributed for the first time in local history. The evening closed in wet and stormy, but some happy men jour- neyed home at a late hour obvious to the "wet" outside under the beatific influ- ence of the wet within. -+-+- A terrible tragedy is reported to have Occurred on Treorchy Square last Monday Evening. Merry Andrew's mascot dog (which, had up to date failed to bring the smiles of Fortune for the Cwmparc ^.•F.C.) was attacked by a bulldog and filled. Rumorar says the bulldog hailed from Ton-Pentre. Cwmpare Soccer sup- Porters are now asking if the club's luck 18 going to change? -+-+- A couple of Owmparc young men are emulating the example of a famous •London actor-manager, for they are shortly to take part as Pharisees in a Performance of a Scriptural cantata (in full ichajractari), afaid arte letting their oeards grow! Possibly local tonsorial artists will "cut" those concerts! -+-+- Now, boys, said the teacher, I Want you to give me a sentence with the word seldom in it; for instance, I am seldom late for school.' There Was a silence for a moment or two when a little boy piped out, Father bought two ducks for four-and-six, and sell'd'm again for five shillings." -+-+- It is wonderful the utility of Skience and Art! A workman at the Naval Colliery, so it is said, in discussing certain terms with an official, asked, Are we to assume that your proposals are hypo- thetical or categorical? j) The official dis- tressfully scratched his head, and in- audibly murmured something about using common garden or pit-bottom language, and was gone! He was seen later on the mountain top discussing the matter with a few workmen from Gilfach university! The chief leaderette in last week's Christian Commonwealth" is devoted ]jip a contrast between Lloyd George an$ Balfour. The comoarison does not reflect ttiuch credit upon Balfour, who is shown to be somewhat of a scaremonger whose taotto is, When in doubt, play the •Navy." On the other hand, the Chan- teUor of the Exchequer is lauded as one ^hose ambition is to save men and women r°m degradation, and to develop a ple worthy of a leading place in the ^orld.». What with patent pipe fillers and patent Pe lighters, smoking is fast becoming a r^ohanical arrangement. At Mardy the ?yher day, a gentleman had just loaded f*18. pipe with a patent filler, and lit with a patent petrol igniter, and ?Las puffing away busily, when an old rdYite, who had closely watched both operations, remarked: "J lj Mr. to you might as well get a machine do the smoking." The Evening Classes have now been fining for three weeks, and many of the classes have already been discon- tinued. It seems strange that even in rlthmetio and English there are only very few pupils. In some of the sub- lets, however, there has been an exeep- J*pnally large enrolment of students, and |kese classes are progressing very satis- factorily indeed. -+--+- Councillor W. T. Jones, J.P., Treorchy, ho has resigned his position as head ^shier of the Abergorchy Collieries, is Sfte of the best known public-men m the ^hondda. He is extremely popular ^•Qioiig officials and workmen and the "Public generally, whilst his services^ as_ a ^Presentative on the Rhondda District ^jOTMicil hare been testified to on more **an one occasion. R-homdda collier some time ago had ^ls. ^eS amputated as the result of an J^pident underground. Some of his Fiends clubbed together and purchased r*11* a <f oork leg, which Mime to grief time later in a drinking bout. A ag, hearing of the catastrophe to the Jfoodea substitute, penned the following to its owner: — Toraist dy goes naturiawl, Torajit arall gelfyddydawl; Tra pery pethau yfawl—ofer di, gwas y d—-1. Leaders' Appeal to Miners. General Dep^eoated. Dvain on Federation Fiands.. Messrs. W. Abraham (Mabon), M.P., T. Richards, M.P., and Alfred Onions conferred on Wednesday afternoon at the Westgate Hotel, Newport, on the crisis in the South Wales coalfield, and decided to issue the following appeal to the members of the South Wales Miners' Federation:- Miners' Office, Royal; Chambers, Cardiff. To the Members of the South Wales Miners' Federation. FelIcnv -workmen,- Having seen it reported in the press to-day that there is a desire by the workmen of the Powell Duffryn Pits, Aberdare, and the whole of the miners of the South Wales coalfield should join them in stopping work, we would feel it incumbent upon us, as the chief officials of your Federation, to urge upon you not to become parties to attempting a redress of griev- ances by this irreguar method of bringing about a general stoppage of the collieries, which under any conditions could only be successful when carefully thought out and properly organised and controlled. In doing this we are acting in accordance with your direct instructions recently declared in a ballot vote, when by all overwhelming majority you decided against a general stoppage of the collieries of the South Wales dis- trict at the present juncture. We also ask you to seriously consider whether there is the remotest chance of a proposition as suggested fo"r a general stoppage of the whola of the collieries of the United Kingdom having one moment's considera- tion at the Miners' Federation of Great Britain Conference. Having had no opportunity of discussing the merits of the grievances complained of by the Powell Duffryn workmen, we cannot at present offer any opinion upon their action in stopping work. But in the interests of the whole of the members of the Federation, including the Powell. Duffryn workmen, and especially the 12,000 Cambria. Combine workmen, the 3,000 Cwmtillery and Rose Heyworth workmen, the Cilely and Gelli workmen, who are at present on our funds, and whom we are pledged to support, we urge upon the members of this Federation to refuse to consider any proposition for a general stoppage, which if entered upon in such a sudden, unconstitutional manner must end disastrously for all concerned. Signed- W. ABRAHAM, President. A. ONIONS General Treasurer. T. IRIOHARDS, General Secretary. There are at present between 16,000 and 17,000 members of the Federation on the funds.

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