Rhyl Journal

IN a country chapel in Ireland, where there were but few seats, during a sermon three ladies entered for shelter. They were well known and respected in the district, and the priest, on recognising them, ordered Three chairs for the three Protestant ladies." The congregation, who understood him to say" cheers," set up three hearty cheers, much to the dismay of the young ladies. However, on the mistake being discovered, the young ladies were provided with chairs. MANY years ago, when a Berwick election petition was being heard before a Committee ol the House of Commons, considerable amusement was caused by the difficulties of the South-countrj members to make out the Berwick dialect. Well,' said counsel to a witness, where did —— go V He went wi' we," replied the native of the ancient burgh. we ?'" repeated the puzzled Chairman what is we T Well," came the reply, "he went wi' we—he went wi' hUll." Huz But who is "'Hus is cried the Borderer, indignant that his tongue should be so little understood. THE definition of "wedding" in the fashion vocabulary means a grand crises of clothes; bride," a peg on which finery of all kinds if hung bridegroom," a sober, black object follow- ing the bride, of no account in particular, and yet without whom there would be no fuss, and the fun could not go oa. A MAN from the country went into a second- hand store in Detroit, and asked the proprietor to show him a spring overcoat. Certainly ve are just putting down de brices on shbring shtock." Suddenly there was a terrific hammering and a general hubbub in the rear room. For Heaven's Bake, what's that ?" asked the customer. Oh, don't get vrightened. Dot's only my son, Isaac, knocking down de brice on shbring goots," said the proprietor. WHAT'S this newspaper article about the late John Smith 2" inquired old Mr. Badger. Is he our John 1" "Guess he is." Well, well! He allers was slower 'n molasses in January. He never was on time in all his life, and they used to say he wasn't to his own weddin' till the day after the ceremony, and now the day after he's dead they call him the 'late John Smith.' It beats all how those newspapers do learn so much about a person!" A WITTY CLOWN, by name Durow, has just been compelled to leave St. Petersburg for carrying jokes too far. He was giving a performance with a pig trained to various feats. At the man's com- mand the animal took up from the ground a num- ber of Russian coins, including imperials and small silver and copper coins. When, however, some rouble notes were thrown down the pig refused to pick them up, even though whipped. Great amuso- ment was caused by this discriminating act, and it was intensified as a voice cried from the gallery to the clown: "You blockhead, if the Finance Minister could not raise the paper rouble in four months, bow can you expect a pig to do it 2" Though a favourite with St. Petersburg audiences, the clown received orders to leave the city the fol- lowing day. Go and see Quinn, the great comedian, said a physician to a hypochondriacal patient, and have a laugh." "Alas! sir, I am he," said the poor man sad':T. he asked, in that style which a big brother assumes when patronizing a little sister— "Marion, do you know that the earth turns round 1" "Of tos I does," answered Marion, resenting the imputation of ignorance; that's the reason I tumbles out of bed." A MAN was telling of a fight he saw in the street, when a big fellow picked up a stick to knock another's brains out, whereupon he rushed in between them to save the intended victim. At this point a little shaver, who had been listening intently, proudly exclaimed He couldn't knock any brains out of you, could he, father ?" A DOCTOR of divinity was once giving his class some instructions about preaching in suoh a way as to gain attention and approbation Young gentle- men," said he, it's all contained in a nutshell. When you go to preach n the city, take your best coat; when you go to preach in the country, take your best sermon." A POMI'OUS young lawyer, in addressing an old judge, said If your honour please, it is written in the book of nature that the eternal law At what page ?" exclaimed the judge, interrupting him—"at what page r' The pompous young lawyer was visibly embarrassed. SHE was cosily intrenched upon his shoulder, and they were very, very happy. "George," she whispered, and he bent his head to listen, "do you know what I would do if your love for me should cool?" "Would you die, dear?" he asked pas- sionately. N >, George; I would bring a suit for breach of promise." COME here, my little Eddy," said a gentleman to a youugster of seven years of age, while sitting in a room where a large company were assembled, do you know me "Yes, sir, I think I do." Who am I, then ? Let me hear." You are the man who kissed Aageline last night in the drawing' .11

1- AUTUMN FASHIONS. WE are now showing the latest productions in French and English Millin- ery, &c., Mantles, Jackets, Russian Far Lined Cloaks and Juvenile Outfitting, &c., &c. A New Stock of French Corsets. Inspection Invited. J. TALBOTT, 60, High Street, 2575 RnYL. GRIFFITHS, TAILOR, BATTER, HOSIER, AND GLOVER, 9, SUSSEX STREET, RHYL. This Establishment is noted for Cheapness and Quality. Fit and Workmanship Unsurpassed. TRY GPITPIFITIIS.

EBERMANN'S TOOTH-WASH aiid TOOTH JLi POWDER have achieved a name all over Europe as being superior to any other preparations. Pure white teeth and per- fectly sound gums, with a pleasant breatli, are ensured through- out life. Price: Tooth-Wash, 2s. 6d. and Is. 6d.: Tooth Powder, lB. Can be had or ordered at all chemists, or direct of the Sole Agent for the United Kingdom, R Wagner, H. Hurst Street. Herne Hill, London. Samples on receipt of stamps, free of postage.—Dr. Ebermann, Member of the College of Physicians of the old Carolo Ferdinandea (Tniveisity, Prague. TTNTRANCE SCHOLARSHIPS and NAVY -I_J CADETSHIPS.—An EXAMINATION will be held in Septr. to admit 4 boystt half fees into the scholarship class of a large, very well-known preparatory school. For particulars address Rev. Headmaster, clo Brown,Gould & Co., 51. NewOxford-gt.W.U.

