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att6 anh Cannes j S?i°BuU "This » the seventh night you've come fc. morning. The next toime you go out, Mr A H,s'ay *t home and open the door for yerself. jjfly j Downfall.—The late Sir Oscar Clayton in !^ies Ts rather bored his friends with his French little riddles and jokes and I rocollect (says f7 Albert Smith snubbing him sharply when %t' the midst °f a conversation with Oh, I say, hji. • Why did Joseph's brethren throw him into the %VPHy, saying, Oh, I don't know. Because he ^he "adly in the boxes, I should think." SrPHs»°u-ner day a Harlem man thought he would J., bis wife by cutting off his beard. So, delighted "is *if6 he came home that night clean shaven. t 0 herself opened the door, and at once threw her ^olen^Qd his neck and began to kiss and hug him j^Ped ^ou '*ke the change, do you, my dear he lv«TnfS fioon as be could catch his breath. "Oh, Mv'f^eorfre! 18 y,u ns'" ea'^ fc^e officiating clergyman at the j £ e °f two coloured persons at Cincinnati, "My W I' it RTn a serious thmg to get married, 'specially bjuK Parties is orphans an' haint got no parent to /'Bail-0ti' &a am c'e Present case. "he o«?'" S8'^ an Arkansas judge one day last week foth cer 'n c^arKe ^e j'lry> y°u inform the jv. there will be a horse race at "three o'clock ?" had been out for forty-eight hours, but in thirty minutes they came into court with a j&S.-n e way that Clara flirts i« perfec lv shame- l-niu't be too hard on her, dear..Kemeinber > ^Ur°riWert'uucri •>Uline' irself'" <*asaway I .«>)! you, doctor, that lam sick, and that all I neea is rest, and you never even l »oked tongue. Doctor "I know that it needs a i.^lfut having looked at it. rer' discoursing on thesunjecv health, inquire* Uf,e can a man make of his time while waiting for Sti Before he could begin his answer to his own W ry> someone in the audience called out, He can kVttt 8 wilL" WU examination in America, a pompous magis- t a class of little boys whey they should celebrate re, Rton's birthday more than his. Whereupon, to ^v^Usement of all, one little fellow shouted, Because k^e.r told a lie sir." tL ysician (to his patient, a hurried buisness-man on V of bankruptcy) And, above all, preserve en- °4tj 6(toa,nimity of mind, have no cara, no trouble. "Thanks, doctor, for your prescription. By the b ""here can I have it made up ?" V You plead in vain. I've sworn that I wouldn't "l«the beBt man living. He Well, that just shuts can't measure a girl's love by her sighs. No, nor *< £ 2 either- Wchideus,—Q Is Ch—b—n a Conservative or a A Well perhaps a kind of conservatory. V W Shaver.—Captain Cutchin of the Coklcream ^(guards).

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