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CARDIFF BOARD OF GUARDIANS.

CARDIFF Ii ll,li;.M LIBRARY.…

SWANSEA HARBOUR TRUST.

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GOSSIP IN THE "WORLD."

REJOICINGS AT ST. FAGAN'S.

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CUTTJBGS FROM "FUN.".

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CUTTJBGS FROM "FUN." TL Pervice -Clergyman: I want a t\U of Crt. ia..Mow much is it f Shopman: Oue cccoatk n threepence, sir. Clergyman: Ob, fchilling At uy it 'at the stores for one shil't; v? but I can V Shopman: Very possibly, sir. I twoperoe. >, about five pounds for every sermon believe you 9;x I can buy a better one tfean any you preach, ana ny. of youra for ei pok atitig this and Bone tkat, Some may Bay fizv tern loaf go up, but in our which makes the quia > found that it is yeast owji experience we ttaVN rise. which causes the breads Stevedore: Have MORE THANAMATcs..man: Yes, but they you got a match. pir?' Gentk are all on strike, like yo*>attr. s Nobodt Good. It s an i jL wini> tha*~ Bi.e*. Uf?ht you were —Young lady Why, Willie, I thfc oh, yea. but going back to school? Willie: to have the ain't it prime Old Ferule's youtijgaiv masles, so I'm to stay at home. working Profeppor leone Levi's adtice td 'tbe fore his elseses in to practice thrifty habits; the!* \jre8" lecture at Blackburn on "The'Bate of IN I rate may be eaid to mean that they ah&uld at amif accept work. Bow muoh pleasanter a position ifeti tdait, merely to stand, for a constituency. THE ZULU War.—Distinguished advocate-a? the Zulus: Ain'tthey 'uman beingeh—eh? They may n't 'ave 'ad their intelleotsh exxhpanded, lira you and me-but they're Iuman beicgsh alt the, more.-[Left thinking it out ] Pow WILL "TICKET" Ma'am?—The Ehglish lady whoso prize in the Paris Lottery consisted of a dozen di?h covers, a fan, a petticoat, and fifty cigars, remarked that her winnings comprised a disbcovery a fantasy a petit-lot, and yet, after all, ended in smoke. BOT !-Shivertng Girl: How warm you both look. Gl»wirig Youth Ya-as, we oan't be cool- even to friends—when we're on the ice.'

PICKINGS FJttOM "PUNCH."

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