í J. E. ROBERTS & CC AUCTIONEERS & VALUERS, HOUSE AND ESTATE AGENTS. t Sales of Property, Fanning Stock, and Househoi*. Furniture conducted on the most reasonable terms. VALUATIONS and INVENTORIES for PROBATE and ADMINISTRATION. MORTGAGES NEGOTIATED and Sales by Private Treaty conducted. Household Furniture and Effects BongM for Cash, Appointment under the Agricultural Holdings Ao REGISTER kept of Furnhhed Houses. REGISTER kept of Furnished Apartments RENTS and DEBTS COLLECTED. List of properties for Sale. Prompt Settlement Guaranteed. CERTIFIED DISTRAINT OFFICER UNDER THE NEW LAW OF DISTRESS AMENDMENT ACT, 1888. All business entrusted to J. E. R. & Co. shall have heir best and prompt attention. Offices: Town Hall Auction Marti Rhyl. (139 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. To Men, Youths and Boys. NEW DEPARTMENT AT MILL WARD'S. CLOTHING FOR ALL CLASSES. CLOTHING FOR THE MASSES. CLOTHING TO SUIT EVERYBODY. Cloth Suits for Men, 16/11 18/6. 21/ 25/ 30/- Cloth Jackets for Men, Youths and Boys. Cloth Trousers for Men, 4/11. 5/11. 7/11, 9/11, to 16'- Boys' Suits, 2/11, 3/11, 4/11, 5/11, 6/11, 7/11,8/11 to23/- .Tersey Suits from 3/11. Serge Sailor Suits, all prices. Roys' Striped Washing Suits. PREPARE FOR THE SEASON. MILLWARD'S Clothing for Men. MILLWARD'S Clothing for Youths. MILLWARD'S Clothing for Boys. Well Cut. Well Trimmed. Well Made. Men's Linen Jackets, Men's Blue Jackets, Men's Cord and Moleskin Trousers, Boys' Trousers, Boys' Jackets, Boys' Vests. CLOTHING TO WEAR WELL. CLOTHING TO FIT WELL. CLOTHING TO LOOK WELL. NEW CLOTHING AT MILLWARD'S, HIGH STREET, RHYL. unbay gtfrtotcesf, kt. CHRIST CHURCH, (CONGREGATIONAL) WATER STREET. Tomorrow (Sunday) REV. T. S. ROSS (Pastor) Will preach. Morning at 11. Evening at 6.30. Collection at each service (1631 ENGLISH "TESLEYAN OHAPEL, BRIGHTON ROAD, RB fL. To-morrow (Sunday) REV. J. JUDGE "Will Preach. Morning at 10.30. Evening at 6.30. Free Seats. Collection at each Service. Week Evening Service—Wednesday at 7-30 Organist—G. E. FIELDING, ESQ. BEFORE ORDERING CLOTHING PURCHASERS SHOULD Inspect Styles and Compare Prices at OSBORNE'S, TAILOR, HATTER, HOSIER, & GLOVER Specialities of the Establishmentl: GOOD VALUE, GOOD FIT, AND FIRST-CLASS WORKMANSHIP. 26. BODFOR STREET. TOWN HALL, RHYL. A SALE OF WORK Will be opened at the above Hall on WEDNESD A Y, OCTOBER 9th, BY G. W. TAYLOR, FSQ., J.P., AND ON THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10th, BY HIS WORSHIP THE MAYOR OF PWLLHELI. Useful and Fancy ARTICLES on SÄLE. EXHIBITION STALL with Specimens of WELSH INDUSTRY. A HAND LOOM iN FULL WORK. Weavers, Spinners, and Attendants in Welsh Costume. MISS JENNIE OWEN, HOLYWELL, Will Sing at Intervals. Harpist: TELYNORES MENAI, (From Riviere's Concerts, Llandudno, and Prize Winner at Pwllheli Eisteddfod.) Accompanists: MISS ADA WILLIAMS, MISS ALLSOPP, MISS KATIE JONE3. REFRESHMENT STALL. Doors open: Wednesday 5 p.m.; Thursday 3.30p .m. Admission-SIXPENCE. IN AID OF BETHEL CHAPEL, VALE RO AD. AT a banquet Archbishop Pttley found himself exposed to an UTapleasant draught of air. "Shut that window behind me," he calletl tu en 9 of the waiters, anfo. opeu one lower down, belli ild one ot the curates." HER Lay.yer—" It is a bad investa ent since they have, watered the stock." 8he- Yes, but it seems cruel not to.' Her lawyer—"■ JjJr—not to —what?*' She—"Not to water the ptlQr things, and in a uch weather as this, particularly." ABK you in favour of enlarging the curricu- lum tIt asked a School Board member of a farmer in 1.1is district. "Enlarge nothing, replied the old. gentleman; the building's r j)ig enough; WAatt we want is to teach more < chines to the 'icholars.'l THE AUSTRAL BANKING AND LIA-BE JL- PROPRIETARY. Head Office Sydney, New South Wales, Branch Office Melbourne, T Actoria. London Office. 1, Queen Vic toria Street. E C. Genera.1 Manager. Sydney. W. E. 7 j. FhUUp6, Esq ratei varying from !>{ to 6i per cent, per am ium. Interest payable half-yearly, from date of deposit, by W (arrant, at the E ondor Bankers of the Proprietary. Plans of Estates to be seen at the I ondon Office, and infor mation given for acquiring land in Australia for daii y an<3 poultry farms, market gardens, and general agricultur* 1 pur poses, with terms of purchase. Ha jidbook of the opei ation; of the Proprietary, Balance Sheets, and List of Estate a, for warded on application. JAMEf wrnraT/ER, Kan. iger. Genres. KEYL- HIGh SCHOOL. jVi Jti. GLANMORFA, RHYl (Late Scholar of Jesus College, Oxford, and late Head Master of Ashburne Grammar School. Assisted by competent Masters. BOY8 will be received either as Day Scholars, Boarders, or Day Boarders. Fee for Day Soholars, Fifteen Guineas per annum Day Boarders, Thirty Guineas per annum. Every effort will be made to develop a school which will be useful to the town and neighbourhood. Next Term September 19th. O VI L L E O L LEGF FOR YOUNG LADIES, BAST PARADE, RHYL Principal-X I S S MKRCIEB (Removed from Russell Road). Masters and Resident English and Foreign Governesses. Preparation for University and College of Preceptors' Examinations, also for the Royal Academy of Music. Special Classes for Ladies in Languages, Music and Painting. Recreation Ground with Tennis Court. House detached 0062 Autumn Term September 17th. ST. A SAPB GBAMMAn SCHOOL. Large and commodious buildings, erected in 1881, surrounded by six acres of playing fields, and situated in one of the healthiest districts in North Wales. Papils prepared for Professional and University Examinations. Thirty.three Successes in the last two years, including a Scholarship of £ 50 for 3 years, and Exhibitions of 920 and 115. Terms, &c., on application to W. EASTERBY, LL.D, B.A.