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COMING TO TOWN, AND OPENING PARLIAMENT. The "Movement" has commenced, and the metropolis is once more becoming filled with fashion, pouring itself in through every -leading avenue. London is just on the eve of being alive again,- and Westminster is awaking like n giant refreshed. Hut to the cry that everybody is coming to town," succeeds an other, that his Majesty is itat," and that Parliament is con- sequently to be opened by commission. Various speculations are afloat in political circles as to the opinions, influences, or IS circumstances, that have operated to produce this sudden cn&nge of the Royal mind but the best explanation of the an- nouncement of his Majesty's resolution not to come to town just now, is, that the return to St. James's at this juncture was never meditated at all, and consequently that the King had no intention of opening Parliament in person. Lords and Commons, however, will assemble and Debate will once more regain the use of its thousand tongues. The projected novelty, the talking-machine," has not yet been in- troduced, and the discus-ion must therefore be carried on upon tiie old principle—interrupted perhaps, just at this season, by an unavoidable increase of coughing." The longer we live the more we are convinced that nothing lengthens a speech so much as an attempt on the part of the audience to shorten it. Hear a man to the end, and it arrives sooner than you expect; mterrnpt him, and it extends into a resemblance of the Irish- man s rope, of which somebody had cut off the other end." W e recollect how an illustrious wit, now no more, described his mode of managing Coleridge, whenever the poet (as was his wont) launched out into a two-hour discourse upon me- taphysics. I never interrupt him," said always sit quiet until he tires himself, and then you take the sling out of him, and he's quite manageable." This should become a Par- liamentary principle. Men in these days will say their say and attempts to put them off with a half speech only urge them to perpetrate a double oration. An excellent hint, worthy alike of speakers and interrupters, is afforded in a case which came the other day under the notice of the Police Correction- elle in Paris. An oratieal witness would wander from the point into ancient history. The President, interrupting him, said*) Never mind ancient history." V ery well,' replied the witness, "just as you please. To proceed. The notion has often crossed my mind, &c,anrl then he coolly proceeded to thread his way through the dark tracks of ancient history, and to talk himself without metcy. To the point, to the point, sir." Very well," replied the witness, "just as you please. As I was saying," and so on. Ilis speech he would make, and the interruptions lengthened it. On he went, until he came to a triumphant point-" at all events my conscience does not re- proach me." Here, perhaps, he would have finally stopped, as at the climax of clap trap—but here the President again spoke, and the following ensued. President—Why should it? On the contrary, much praise is due to vou. W itness—That is just what I said to myself: nothing ought to hinder an honest man from obeying the cry of conscience. President—Well! well! you have disclosed all you know— sit down. Witness—And to allow any personal motives to hinder me from acting would be to incur general disapprobation, for- President—Enough, sir; sit down. Witness (continuing)—For the social wants require one to—• I President-git down. Witness-Afford mutual help, which President—Will you sit down ? Witness—Alone can be of real protection to citizens- President-Officer, make the witness resume his seat. Witness (speaking as he is led away by the officer )-Against the spoffations of the noctural robbers Ot eer (forcing the witness to his seat)—Come, eome, we have had quite enough. PaSs""588 minUte or two afterwards)—'Who infest terruDtionCethft-W^5 fCOn>ete~"t'le sPealter was satisfied. In- the renort'nf ,.aPPcaml to succeed, had but prolonged amnle of wh t'S 0 10n > ai*d he himself had furnished an ex- Perseverance! be Called the p0etry and PhilosoPhy of

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MADAME DEKAXMTENON.

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ORANGE MEETING IN DUBLIN.

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