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FACTS AND^ANCIES___

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FACTS AND^ANCIES_ "n^o^KoTnfor a^dirn^bee and are brought down at the first Bhot mind not to be waspish. —Punch. Inhabited House Duty-The Servants'. And I wish they d <ja ;t Yours, Paterfamilias.—Punch.. An Irish paper savs that trying to get up business without adverSnVis like winking at a pretty girl through green goggles! you may know what you are doing, but nobody d A couple of old topers got into a quarrel, and for some time hurled a great.deal of unrefined language at each other, When one] of them determining to extinguish the other exclaimed," Go-I have no more to say! I scorn you as I d°lt faum^rtood that, should the sanction of Parliament it is unac aterial proposal of adding the new and 'trsi the porpo" new title for consulti either the Qjibbeway In- may accept witbou °tleman who has fooled not SSfc r/ufy- "*•»betterdesis- ""P'R" IS"L' 'P'ARI-I VUEKT. -1 n order to the mere effec. ceedings, s"| p ra-lway chairraan or director, shall by accepting jn;rlo. i;ke the receiver of a ministerial ap- tLe facto so ^at aDd, ere he is permitted to re- pointment, vacate his seat,^ re.election>Pwnc^ aT HE il),QN'lTY.ook (at the Registry-office), 'Avin' if the party moves in goo presented at Court, if that will suit you C,,),)Ic (c,)ndescendingly): "Thanks. Then I think ALFHO^Br—The French are always very J ln Kntlish terms and words. Some time ago Le SWoinchattin" about the English Parliament, described »whips'' ae young members of Parliament who pass thSr livesin tilburrees, thrashing their horses and dny.ng T /f!. Vl,iM restaurants, drawing-room?, and other places in search of the lazy and undutiful members of their Dartv." A favourite quotation of this same journal L-TiS is money," while young ladies are knowingly termed la icnnesmccs, and swells are put down with much tiTumLuc.vgenthmea da huh hte.-Fromthe Loudon and Provincial Illustrated Newspaper. An American ladv correspoadent writes We have all sot neuralgia in our shoulders (mm wearing spring clothes, fnd many new dresses are supplemented across the backs and many n fc t a vest front a mustard by porous plaster, anam.x Y()anrr ladies aiternate poultice is y )r™tr,ret we.'sr and a flannel rag for the the ears with much effect house. Dum -b little roast onion is the abroad, but a piece^o^^ ~-peAV\ powder is applied to the Moulders f "full but camphorated oil and hartshorn liniment ar considered very pretty a so by the sufferers I liniment an w..h coloureci clockings, are the things for low-slashed shoes, but pails of hot mustard-water and warm bricks are also much worn on the feet. It hi terrible this spelling mania (confe3ses an American contemporary)- You are stopped upon the street and invited to sp^T' p^Ular,' pedlar,' 'pedler,' or some other word Your w'fe wakes you up in the middle of the night to spe •' your children hasten to ask you to spell corvmband devote all their spare time to the dictionary; your ekfe'st b>y come, home late at night in weeping; m_ood and explains his sorrow thus— I went to see Mary ms sweetheart—' this evening; she met me at the door with 'Spell ervsipclav, Tom I spelt it with two i's and no y and she sa 1, Sir. our engagement is at an end I canuo We a bad speller a>,v m-re.' li r father, on being appealed Cays GiU Tom o*e more tr, .1. Spell consanguineous," sir.' 13pelied it with four u's an-1, two i's, and he bade me leave the house and never ho,e to be his son MAC-VULVY and TRE Barker. -He dressed badly, but not cheaply llis clothes, though ill put on, were good and his wardrobe was also enormously overstocked Lat« in life he indulged himself in an apparently inexhaustible sue cession of handsome embroidered waistcoats which he used to regard with much complacency. He wasunhan^ to a degree quite unexampled in the experience of all who kilew him When in the open air he wore perfectly new dark fcid gloves into the fingers of which he never succeeded in in- serting his own more than half way. Aiter he had sailed for India there were found in his chambers between fifty and sixty strops, hacked into stripsand splinters, and razors without beginning or end. About the same period he hurt his hand, and was reduced to send for a barber. After the operation, he asked what was to pay. ah, sir, said the man, whatever you usually give the person who shaves you." In that case," said Macaulay, I should give you a great f^sh on each cheek." During an epoch when, at our Drincipd seats of education, athletic pursuits are re- garded as a leading object of existence r.therthan as a means of health and recreation, it requires some boldness to confess that Macaulay was utterly destitute of bodily ac. complishments, and that he viewed his deficiencies with **Preme indifference. Ho could neither swim, nor row, n»r drive, nor skate, nor shoot. He seldom crossed a saddle, and never willingly. When in attendance at Windsor as a Cabinet Minister, he was informed that a horse was at his disposal. If her Majesty wishes to see me ride," he said, she must order out an elephant."—TrevelyotnJs Life of Macaulay.

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