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ICARD IFF TOWN COUNCIL.

CARDIFF BOARD OF GUARDIANS.

CARDIFF Ii ll,li;.M LIBRARY.…

SWANSEA HARBOUR TRUST.

VOLUME UR PRIZK DISTRIBUTION…

--.=-NEWPORT TOWN COUNCIL.

GOSSIP IN THE "WORLD."

REJOICINGS AT ST. FAGAN'S.

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CUTTJBGS FROM "FUN.".

PICKINGS FJttOM "PUNCH."

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PICKINGS FJttOM "PUNCH." QUITE Low ENOUGH. Quoth finality Bob- Downhill once a fast goer.- When John Bull has got Lowe, Why should he go lower ?" STRANGE Official Mistake IN GEOGBATHY. -To have placed Chelmsford in Africa. SAINTS IN thb Shires (A Lent meet with the Duke'is.")-" I we your sister is not hunting to- day." No, poor dear! Sbe had only the pony to ride, eo she has gone to ohuroh!" TAKING him AT his word.—Affable old gent (to well-known civil servant): Quite Christmas weather again, Mr. Paddle! Irish postman: Quite ao, Borr! quite so !-(improving the oo- caeioIl)- R'member the postman, sorrl (He'd brought it on himself, so he stumped up like a gentleman." VERY Different THINGS Sometimes.—Jus- tice's scales and Chief Justices! Episode IN High Lite (from our Jeamea's Sketch. bock).-The Lady Kerosine de Colza I cannot tell vou how pleased I am to meet you here. Dr. Blenkinsop, and especially to go down to dinner with you. Dr. Blenkinsop (an eminent physician, much pleased) You flatter me, I'm iure, Lady Kerosine! Lady Kerosine: Oh, no, it's eo nice to &it by somebody who can tell you what to eat, drink, and avoid, you know! "Shouther TO Shouthkb Obstinate jury" man (Licensed Victualler): What gia a vardiot aggen Mr. McLushy ? Not if aw ait here a' nioht I Aw'll see ye a' starved first! He's one 0' the finest gen'leman i' the Toon, an' cornea to ma villiard-table every nioht, and a' nioht's whilles! VERY Unsophisticated OLD LADY (seeing a dilapidated sandwichman bearing a placard, Irving as Hamlet.") Dear me! He's a very different looking pers )n rom what I had always imagined. The Khedive's Glee aa Bung by the heads of hia international administration). — Raw, -brothers, row!"

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