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Abergele Sparks. HOLYHEAD FOOTBALLERS.-B,ravo, Har- bourites! I am proud of yez. It's misself that's shoutin' "hooroo!" iviry toime yez c,wap,e the flure wid the moighty kickers of this dishtrict. Shure, yez doin' foine. Kape it up, me bowld bhoys of dear owld Anglesay, the best little oisland in the wurxuld Bedad, be- gob and bejabers, theremiVielf was sich a broth of a bhoy as Franoey Bogue on this earth OT out av it. Know yez, Franz? Aye; when,yez was a sprat of a kid in short frocks, kickin' annything and ivirything about the dear old shpot, Old- Station and Por,thdafardh Road. Do yez moind, now Ax R. 0., the plumber, if I know yez or not. Bad luck to' hiim! Shure, he coorted me sister o-ncet, and, faith, if I re- mimber roightly, he married her. Sorry I am that I have not seen yez play football this whinter of yez great sockcess. Yez are makin' histhory. Whist, till I tell yez a seecxit. The Gulls of Colwyn Bay are in deadly fear of meeitin' yez at Holyhead. They say that by the power of St. Patrick it m antes nothin' short of slaughter. And as shure as the pigs of Drog- hed-a cannot play "Wearin' of the Green" on coaieextinas, belave me they expict yez -to score at laste 12 goals agin. 'em. Now, Francey, if yez could get yer father to play in goal, all the forces of this, wurruld could n;iver peniatxate yer defince and score agin yez. Like the village blacksmith in the song, "A moighty man is he." Tell all the family at the Aangel Hotel (heavenly spot!) that it's misself that's wishin' them well. I have an apology to make to Mr. T. EvanlS, Tandderwein., for saying in my last week's "Sparks" that he had withdrawn his candidature from the Urban Council election. In fairness to myself, however, I must say that on hearing of Mr. Evans,'rs: determination to go on with the "e fight, I telephoned to the Colwyn Bay office on Tuesday morning, asking that the paragraph in q-LLestion should not be published. Perhaps the Editor will explain right here why it appeared in face of my message. (It is quite true that "Searchlight" telephoned the correction as above stated, and we deeply regret that by an oversight his message was not acted upon.—ED. "W.N.") I am exceedingly sorry that such a respectable paper as the "Weekly News" should be implica- ted in a libel action. But it cannot be avoided this time, I'm afraid. I have done my best to pacify Mr. Moss Jones over the calamitous cari- cature of himself which appeared, in the football page in last week's issue. He is simply raving mad over it. He is going to insist on damages in two ways. The proprietors will have to compensate him to the tune of half a million dollars, undertaking to torture ita death the artist who. "drew" him with such a lop- sided mouth. Moss '.says that he never pulled such a face as that, even when he had the tooth- ache in ten teeth at OIlce. The nearest he ever got to such a contortion was when a Colwyn Bay barber 'shaved1 him with a blunt razor. 'Mr. H. C. Lea, M.P., asked the President of the Local Government Board, in the House of Commons, on Thursday, what -steps had been taken by hisi Department to appoint a committee to inquire into and settle the question of "What is whisky?" Surely it doesn't require a com- mittee tOo find that out. Good whisky isi 'dis- tilled from barley, wheat, rye and maize. Bad whiskey from sawdi-ist, shavings, potatoes, old boots and rags. The former brand makes you as merry as a monarch, and oblivious to all the cares and worry that mortal man is heir to) with 'a slight touch of headache the next morn- ing. The latter stuff will convert every fibre of your body and' soul into an infernal machine, and will make you fancy that there are bat- talions of black.smilths working on your cranium for 12 months after ,onoe spree. < There are dogs and dogs. There is the lazy dog that sleeps on the mat the whole of the live- long day, and does, nothing for his living. Then there is ithe rather useful barking dog that drives tramps from your front or back door by showing them pearly get of teeth. Other bow-wows bring man dlowin to the level of an, unanimated scarecrow, when it is a question of penning a lot o-f sheep. But good old "Shep," of Tandder- wen, "licks" the whole tribe in more semises than one as a thoroughly domesticated quadru- ped. On Thursday afternoon, whilst Mr. Evans was folding his election addresses, preparatory to sending them out, faithful "Shep" stood by his sider with his tongue out and licking the gum -on 4°0 emvelopes ready for little Enid' to fasten them up! "Shep," thy name is Genius, with a capital "G" The English Presbyterians of Pensarn held their annual tea party and concert at their spaci- ous schoolroom on Thursday aftcirnoon and evening. If there as a class of ladies anywhere in this country that can make a better cup of tea than the weaker sex of Pensarn. I want to come acroslS: them badly. These good people have brought tea making down to a science. I can say no more, excepting to express a hope that they may have another function of the same kind and of the same excellence very, very soon again. < < And now to the concert, which was presided over by My. G. T. Evans, Haulfryn. Here's a copy of the programme:—Part one Pianoforte solo, Miss Cummins; quintette, serenade. "Rest, Dearest, Rest," The Rhyl Orpheus Glee Party; sonig, "The Little Silver Ring," Miss Gertie Bond, Colwyn Bay, one of the most beautiful canifcraltoi singers I have heard for many a long clay. Her exquisite rendering of this song brought down the house, the large audience demanding an encore. Recitation, "The Clown's Baby," Miss Gwen Parker Davies (encoxed:) song, "Off to Philadelphia," Mr. R. Hanlon, Rhyl (loudly encored) humorous duet, "The Telnolr and the Baritone," Messrs Wills- Jones and J. Asher, Rhyl (vociferously encored). Part II. Chairman's address. Mr Evans explain- ed that the object of the tea and concert was to raise funds to assist-the Presbyterian chapel, which, as could be seen from a balance-sheet just issued, was. in a very satisfactory state financially. The church had been fortunate in securing the Rev. J. H. Davies as its pastor. (Applause.) He (Mr. Evans) had had the privi- lege and pleasure of working with Mr. Davies on a few committees, and he had1 always found him a most amiable man. He hoped that no tempting offers from richer churches would in- duce Mr. Davies to leave Pensarn, and that he would remain with them for a long time to come. (Loud applause.) it • The Rev. J. H. Davies I thank Mr. Evans for his kind "words of appreciation, and for the 'manner the audience has endorsed them. If the comilng years will be as happy as the short time I have been amongst you I shall be in no hurry to leave. (Applause.) I am deeply indebted to Church and chapel people for the cordial way in which they have assisted me at all times. Their .support has been a source of encourage- ment for me, as well as for the people I work with. I beg tOo move a vote of thanks to. all those who have assisted us to-day. Mr. D. G. Roberts seconded. Pianoforte solo, Migs Cummins; old English part song, "A Frankliinrs (Freeman's) doggie leaped over a style," The Orpheus Glee Party (encore, "There are Women," which the party had to sing twice over). Humorous triologue, "Courtship under difficulties," Miss Parker Davies, Messrs Alexandre aind T. H. Owain- Jones; song, "Nanice," Mr. J. Asher; song, "I know a lovely garden," Miss Gertie Bond (encored) song, "flow can I let you go?" Mr. Wills-Jones; part song, "The long day closes," The Orpheus Glee Party; "God save the King," solo by Mr. J. Asher, who is possessed of a deep, resonant basts, On the same evening a coffee supper, followed by a small concert, was held at the Wesleyan schoolroom. Here again the viands were of the very best. The following was the musical pro- gramme gone ,tJhrough -"Death of Nelson" (in Welsh), Mr. William Davies (Vaenol Bach) (en. core, "Gwlad yr Edsteddfodau") sang, "Chwifiwn Faner," Mr. Robert Roberts recita- tion, "Y bobol .drws 'nesa' Miss Jones, Hafod; song, "Ar hyd y nos," Master John Owen, Peel- stæet; igramaphone selections;, Mr. Robert John Jones, Rhyl; hymn tune, "Gwynfa," Mr. William Jones and party (prize winners on the same piece at the Salem co,mpetition) sonig, "Gwvr Harlech," Mr. William Davies duet, "Can yr hen lane," 'Missies Blodwen. and Eliza- beth Ellen Jones, Mill Crescent. The proceeds, which realised about 67, are to be devoted to the chapel renovation fund. The ,success of the undertaking is due in a large measure to the splendid' work of the organizers, -the Rev. D. M. Griffith and Mr. William Jones, butcher. Saturday's great gale played much havoc throughout the district. It would: ,talk,e nearly a whole column to write in detail what really did occur. But the most serious occurrence was Mr. J. T. Millward's drapery establishment, when: the gale was at its height about eight o'clock. Miss Roberts, one of the shop assist- ants, and who, by the way, belongs to Llanrwst, had just gone up to, the dining-room for her supper, when, without the slighte.st warning, one of the brick chimneys was blown down) and fell right through the roof into the room with a terrible crash, part of the debris falling on M-isis Roberts'is head. Her injuries were so serious that Dr. H. O. Hughes was called in to dress them. The only wonder is that poor Miss Roberta, who has. been in the employ of Mr. Millward for fifteen years, and is highly respected, was not killed on the spot. At the time of writing she was progressing as well as could be expected. "Have you much freehold property?" If so, I wouldn't put .too great a value on it if I were you. What with earthquakes and great storms, nothing seems to be of very 'much value in this world. It would pay you better to be prepared for the world to came."—Rev. D. Tecwyn Evans, Sunday night. I have received a letter from one of the Suffrag- ettes threatening me with all manners of pains and penalties for referring to her sisters in such scorn- ful terms in my last week's "Sparks." She says that I ought to be grilled on a fire of coke like a red herring that I deserve to be attacked by ten thousand suffragettes, armed to the teeth with hat pins and flat-irons; that I ought to be rolled down from the top of Snowdon to Llanberis in a barrel half filled with tin-tacks and rattle snakes, &c., &c. Well, after that, if ever this kindhearted lady comes across my path in the flesh, I will give her what my mother used to give me for playing truant And wouldn't that be a sight for the gods!! Is it true that a lady of some influence practically coerced people to vote for her favourite candidate at one of the recent County Council elections by telling them that by paying 2s. 6d. she could ascertain whom they voted for ? Let me hasten to say that this is not reported to have taken place in Abergele. If the story is true, though I can scarcely believe it, then those people who were thus spoken to ought certainly to come forward and name the lady, so as to bring her to account for such an unwarrantable act of corruption. Per- sonally, I cannot think that anyone out of a lunatic asylum would be guilty of such an atro- cious crime. But I have heard the story a dozen times during the week.

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