„ Head Master THE VERY REV. THE DEAN OF ST. ASAPH, Chairman of the Governing Body. Term Commences on the 19th Inst. RONHILDA, 14, WATER STREET, (Removed from Aquarium Stieet) YOUNG L ADIEs'B OARDING SCHOOL. PrincipalsMISSES READ. Next term commences Sept. 17th. PUPILS successfully prepared for Local Examinations, Preparatory Room for little girls and little boys under eight. Prospectus on application. (2049 — |yjIDDLE-CLASS JgDUCATION. F. WELSH, B.A. Course of Instruction :— ENGLISH SUBJECTS. CLASSICS, MATHEMA. TICS, FRENCH, BOOK-KEEPING, AND SHORT-HAND. PRIVATE TUITION. Full Particulars on Application, Address 27, WATER STREET, RHYL. (0066 Term commences September 11. h jgLKNCATHRA JgOARDING gCflOOL P For the DAUGHTERS of GENTLEMEN, For Prospectus apply to Principal. THERE are resident English, German and French Governesses. The visiting masters_ are. DR. BRIDGE, Chester, for Piano. Class Singing and Theory. MR T. W. LAWSON. Berlin Conservatoire, Violin. MR. E. A. NORBURY, Painting. MISS WEBSTER, Chester, Dancing and Calisthenics. QRIEL jjOUSE PREPARATORY BOARDING SCHOOL AND KINDERGARTEN. BOYS from six to eleven years of age prepared by Ladies for Public and other 8chools special atten- tion given to delicate or backward boys; entire charge taken where parents are abroad. Arrang ements may be made for the Season. For prospectus apply to PRINCIPAL. Autumu Term commences September 16. ELWY HALL LADIES SCHOOL, RHYL. RESIDENT ENGLISH & FOREIGN GOVERNESSES AND VISITING MASTERS. Pupils have passed the Oxford and Cambridge Lecal Examination, also Royal College of Preceptors," 1st class with honours. For prospec tus apply to the Lady Principal. piRBNCH AND QEBMAN MONRTETTU L. H. JUNOD, MILLER'S COTTAGE, TOWYN, (Near Voryd Station). Postal Ad&n >js MILLER'S COTTAGE, TOWYN, ABERGELE jyjiirss NICHOLSON, (Senior Cert. R.A.M.) TEACHER OF THE PIANOFORTE, 143. Wellington Road, Rhyl. Pupals visited at their homes if desired. s HERBOURNE ROUSE, WEST PARADE. A. LIM fTED NUMBER OF DAY AND RESIDENT PUPILS RECEIVED. For Terms apply to the Principal- MISS SHAKESPEARE. A. SHEPHERD, 5, BODFOR STREET, CABINET MAKER, ■ VFBOLSTERER, FURNISHER, AND GENERAL HOUSEHOLD DRAPER. ylSF.TORS will find a Large Assortment of t/seful and Ornamental Presents, such as .LADIES' WORK BASKETS, FLOW ER STANDS, PICNIC TABLES, FANCY BRACKETS, &c., At greatly Reduced Prices. p.g.-Visitors ought not to lose this golden AND GENERAL HOUSEHOLD DRAPER. ylSF.TORS will find a Large Assortment of t/seful and Ornamental Presents, such as .LADIES' WORK BASKETS, FLOW ER STANDS, PICNIC TABLES, FANCY BRACKETS, &c., At greatly Reduced Prices. p g>v Visitors ought not to lose this golden A. SH EPHERD is now displaying a large as- sortment of FTRLLNITUHE, Of all description, And at Prices that will astonish the public. ) HOUfciE AND FUBNITURE REPAIRS Promptly attended to. N.E.—F Snevals arranged and conducted in town F U It NIT U R E, Of all description, And at Prices that will astonish the public. ) HOUfciE AND FUBNITURE REPAIRS Promptly attended to. N.E.—F Snevals arranged and conducted in town w country, at moderate charges. L i Please aote the Address- A. SHEPHERD, 2272) 5. BODFOR STREET, RHYL. Sales fig auction. BY MR. R. D. ROBERTS BY ORDER OF THE MORTGAGEE. RHYL. Sale of FREEHOLD PROPERTY situate in Sissen Street, Rhyl. '10 BE SOLD BY PUBLIC AUCTION BY MR. R. D. ROBERTS (Mwrog) at the ALEXANDRA HOTEL, on THURSDAY, the 24th of OCTOBKR, 1889, at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, subject to the conditions of Sale to be then read. All that DWELLING HOUSE and PREMISFS situate in Vale Road, Rhyl, and known as No. 4, SISSON STREET in the occupation of Mr John Manley at tho moderate rent of £10 per anuam. The House contains Front Parlour, Kitchen, Back Kitchen. 3 Bedrooms, Yard extending te WilliamsV Street, and containing 2 Stall Stable, Hay loft, Pig-stye, w c., &c. The property is Freehold, free from chief, and alwayf tenanted. For farther particulars apply to Messrs GRIFFITH and ALLARD. Solicitors, Llanrwst, or to the Auctioneer t his Offices, Wellington Chambers, Rhyl. Telegraphic Address-Mwrog, Rhyl. (2575 BY MR. T. O. AMOS. SALE AT 7, BRIGHTON TERRACE This Day (FRIDAY), at 2 o'clock.—T. C. Amos, Auctioneer. No. 1, COLOMENDY VIEW, MILL BANK, RHYL MR. T. C. AMOS has received instructions from Mas. CLARKE (who his leaving Rhyl) to SEL1 BY AUCTION, on Friday next, October lltn,1889, the whole of tie useful HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE, iD Sitting Room, Bedrooms, Kitchen, &c. Sale to commence at 2 p.m. Cash at the fall of hammer. Auctioneers' Office: 7, Bodfor Street, Rhyl. (2574 BY MR. J. W. ROGERS, F.I.A. GLENCOE, EDWARD HENRY STREET, RHYL. Extensive Sale of Valuable and Substantial House- hold Furniture. Oil Paintings, 2 Cottage Piano- fortes, Bed and Table Linen, Dining, Drawing, and Bedroom Suites, and other Effects. MR. J. W. ROGERS, F I.A., under the instruc tions of Mr Oliver Smith, will SELL BY PUBLIC AUCTION, upon the premises as above, on TUESDAY ani WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8th & 9th, 1889, the whole of the Superior and Costly FURNITURE contained in the above residence. Catalogues maybe had on the premises, or from the Auctioneer, at his Offices, Mostyn Street, Llan- dudno, 5 days prior to Sale. Sale tach day at 12 30 sharp. On view one day prior to Sale from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Auction & Estate Offices, Mostyn Street, Llandudno. (2517 BY MESSRS. CLOUQH & CO. FREEHOLD HOUSE, BRIGHTON ROAD, RHYL. MESSRS. CLOUGH & Co. have received instructions to offer by PUBLIC AUCHON, «t the ROYAL HOTEL, RUYL, on TUESDAY, the 15th day of OCTOBER, 1889, at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, subject to conditions then produced All that well built Freehold House ard Garden attach- ed, aitoate on the south side of Brighton Roail. in the Town of Rhyl, in the County of Flint, and within a few minutes' walk to the Railway Station, and now in the occupation of Mr Henry Parry. Tbe House is substantial- ly built and contains 2 good sized Sitting Rooms, also s Kitchen, Back Kitchen, with other necessary offices, together with 7 Bedrooms. Forfnrtber particulars apply to MR. W. R. WILLIAMS, Solicitor, Rhyl, or to the AUCTIONEERS, at their offices, Denbigh and Rhyl. (2576 BY P. & J: WILLIAMS AT 6 & 7, HIGH STREET, RHYL. