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----THE famartlmi MaMji geprtcr,

LOCAL INTELLIGENCE, &c. ----------_---_----

Johnstown Eisteddfod. :-

Llandilo Board of Guardians.

Baptist Cymanfa at Llandyssul.

L L A N S A I) W R N . ;

Baukyfelin Notes.

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Baukyfelin Notes. Acc:dent8 sometimes happ n to cycli-ts whiih I elicit much sympathy from us anel acciel nts some- I times happen to eve-i-ts which ili< it much laughter. A veiy amusing occurrci -e 1 a \o>nf d o > tne htg way road near Bankylclin the ether d<<V- An ) enthusiastic lady cyclist, most fashionably attired, with her beautiful nether limbs enveloped in bloomers" of immense proportions, was coming round a shirp corner at a racing speed when, appaiently in consequence of a miscalculation of the intervening (list,nce, she came into an un- expectedly abrupt and violent collision with the cast-iron hind-quarters of a cow of considerable proportion.. whh the restilt that she lost her presence of min 1 and control of th machine, and in a sccond her •' bike lay motionless io the hedge and the hermaphrodite cyclist lay prostrate—or, to and the hermaphrodite cyclist lay prostrate—or, to use a vulgarism, All abroad "—a posture in which she would have elicited peculiar sympathy from any young man possessed of those delicate feelings common to all men of a sentimental turn. A brawny type of labourer, who came jogging along in the rear of the cow, saw the cyclist in tI.t distressing predicamuit, and being of a sympathetic disposition, ha hurried to her with the object of ascertaining how many ribs were fractured, and to render any possible assistance Ydych chwi wedi cael dolur, Sir: demanded the man, as he bent with pathetic tenderness over the object of his commiseration. Go away, man quoth the lady, as she rose to her feet, with the haughty aIr of a tragedienne, and rebuked the man with Spartan Feverity for his vulgar and audacity in presuming to peer at her, and dubbed him"an ignorant idiot" and a vulgar fool," and many other complimentary epithets of equally expressive and scathing a character. "Diawch eriod!" exclaimed the man. as his features relaxed into an expression of mingled astonishment and amusement, menyw yw vr andras When this jovial fellow related the affair to his better-half that evening after supper, she fell into such a fit of bo:sterous laughter that she fell through a can:-bottomed chair. SCHPRECZT.

LLANDILO.

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