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ad5 anb X, aitrico. reu^e^en,a {iank fails, what would you call a sovereign Pay twenty shillings in the pound. e a good dinner are the only two things An c^ua^y change the character of a man. he is c i*?r w^o served four days on a jury says that ehoM^° ^aw that it is hard for him to keep from gating somebody. t'Gc i5 Sa^ ^hat mothers are grown so affec- previ"6' tllat they give theif ohildreD chloroform i A SH0 wl}'PPing them. YM ^air e^es are ^he m/frwrj to shave '•"am- n rfplie^ a bachelor, -jn rafting the above, I'How TaD s been shaved by them." ^'Shbour "I ^ou to-day eaid a gentleman to a §°0cl w"°se wiK wag ij'j Oh, I am suffering a "Were °m oadly diseased rib." 4tl' yOYl ever caught in a sudden squall ? asked >i yachtsman of a worthy citizen '• Well I guess tin .re,8P°nded the old man, I have helped to bring Wt babies." ^y's mamma, who is subject to bad headaches. W ty, Freddie, dear, what is the matter with you ? he aware you crying about ?" Freddy Oh, mamma, dot such a nawful headache in my stomach 1, turn °W'N"ER'S 'Qt?EST-"—n I"8*1 coroner's jury re- 'r0m a verdict that the deceased came to his death *rPi e?P°swre. What do you mean by that?" asked ho!P -IVe °f the dead man. "There are two bullet- '<l 8 j? his skull." "Just so," replied the coroner, e died from exposure to bullets." R gamin in the gallery of the Holyokc Opera House night nearly broke up the actors during *Hd fcing P3rt of the play. The stage was darkened, his i°ne the actors at someone's approach repeated the Ine: Hark What is that?" "Rats," shouted sHall boy, and the audience responded. rude boy rubbed his poor old father's false^ teeth (ro Phosphorus the other night, and set them in the VpQ window to scare the passers by. Two or three "trK D shrieked and fainted, one man threw his rella through the window, and next clay the inno- H), old man went around working his jaws and tk ltlg faces at himself, and saying that his mouth A"e like as if he had swallowed a box of matches." sw Scotch statute of 1228 read as follows: It is Mis and ordaint that during the reine of her maist UlaV)!t ^agestie, ilk forth year, known as leap year, ilk lib 11 ladye of bait high and low estate shall have to bespeak ye man she likee albyit, if he re- to take her to be wif, he shall be mulcted in the ane poundis i £ l) or less, as hts estait moie be, and awis if be can make it appear that he is .^°thed to one woman, and thes he shall be free. 5a^uabian village clergyman was exhorting a young '<6 who had come to ask him to put up the banns— thO, then, my dear young friends, you wish to enter w holy estate of matrimony. But have you thor- W y prepared yourselves for this important step you ^aoout to take?" "We have that," replied the ^s?l; we' ve stuck a pig and killed a doeen v'^ens, and-we've baked tarts and cakes enough to the tables bend with the weight. That otigttfe to iet.

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