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10th, 18SU. Household Goods, Furniture, and Effects. MESSRS. P. & J. WILLIAMS have been favoured with instructions from Mr Harris (who is leaving Rhyl) to SELL BY AUCTION, on the premises as above, on Thursday, October 10th, 1889, the HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE, including Two Cottage Pianofortes, capital Ma- 1, Z., hogany Wardrobe, Chest of Drawers and Wash- stands, Toilet Ware, Towel Rails, Walnut Suite in repp, Iron Bedsteads and Bedding, Tapestry Car- pets, Walnut Drawing Room Suite in Tapestry, Dining and Occasional Tables, Walnut Chef- fioneers, with marble top and plate glass back, steel and ormolu Fenders and Fire Irons, Dinner, Tea, and Breakfast Services, Electro Plated Gocds. Massive Pier Glasses, Chest of Drawers, Gilt Clocks, Oil Paintings and Engravings, China and Glass Ornaments, six well made Mahogany Dining Room Chairs in hair, Sofa do., Sideboards, Lino- leums, domestic requisites, and a quantity of mis- cellaneous Effects. On view Morning of Sale. Sale commencing at One o'clock prompt. For further particulars apply to the Auctioneers, at their Offices, Market Street, Rhyl. P. & J. WILLIAMS, AUCTIONEERS, HOUSE AGENTS 8f VALUERS. PROPERTIES SOLD BY PRIVATE CONTRACT.. VALUATIONS MADE FOR PROBATE, &c. RENTS COLLECTED. ESTATES CAREFULLY MANAGED' FURNISHED HOUSES AND APARTMENTS' AGENCY. Agents for the Royal Fire and Life Insurance Company. A UOTION 4" ESTATE OFFICES: MARKET STREET. IlHYL. OCTOBER, 1889. LIVERPOOL, AND MOSTYN. THE FAST SAILING STEAMEF W I P T S U R E. r KOBKRT LOWE, M-ster; Fitted np specially for tho Station, will ply b*twe«r LIVERPOOL & MOSTYN, leariog North end of Prince'f Landing Stage. and Mostyn (weather and other oircum stances permitting) with liberty to tow. as under:- Date. From Liverpool. From. Mostyn. Tuesday Oct. 1 12 noon. Wednesday 2 ••• 30 p.m. Thursday „ 3 330 p.m. FrIday" t 7 0 a.m. Saturday 5 3 ¡ 5 p.m. Monday II 7 8 0 a.m. Tuesday „ 8 80 a.m. We n-sday „ 9 10 80 a.m. Thursday ,.10 8 30 a.m Friday" It i1 0 a.m. Saturday" 12 10 0 a.m. Monday, „ 1-1 1 0 p.m. Tuesday „ 15 11 30 a.m. Wedneeday "J 6 2 0 p.m. Thursday" 17 130 p.m. Friday 18 3 3" p D, Saturday 19 2 30 p.m. Monday" 21 8 0 a.m. Tuesday" 22 70 a in. Fti.lay „ 26 10 0 a.m. 9-turday "36 90 a in. Monday.. 28 .« I2 0 noon Tues ay ,,?9 11 0 a.m. Wednesday,,30 1 0 p.m. Tbur diy ,31 1 0 p.m. Heavy Goods received at Chester Basin, near St. George's Batba. for Mostyn-Oct. 2, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.; 9th, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.: 16th, 9 a.m. to I p.m. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. 30th, 9 a.m. to l p.m. Trains from Chester leare Mostyn6.58 | 9.44 11.83 ] 4.IP 6.5 19.33. Trains from Bangor leave Mostyn 8.o9 110.10112.3 3.49 6.18 9.31 Goods received at Prinoe's Landing Stage an hour beiorf time of sailing. The Steamer not to be held responsible for non-sailings. Steamer not accountable for damage or injury to Horses, Carriages. Goods when landed are entirely at the risk of the consignees. Passengers taken on board andlanded at New Bughton, tide permitting, on notice b.iol!' given to the Pier Matter there. FARES—FOKE CABIN, Is. 6d. AFTER CABIN, 2*. 6d. Return same day, Fore Cabin, 2s. After Cabin, 3s. Tickett aot transferable. Children fonr to twelve Half Fare. I -C- RETURNS issued on Saturdays, available for th-ee days trore Cabin, 2s. 6d., After Cabin, 3s. 6d. Special arrangements for Pic-Nic, School Parties, &o. Refre'h^ents on Board. For Time Billsa irt farther particulars auply to John Dawsoi. Wiirebousemaii, Blostyn Colliery, or to H.and D. Jones, 2P, Brunswick Street, Liverpool. Time Bills to be bad at 11 Th, I our»al" Office. t Sailing" arranged as near as practicable to Train times fron Mostyn for Chester and Bangor way. Mr J. Evans, Min y Don, will meet the Steamer with cor ■ gevancel to convey partn s in all directions. (iogf PASSAGE to AUSTRALIA. Thefollowingsplendid M. Ships (owned by Messrs. Devitt & Moore) wiil be despatched at the iuidermtntioned dates and offer an excellent opportunity to intending passengers. Surgeon carriea. 1 ares from £ 18 18«. Port. Ship. Captain. London. Plymoutn. Melbourne Sobraon .T. A. Mrnr.lie Sept. 35 Sept. » Sydney Maequaire..W. Ooddard Oct.Oct. 10 Apply to F GREEN & CO., Ki. ]'Vr.eh'eh Avenu<\T.oiidori,l'J.U ivREKCxI LADY lvemv* Jt- YOUNG LAD1KS in her homo; lirst class professors; excellent r< terences. Write direct, to Madame C. A., Pare de Neuilly, 1, rueViillier. Levnllms. France. A A. S KOI EN, • TURF \CCOT7NTANT, 78 T)EAN STREET, Oxford Street, LONDON, W. -L Address :-8KOIEN, LONDON. [ T3 HYL—A capital investment, TO BE SOLD, I LL a block of ten Cottages, in Vale Road, Rhyl, I yielding an annual rental of £ 62, in good repair and well-tenanted, will be sold a bargain. Offers invited. Apply to W. Wynn Parry, Esq., solicitor, Rhyl, or Mr Thomas C. Amos, Auctioneer, Rhyl. (2491 TO PARENTS & GUARDIANS.-MR. E. W. k KEATINGE, L.D.S, Dental Surgeon, 6, High Street, has a vacancy for a well educated youth as a pupil. 2481 RS. CHILWELL'S BOARDING ESTAB. l LISHMENT AND PRIVATE APART- MENTS, Clifton House, West Parade. Rhyl. Terms on application. (2210 1 Q Aquarium Street, Rhyl, TO LET, furnished 1/VJ or unfurnished, containing three entertain- ing rooms, six bedrooms, kitchen, &c. Apply- Messrs. Roberts, Abbey House, Rhuddlan; Rhyl. FURNISHED HOUSES.—The best lists are r kept by J. E. Roberts and Co., Estate \gente, Town Hall, Rhyl. (1976 TO LET.—9, Abbey Street—3 Entertaining Rooms, 7 Bedrooms, Kitchens, &c.