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UP AND DOWN THE COAST. MAGISTERIAL AND CONVIVIAL. I have often said, when discussing a question like the recent extension of time granted by two magistrates on licensed premises, that all depends on the way you look at it. Take the way some public men address each other. The you are another style, mixed freely with English classics. When Mrs. Sandysayer and Mrs. Apethotape meet you may take it for granted there will be a large expenditure of h's. They are good, motherly souls enough, and as true as steel to their families, but they were not able to obtain for themselves the education they gives to their dortors-or gels, as they sometimes call them. The consequence is that they talk of "'igh hart, moosic, and the hacting of the drammar." This is bad enough, but how much worse to hear the husbands of these ladies in the local Parliament proving their breed and training by vulgar expressions and Jrude abuse. No wonder such gentlemen feel that they ought to have a newspaper oiL their own! They ought to have a language of their own, also. What I say is, that your opinion of this kind of public men depends upon the way you look at jpublic life. One who looks at it as an important trust affecting the comfort and morals of the people is apt to grieve over vulgar displays of selfish ignorance which only afford amusement to him who sees in public life nothing more than an opportunity of advancing privatelinterests at the expense of the public. The unthinking public are always ready to enjoy personalities, and the more unseemly the display the greater the amusement. It may be very amusing to see those who have charge of your health, life, and prosperity playing the fool, but I do not see where the fun comes in. This is just the point with magistrates. Everything de- pends upon how you look at them. It is right they should gnjoy themselves. There is sorrow enough in this world that cannot be avoided without throwing away enjoyment that ha3 been fairly earned. I would not abolish laughter, nor would I stint cakes and ale," but pleasure is one thing, and maintaining the dignity of high office is another, and sometimes very different thing. If magistrates persist in acts of doubtful wisdom they will have only themselves to blame for the introduction of stipendiaries. If public Lfe were less mixed with low aims and motives, some, at any rate, of the incidents that happen near my bit of a place on the Coast would be impossible. It is to be hoped the ratepayers will see to it. It is high time. SHALL THEY PASS OVER f The question is, Shall they pass over ? It seems not. That is not without paying the full fare. All up and down the Coast a week or two ago, something like the following conversation transpired :— Passenger—Preacher's ticket for Brynllyn. Clerk-The issue of preachers' tickets has been stopped. You cannot go now at half price. Preacher—Stopped ? Clerk—Yes. Preacher—How is that ? Clerk—That is our order, and I have nothing else to go by. Preacher-Stopped altogether ? Clerk—Yes, altogether. Preacher—What is the fare now ? h Clerk-Same as it was before, only you will have to take another ticket coming back. (He slowly potters out the money and moves on.) Second Preacher-Preacher's ticket for Craigwen. Clerk-The issue of those tickets, has been stopped. You will have to pay the ordinary fare now. Second Preacher (in a warning tone of voice)—Young man, you should not indulge in jokes so near the Sabbath. Clerk- I was not indulging in jokes at all. Second Preacher—Then give me a ticket, You know me well enough. Clerk—Yes, I know you, but I tell you the issue of preachers' tickets has been stopped. Second Preacher (more solemnly)—I do not believe you. It is impossible. Where are your orders ? Clerk—Here is the circular (showing him one). Second Preacher—I believe it is some trick, and you had better give me the ticket as usual, or I will write to the manager. Clerk-I can't do it, and you must either take a regular ticket or move on. Second Preacher (in a passion)—It's a shame, great shame. I never heard of such a thing. Stop our tickets We will see about this. It is monstrous. (Takes his ticket and moves on, shaking his head most threateningly.) Third Preacher—Preacher's ticket to Maesddu. Clerk-The preachers' tickets have been stopped. Third Preacher—Oh They have, have they ? Ah When? Clerk—To-day. x Third Preacher (after a long pause)—Well, I must go this time, but other arrangements will have to be made. The remuneration will not allow of two fares. (He takes a ticket and moves on.) Fourth Preacher—Preacher s ticket to Iristpwynt. Clerk-Those tickets have been discontinued. Fourth Preacher-Why? Clerk-Can't say, I am sure. Fourth Preacher—Why were they ever granted ? Clerk-Can't say, but I once heard a preacher say that the reason was because they were returned empty." Fourth Preacher (almost with tears in his eyes)—Young man, avoid jokes. I once knew a young man who made jokes about godly people, and he was run over by a train and killed. „ Clerk—That was no joke. You may say that young man was "trained" in the way he should go. Other preachers came up, but they were informed of the fate that awaited them, and so took their tickets in sullen silence. When they had all got seated in one of those airy carriages which are open from end to end, and which might so easily be disguised by being cleaned, they talked about the injustice (they called it injustice) which had been done. They said it was shabby of the Company, and that it would rob a lot of poor congregations of preachers. One preacher said he was afraid the privilege had been abused a good deal. Another could not imagine how; but a third explained. There was no reason in these preachers' tickets, which were a heavy tax upon a poor line, and will make no differ- ence to the congregations. It is a bad thing to see religion always going a-begging, and under obligations of this and similar kinds. Tbe preachers themselves, when they "et used to paying, will like the change. What a grand thing it would be if the extra sum obtained was spent jn cleaning the carriages and putting a atop to draughts and indiscriminate spitting. With the traffic returns falling off through bad trade, it is impossible to carry even ministers at half-price. ABERYSTWYTH TREES Living trees are being put down in place of the dead ones at last. Good. EAGER, BUT MISTAKEN. The other day, perhaps it was Sunday, not far from my bit of a place on the Coast, there was a placard on which at a distance could be seen the words ELECTION OF TOWN [COUNCILLOR in large letters. This line, coupled with a certain fact, not exactly a secret, sent, let us suppose, one who read it in great haste to find nomi- nators. He found everybody so indifferent and ignorant of the impending election that at last he began to suspect that for once he must have made a mistake. Still this was hardly possible. The words he saw were too plain for that. He pondered the matter over, and could, so to speak, neither make moss nor sand of it, as they say in some parts of the country. To put his mind at rest he went and took another and closer look at the placard, and then, sad fact, he discovered that the large words ELEC- TION OF TOWN COUNCILLOR had been crossed out with a pen, and the words auditors and assessors" inserted with a pen. The cancelling lines and the substi- tuted words were so faint that the reader of the placard mi"ht well be excused for his mistake. It gave him a very serious turn, and all due to that economy which To £ n Councillors in their addresses are always going to promote. November is not so far off, and the town will not be utterly lost by that time. ILeep a good heart. The Coast. PERRY WINKLE.

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