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Jfatts ani) pannes. Well watched—A jeweller's window. Said a Scotch woman to physician who was pouring tnit ten drops of medicine for a child Dir-L-na be so meaas. it; its for a puir fatherless bairsi." She (emphatically) "I will never marry you. Do I Inake myself plain ?' He (cruelly) "Quite unnecessary. 'Nature has done that." Old lady (in drug store, to small boy) z "What aan I to take this medicine in, sonny?' Sonny Takecit in Your mouth, mum 'tain't to be rubbed on." An article re printed on How to Treat Your Wife." One good way would be to treat her as well as ycu did before you married her, but few Wiarried men do that. Mistrees to servant": Did you tell those ladiet at the door that I was not at home 7" Servant: I Yis, mum," Mistress: "What did they say?" Servant: How fortinit." "Heronse" is perhaps as peculiar a *word as any in our language. The first two letters in it are male., the first three female, the lirst four a brave ir-an, and the whole a brave wwman. He prwpesed ffn the "way home from church with a Buffalo girl one^Bunday evening. "She was too young too marry, and did not want him anyhow. But she said yes" with the stipulation that he should get her father's consent. The young man was hap; >v until 11.. discovered the next day that his adored one's Vather had been dead several years. He has removivttc anciher city. A LAWYER'F; PRAYER.-—A capital story is being told ITS the oourt about those two rc £ esbstical lawyera, Mr Jeune, Q.C., and Sir Walter I'hilKmore, Q.C. They appeared recently 'before tire Archbishop's Court on behalf of the Bishop of Li ncoln to question the jurisdiction of the Court in bisoase. Ttr Archbishop in full Testmente entered the court, and, raising his hands, said, Let us pray.)' Mr Jeune, as became the Ion of a bishop, at once knelt, but Sir Walter, realising that he Was there to take objection to the Court, remained standing. When the Court was up, Sir Walter upbraided his colleague for his illegt.1 praymg. "My dear Phillimore," repliedSklr Jeune, "I was praying without prejudice:"

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