— Apply to J. E. Roberts and Co., Town Hall, Rhyl. CLAREMONT VILLAS, Bath Street, and « other Houses in different parts of the town ro BE LET. Apply to Thos. Ellis, 38, West Parade. (1771 FROM 1st SEPTEMBER. TO BE LET—a comfortable FURNISHED HOUSE, semi-detatcbed—2, St. Asaph St., Rhyl; containing, on ground floor, two Sitting and one Bedroom, Kitchens, &c.; up stairs Drawing room, four Bedrooms, and Dressingroom also Bathroom, with good supply of hot and col j water. Situation open, yet sheltered; close to Parade, Sea-air back and front. Use of books and pianos; also plate and house-linen, if required. Address-2, St. Asaph Street, Rhyl. STANLEY PARK HOUSE, TO LET with 3 8 good Cellers, Kitchen, Back do. and 2 Enter- taining rooms, 6 Bedrooms, W.C., Hot and Cold Water Baths, and good Lawn, Coachhouse and Stables; A- a mile from Town Hall. Apply to Captain C. Groucutt, Pendyffryn. or Mr James navies, Estate Agent, Rhyl. (2165 TO BE SOLD, Eligible Freehold BUILDING SITES, on the Marine Drive, Rhyl; Victoria Terraoe (facing the Sea), and Victoria Avenue, Prestatyn (opposite the Church). For particulars apply to E. W. Keatinge, 65, High Street, RhyL r 1004 FURNISHED HOUSE TO LET—-MOORE COTTAGE, EAST PARADE, RHYL.- Urawing and Dining Room, four Bedrooms, w.c., Box Room, Kitchen, and Scullery. Outhouses, Stables, and Coach-house. Garden front and back. Charming Sea and Country View.—Apply as above, or at 50, Kingsley Road, Liverpool. pOMFORTABLE APARTMENTS. -Best part U of West Parade. References given. Terms strictly moderate. Board if required.-58 West Parade. 0972 TO BE LET.—3 very comfortable houses situate in Sandfield Place and Hollinwood Terrace. Rent moderate. Apply-Messrs Browne & Davies, Solicitors, 2, Clwyd Street, Rhyl. (1550 T~iO BE LET, from 1st May, PLAS SYDNEY 1 Russell Road, Rhyl, containing 10 bedrooms, 3 entertaining rooms, and the usual modern con- veniences. Apply—T. D. Jones, 1, Church.street, Rhyl. 1988 TO BE LET. A HOUSE—No. 5. Elwy Street. Newly Painted and Papered. Rent £ 21. Possession may be had at once. A LOCK-UP SHOP—26b, Wellington Road, Rhyl. Rent £ 15. Excellent position. ALSO, a Good YARD and several WORK- SHOPS to be let, in one or separate Lots.— Apply to J. T. Jones, Aled House, Rhyl. 2042 NO 3 CRESCENT ROAD To Be Let Un- furnished, containing 3 Double and 2 Single Bedrooms, 2 Sitting Rooms, Kitchen and Back Kitchen. With the necessary offices. Apply to the tenant or to Mr F. Hordley, Rhyl. (2029 MISSES C. & B. WILLIAMS, 26, Wellington Road, Rhyl, Millinery, Hosiery and Baby Linen Establishment.—Welsh Yarns, Berlin and Fancy Wool, Socks and Stockings of every descrip- tion made on the premises, also plain sewing. 2116 STAMMERERS and STUTTERERS should 8 read a Book by a Gentleman who Cured him- self, after suffering nearly forty years. Post free for 13 stamps from Mr B. Beasley, Sherwood, Willesden-lane, Brondesbury, London. IMPORTANT TO CAPITALISTS & OTHERS. 0 BE SOLD BY PRIVATE TREATY, L CYNVAL VILLAS, RHYL, with Coach- house and Stable. Also SHOP and HOUSE ia Marine Terrace, Pensarn, all paying good interest and well tenanted. Apply—Alfred Shepherd, House Furnisher and Cabinet Maker, Rbyl. Satisfactory reasons given for selling this pro- Dertv. 2273 110 BE LET, Bryndyffryn, near Trefnant, pos session first of November, three minutes, walk from station, on the Vale of Clwyd Railway, 8 miles from Rbyl. The house contains 2 large entertaining rooms, 7 bedrooms, hot and cold water baths, W.C 2 good kitchens, butler's pantry, larder, good cellar, 3 stalled stable, coax h-house, garden and a field adjoining. (2474 WANTED, an APPRENTICE to the Letter- Press Printing.—Apply at the Office of this aper. PQAA to Lend on Mortgage, at 5 per cent. Ap. o ply to It D. Roberts (Mwrog), Welling. ton Chambers, Rhyl. 2297 TO LET, a Comfortable FURNISHED HOUSE 1. for any length of time. 2 sitting-rooms and 5 bedrooms, w.c. Apply-Miss Cox, 7, John Street. 2509 PLAS SYDNEY, RUSSELL ROAD. THIS detatcbed residence TO BE LET FUR- NISHED for a short period or up to the 1st of May next. It contains 3 entertaining rooms, 10 Bedrooms, Bathroom and usual out-offices. Good stabling if required. Very low rental.— Apply to Mr Keatinge, 65 High Street, Rhyl. (2511 ANTED, FAMILY WASHING by a First- class Laundry Maid. Address — Miss Roberts, 19, Victoria Road, Vale Road, Rhyl. 2616 nOM PORTABLE APARTMENTS for young \J men. Home Comforts. Terms Moderate. Apply at the office of this paper. GOOD WINTER APARTMENTS, best part of West Parade, every home comfort, Hot md Cold Baths. Terms Moderate.-74. West Parade. (2519 r0 LET, COMFORTABLE and PLEASANT t APARTMENTS for Wi iter, 19, Chnrch Street. Also Coach-house and Stable. (2521 ST. ASAPH. TO BE LET, a CORNER SHOP, 8 with excellent Dwelling House. Very best position in the city. Remarkably good opening for business purposes. Immediate oconpation. Rent moderate. Apply for particulars to Rev. I). R. Jones, The Lodge Vicarage, Ruabon.— N B.—Or would be let as a dwelling house only. 2569 T B E gIBLE gOCIETY. THE ANNUAL MEETING Of the Rhyl Auxiliary, will take place ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER the Sth, 1889 AT THE TOWN HALL, At 7.30 p.m., under the presidency of the REV. T. RICHARDSON, M.A., Vicar of Rhyl. Addresses (in English and Welsh) will be delivered by the REV. R. O. MORFIS, M. A. (Deputation), The Local Clergy, Ministers, and others. A Collection will be made in aid of the Society. ARTHUR ROWLANDS, Hon. Sec. \,f OLD AND jDENBIGH JUNCTION 1 RAILWAY COMPANY. Notice is hereby given, that the next Half-yearly Ordinary General Meeting of the Mold and Denbigh Junction Railway Company will be held at No. 134, Palmerston Buildings, Bishopgsate Stvect, London, on Thursday, the 24th day of October, 1889, at half past twelve o'clock in the afternoon, for the transaction of the ordinary business of the Com. pany. The Transfer Books will be closed from the 7th to the 21th instant, both days inclusive. Dated this 2nd day of October, 1889. JOHN WADE, Secretary. (256? bears on tW sUkmp^the\iameot THE CHURCH IN WALES. Mr. Glad- stone's Great Speech in the House of Commons on May Si. 18i0, reprinted from liansard's Debates. In paper cover, prio* London: P. S. King & S^n, 5, King St., TVestmlRst&r, g.W,

