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UP AND DOWN THE COAST. ) THE SMALL FRY. Some of my weekly and weakly imitators are in a bad way. Poor things; or, as the swells say, Pore cwcechors I" THE ABERYSTWYTH MARE'S NEST. I have been informed that the mare's nest discovered at the Aberystwyth Workhouse has changed into a cap. Need I say what sort of a cap? DOLGELLEY LOGS. As soon as the Dolgelley Dogs heard of the Budget pro- posals they decided to become Liberal. One old cur said that the extra half-crown would, he feared, have an effect on their lives. Another old hound said, Yes, he was afraid it would cur-tail them. The loungers on the bridge also took up the discussion- but were chiefly interested in the fourpence added to to- bacco. "Well,' said one resigned and thirsty-looking per- sonage, "There is this satisfaction in the proposal-it will all end in smoke." THE NATIONAL SPIRIT. The patriots of Wales have unanimously decided against Scotch firs and Scotch whisky. We are in future to bear the (h)ills we have. As if the hills were not bare enough already. As for the whisky—we must take to Irish, which ia not, after all, a bad substitute. PLEASE THE PIGS. Sick pigs should never be cured. Ahem A CONUNDRUM. Why is Welsh poetry unlike a Bishop ?-Because it won't bear translation. A DEFECT. The great defect of Welsh eminent men is that there foo many of them. APPROPRIATE. The right thing to do when you go to a refreshment- room is to ask for a parson's glass of beer. The price is twopence the quantity immaterial. BAD FOR HIM. A man who took shares in a sham mining company, and of course lost his money, on being asked how he happened to be such a fool, said he was le(a)d into it. He has since found his level. NOT LIKELY. A correspondent winti to know, anent the boatrace, whether the Cam-bridge is built over the Ox-ford. UNACCOUNTABLE. How it happens that nobody has been killed whilst crossing the line near Machynlleth. There have been scores of "Providential" escapes. A WELSHMAN WHO WORKS IN WALES. The Times announces that the Archbishop of Canter- bury has conferred the degree of Bachelor in Divinity on the "Rev. David Howell, vicar of Wrexham, North Wales, for his services in the promotion of Welsh literature, and the intellectual culture of the people of Wales." This is an honourable exception to the rule in Wales of obtaining honorary degrees from Philadelphia, a place noted for its laweri as well as for its doctors." A CONVERSATION. Magistrate (to boy charged with stealing a jacket from a hedge)—These thefts must be put an end to. You tramps go through the country frightening people, and stealing whatever you can lay your hands on. You are committed to gaol for three months with hard labour. Second Magistrate (in severe tones, to boy, who does not seem to have fully apprehended the words of the first speaker)—From your appearance I am afraid you are a confirmed thief. You went and asked the prosecutor for bread and cheese. You were not satisfied with bread alone, but you asked for bread and cheese. An Official-Yes, your worship, and he was wearing the jacket when he was apprehended. On being charged with the theft he said he was nearly dead with cold and hunger, and a man gave it to him. Magistrate-Ah, he did, did he. A very nice story. Official—Yes, your worship. And he cried. (Laughter among the spectators.) Magistrate—The theft was committed on Christmas Day, I believe. Official-Yes, your worship. When we got the prisoner to the lock-up he said he hadn't a friend in the world wot he know'd of, and didn't belong to nowhere p'tickler." (More laughter from the spectators.) Magistrate (shaking hi3 head)—I thought so. This is a clear case. If anything the sentence is too lenient. Next ca.se. I watched the culprit, a youth between fifteen and six- teen years of age. His clothes were thin and ragged. Hi, face, far from ill-favoured, was dirty, and his shaggy,hair was'matted, and hung in rat's tails about a weather- browned neck. He turned a pair of large dark eyes beseechingly from one unsympathetic face to another. He had not the appearance so much of shame as of weariness and weakness. His captors and judges were at home, and accustomed to the surroundings, but he was strange, bewildered, and expectant. I thought, as I watched him there, that if the magistrates suddenly began to fade away on the Bench, and the police vanished in their uniforms, and the spectators disappeared like the sound of their own mis-timed laughter, the lad in the dock would not wit- ness the miracle with surprise. I watched that prisoner and heard the words of the magistrates and witnesses as one might watch and listen in a dream. I was glad that Are ahvayi so jure they have caught the right man, and that they did not seem to be troubled by the hunted gaze of a lad who "didn't belong to nowhere in p;trtiklar. Suppose the prisoner was speaking the truth when he said that a man gave him the jacket, and then suppose that lad was yours or mine. When the sun shines upon our forgotten grave, it may be that one of our flesh a-id blood, rendered vulgar by want and neglect, may need a word of help, may look round a lot of hard men for charitable judgment. They took him away, and he went to his punishmeut, deserved or undeserved. His face is still in my mind's eye, and I cannot help thinking that perhaps the lad that hadn't a friend in the world told the truth to his unbelieving judges, and was sent wrong- fully to prison, Poor fellow, innocent or guilty, where is he now? PERRY WINKLE. The Coast.

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