RHYL DISTRICT. FRIENDS of the Bible Society will notice from our advertising columns that the annual meeting of the local auxiliary will be held on Tuesday next. The chair will be taken by the Rev. Thos. Richardson, M.A., vicar of Rhyl. EFFORTS are being made to form ajlocal ama. tenr dramatic club, with the view of giving per- formances at the pier pavilion and elsewhere. HARVEST THANKSGIVING V. FOOTBALL CLUB.—The ngnal amount of irritation is again visible. Why cannot both parties sink their differences and combine to use Lawrence's Corn Cure. THE STJMMFE GAEDENS.—The public perform- ances at the Palace are now over, bat the Gardens continue to be opened daily. Mr Roebuck, who at the end of this month ceases to act as lessee, is deserving of much praise for bringing down many excellent companies during the past season, and for keeping going a round of varird entertain- ments, and that at considerable personal expense. I We understand that Mr C. Herman, who supplied I the entertainments at the Pier Pavilion during the summer, will be the new lessee of the Gardens, and he doubtless will provide some entertainments at the Palace during the ensning season. SINGULAR DISCGVEBY OF LEAD.—The other day as Mr Lewis Morgan, solicitor, was inspecting some lead belongiug to Mrs. Morgan, Mordon, at Llanfairtalhaiarn, with the view of leasing the minerals to the Abergele Copper Ore Company, he directed some workmen to dig soil from a bank to fill up an old pit. They at once pro- ceeded to do so, when, singular to say, they acci- dentally struck a vein of lead, a few inches from the surface of the ground. By digging further it was observed that the vein was increasing in thickness The samples taken from it proved to be lexcellcnt specimens of the ore, which being near the surface can be worked at a minimum cost. "No BREAKFAST, NO MAN," is an old saying, but those who cannot make a hearty morning meal, will find CADBURY'S COCOA. an absolutely pure and refined beverage-com ortiog, exhilarating, and sustaining. BALL.—We beg to remind our readers of the ball which is to take place at the Westminster Hotel this evening (Friday), the proceeds of which will be devoted towards establishing an Accident and Emergency Ward in connection with the Royal Alexandra Hospital. The following ladies and gentlemen have kindly consented to act as patrons Duke and Duchess of Westmin- ster, Mrs Williams Wynn, Cefn; Mrs Rowley Conwy, Bodrbyddan; Mrs Girdlestone, Sedgley House Mrs Llewelyn Lloyd, Ty'n Rhyl; Colonel Mainwaring, Galltfaanan; Dr. Tumour, Grove House. Tickets can be obtained from Mr Trehearn, Wellington Road, Dr. Eyton Lloyd, or Mr Strtchan. WELCOME TO A MINISTER.—On Wednesday afternoon a series of interesting assemblies were held in the English Wesleyan Chapel. The first was the quarterly meeting, when the Rev. J. Judge, the new pastor, recently arrived from Gloucester, met his officers for the first time. This was followed by a substantial tea in the schoolroom, when several ladies of the congrega- tion presided ever well-laden tables, at which a large number of Wesleyan Methodists and friends sat down. In the evening a meeting was held at the same Iplace to welcome the new minister, at which he and memberz of the chapel had an op- portunity of exchanging opinions. Mr Commis- sioner Gunner, circuit steward, occupied the chair. Addresses, full of cordial welcome to the new pastor, were delivered by the Chairman, Messrs. J. Y. Strachan, Jos. Williams, G. R. Lawrence, T. Elliott, J. Mudd, T. & S. Amos, J. Maltby, &c. The Rev. Mr Judge replied at some length, and reciprocrated the kind words to which expression had been given. He also gave an outline of what should be their course of action as a church, his observations frequently receiving the marks of cordial approval.. FUNERAL.—On Monday the remains of Mrs. Elizabeth Jones, 13, Queen Street, were interred in the cemetery. Deceased was highly respeeted and one of the oldest inhabitanss, having resided 50 years at Rhyl. Several Congregational minis- ters officiated at the funeral. Deceased was the mother of Mr Commissioner Abel Jones, and mother-in-law to Mr Commissioner Uichd. Jones. CHOIR TRIP.—On Monday the choirs of the Churches in this town had their annual trip, Chester being chhosen this year. About 80 were booked with an early train. At Chester the par- ties separated, and we believe that all who had been able to join greatly enjoyed themselver in exploring the historic city and its picturesque suburbs. ON Monday evening Mr B. Littler gave a sup- per to the employees of Mr J. Simon Roberts, at Denbigh, upon the completion of some buildings there for the donor, who also presented Mr Roberts with a goldlwatch, and Mr James Hughes, the architect, with a valuable album." BETHEL VALE ROAT»—SALK OF WOBK.—We are requested to draw the attention of our readers to the change of date of the opening of this Sale of Work. It is to be opened next Wednesday by Mr Taylor, and on Thursday by the Mayor of Pwllheli, and not on Thursday and Friday as originally arranged. From the advertisement in another column it will be seen that a very at. tractive programme is arranged, and that a most interesting evening may be enjoyed. The Hand Loom will be an entirely novel sight for most of our readers. It will be in full work, showing the manner of weaving Shawls, &c. We wish the friends every success in their undertaking. Miss A. M. Hughes (Telynores Menai) made a distinct mark at the Llandudno concerts She is now the youngest harpist in Wales, being 12 years of age. At the late Pwllheli Eisteddfod she gained the first prize for harp playing. She is now a pupil of Madame Frost. She will appear also in Welsh costume. RE H. EANSHAWE, COMMERCIAL TRAVELLER, ETC RHYL. -This debtor's adjourned examin- ation took place at Bangor on Thursday, Mr E. Roberts (Rhyl) appearing for Mr R V. Wild- blood the petitioning creditor. In the summary of the statement of affairs, the liabilities were re- turned at JE314 4s. 7d., and the deficiency at .£ 172 9s. 4d. Pressure by one of the creditors was the alleged cause ot failure. In the absence of the official receiver (Mr LI. Jones) this and other examinations were conducted by the assis- tant official receiver (Mr Hugh Roberts). The debtor's examination was closed, subject to the signing of the notes.. ST. THOMAS'S CHXJBCH.—16th Sunday after Trinity, October 6. Hymn 562, St. Micahel; Hymn, 408, Trust; Hymn 437, Cheltenham Hymn 459, St. Flavian; Hymn Dr, Raphial. Orjanist—Mr F. Wriglev. The Organist will be glad to welcome any visitor that will assist in the choir. THE BLACK DOCTOR" AGAIN IN LTTMBO.— Frederick Denison, a coloured man, well known in the district as the black doctor," was on Wednesday remanded at Holywell on a charge of having stolen a brush, a woollen shirt, collar, necktie, waistcoat and a knife, the property of Peter Jones, butcher, Bagillt. The prisoner, who was apprehended at Abergele by Police-constable Taaffe, has only recently been liberated from Ruthin gaol, where he had been detained on a charge of obtaining an umbrella from a Rhyl shopkeeper under false pretences. UNEW COMPANIES.—The Abergele Copper Ore Company, Limited, has been registered with a capital of £15,000, in £1 shares, to work a mine in the parish of Llansannan. The subscribers are all strangers to the locality and their shares amount to nearly the third of the capital.— The colliery business of the late Mr. Joseph Evans, Haydock, has been converted into the Richard Evans & Co, Limited," with a capital of £700,000 in £10 shares. The subscribers are—Miss Ruth Evans, T. Drayton Grimke, Major-General F. S. Stanton, W. H. Evans, H. L. Squires, Mrs R. D. Clements Smith, and T. E. Ellis, the gentlemen named being the first directors, receiving jEiOO per annum each as remuneration. SPONGES.—Hatwood, the Hairdresser, has a splen- did stock of Sponges, which are now being sold at excep- tionally low prices. The large sizes are suitable for the bath, and the price only One Shilling each. The smaller sizes, suitable for toilet purposes, at 9d., 6d., and 3d.. according to size. May be obtained at either the High Street or Queen Street Establishment. WELSH GOLD MINES.—It is stated that some Manchester gentlemen have formed a company and have purchase 1 Hughes's gold mine, situated on the north-east side of Moel Famau, Flintshire. The purchase money is £20,000. His Honour Judge Horatio Lloyd has appoin- ted Mr. R. S. Chamber, ain, solicitor, Llandudno, registrar of the Conway County Court. A FALSE POLITICAL RUMOUB.—There is no foundation whatever for the rumour that the Hon. G. T, Kenyon, M. P., will not again contest the Denbigh Boroughs. DBVNKINNESS AND IMPUDENCE.—On Monday evening P.c. J. A. Jones' attention was drawn to the objectionable conduct of a man in Brighton Road, who was in a drunken condition and be- having impudently towards residents who refused to purchase some small wares he was offering. The constable also came in for a considerable amount of "cheek." The man was taken into custody, and gave the name of Robert Williams, Henllan Street, Denbigh. On the following day Messrs. Wynne and Perks committed him for seven days in default of the payment of a fine. MARK MASON BY.The name of Mr F. Hord- ley was last week omitted from the list of Grand Lodge Officials. Mr Hordley is tue P.G.M. Stan- dard Bearer. MANY of our readers ARC feeling worn out with the hard work of the season. What they need in a bottle of Lawrences' Crown Tonic. It cares every kind of weak- en. CLOSE OF THE SUMMER SEASON.—Monday, September 30th, may be considered as the last day of the summer season, for on that date the tourist and excursion arrangements of the railway com- panies came to a termination, after a four months' duration. Notwithstanding the counter.attrac. tion of the Paris Exhibition, from which so much opposition was apprehended, all watering places seem to have done well. Rhyl in particular has been very extensively patronised, and more people have visited the town this past summer than in any previous year. Much of the success which our lodging-house keepers enjoyed was due to the exceptionally fine weather which prevailed so long. During the last days of September, however, it was somewhat boisterous, and the wind and rain doubtless drove several out of the town sooner than they intended leaving. Yet those who care to scrutinize our list of visitors, which contains only the names collected this week, will find that there is remaining in the town a large num- ber of persons from various distant parts of the country. We trust that many of them may pro. long their residence over the winter, or some part of that period. Those who can do so will discover that Rhyl is by no means a dull and cold place in the winter-time. The fact is that temperature at the seaside; in the winter is much higher than it is in inland districts, whilst the rainfall at Rhyl is very much below the average. It has been demonstrated over and over again that seekers after health could not do better than come here to reside. There are scores of persons residing in the town who are living proofs of that fact. ENTEETAINMENTS. —On Saturday evening the last performance under the management of Mr Roebuck was given at the Palace, when there was a goodly attendance. Messsrs. Gilding and Jones' Band on the same night performed for the last time on the promenade, the storm which pre. vailed prevented many being present to listen to Auld Lang Syne." On Monday evening Mr Simcock, the courteous Secretary of the Pier Com- pany, took his benefit at the Pavilion, when an entertaining programme was sustained by several professionals and amateurs. During the coming months various entertainments will be arranged for at the town hall and elsewhere. IN the chancel of Flint church a Gothic altar- tomb of marble has been erected in memory of Messrs J. and R. Muspratt, the latter being the father of Mr. J L. Muspratt, J.P., Rbyl. IMPORTANT TO VISITORS.—Visitors requiring Wines, Spirits, Bottled Ales, Stoat, Cider, and Mineral Waters should go to J. H. Ellis, Wine and Spirit Merchant, 11 and 12, Water Street, Rhyl. Sole Agent for Jacob's Pilsener Lager Beer, and Anglo-Bavarian Ales in Casks and Bottles. Full Price Lis's on application to J. H. Ellis, Wine Merchant. &c., 11 and 12. Water-st., Rhyl CONSERVATIVE CLUB.—Thejannual meeting of the above has been fixed for Wednesday the 9th inst., when the balance sheet .for the past year will be produced and the election of officers for the coming year proceeded with. THE PBESS—Yr Haul (The Welsh Church Monthly) contains a pleasing variety of articles in its October number, and generally it compares very favourably with publications of a similar character issued in the English language. We note that in it is republished a full and idiomatic translation of our Bishop's address at the recent, conference, and respecting which a leading Church paper has said that a note of sober confidence and sincerity was the chief one of this address. Dr. Edwards is undoubtedly the right man in his place, and it is to him, as the youngest among the bishops, that the Churchmen will look to lead the forward policy in Wales. There is every reason for expecting that his career will be a pattern career of a Bishop serving under the new order of things." The same number contains a short biographical sketch of John Evans y Clochydd," Rhuddlan. THE death is recorded of Dr Davies, of Caerwys, who was a eon of the renowned Rev. Samuel Davies, Wesleyan Minister. Deceased also was a preacher in the connexion, and a well-known public advocate of Conservatism. THE TBAINS.—Our readers travelling by rail would do well to note that the extra summer ser- vice of trains is now discontinued, and that there are alterations in the times on which others are due. FRUITLESS inquiries have been made by the police in this and other towns for a Liverpool lady who is missing after taking a journey for the North Wales coast. The Rev. W. Rees Williams, Vicar of Gyffylliog, will preach at St. Thomas's on Wednesday, the 16th day of October, after evening prayers at 7 p m., when there will be an offertory for the Church of England Zenana Missionary Society. BICYCLES AND TRICYCLES.—Strange but true, why do Rhyl people go out of town to get Cycles, when I can supply them with a better machine at a lower figure. I have seen 3 cycles come the town; lately which cannot hold a candle to my North Wales Safety, they will not last as long, easily, nor bring near such a price secondhand. If you want good stuft get a machine from a high class maker, and as I claim to represent none but the best firm come to me. Connah the North Wales Cycle Agent. AN ABSOLUTELY PURE COCOA.—A refined and com- forting beverage for the most exac'ing is found in Cadbury's Cocoa—the automatic machinery employed in its manufacture obviates the necessity for its being once touched by the human hand. CADBURY'S COCOA is absolutely pure.

A MAN, when asked a few days since what in- duced him to make a lawyer of his son, replied Oh, he was always a lying little fellow, and I thought I'd humour his leading propensity." A SHOEMAKER was taken up for bigamy. "Which wife?" asked a bystander, will he be obliged to take ?" He is a cobbler," replied another, "and of course must stick to the last." THEY WERE MARRIED.—"How do you tie a love-knot ?" asked Laura, toying with a bit of blue ribbon. Oh, any way," growled Tom, behind his newspaper, just so that it will pull out easy." WALPOLE'S Duchess of Rutland was accustomed to say to her niece, when one of those apocryphal anecdotes of which the Courts of the Georges were so prolific came to her ears, That's a lie, my dear; but make a note of it; it will do for news in the country." ONE morning (says Phillips of himself and Curran) we met an Irish gentleman, who certainly most patriotically preserved his native pronuncia- tion. He had acquired a singular habic of lolling out his tongue. What can he poasibly mean by it ? said I to Curran. I think it's clear enough, said he, the man's trying to catch the English accent!" AN orator, holding forth in favour of woman —dear, divine woman," concluded thus Oh, my hearers, depend upn it, nothing beats a good wife!" I beg your pardon," replied one of his auditors, a bad husband does." THEY tell me you've travelled, Mr. Crimson- beak," said Miss Fussanfeather, during a lull in the conversation the other night. "Yes, I've travelled considerable. I used to travel for a dry goods house. I wish I was travelling now." "I wish you were," innocently rejoined the young lady, noticing that both hands of the clock were pointing upward. WHY don't you stir yourself andg et something to do ?" was asked of a lazy fellow. I don't know unless I'm too superstitious."Super- stitious What has superstition got to do with it?" "Well, I read somewhere once that I every- thing corner to him who waits,' and I don't want to do anything that will be liable to injure my prospects. IN a small town out West" an ex-county judge is cashier of the bank. The cheque is all right, sir," he said to a stranger, but the evidence you offer in identifying yourself as a person to whose order it is drawn is scarcely sufficient." "I've known you hang a man on less evidence, judge," was the stranger's response. "Quite likely," re- plied the ex-judge but, when it comes to letting go of cold cash, we have to be careful." NOTHING is ever lost by being pleasant and agreeable. You ask for two pounds of steak- no more, no less. One butcher growls that he can't out off just two pounds, and you leave him thoroughly vexed. At the next stall the man of meat hears your request with unruffled visage, cuts off a pound and a half, throws it into the scale and cuts again in double quick time, rolls it up neatly and says. with a sweet smile, Just two pounds, ma'am." Married Lady has most invaluable harmless Benei-* fo f,adie-. Stamp d addressed envelope for particulars.-HLRBIB, Ini more, Listewel, Ireland.