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I-FACTS AND FANCIES

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I FACTS AND FANCIES Taken at the Flood Severe cold a—Judy. Dear Friends—England and Egypt are now shares-amis. Germans should be the heaviest fellows in the world, for they are all Teu-ton men.—Judy. A New Reading of Mr Irving's in Macbeth: lhrow physique to the dogs." Mrs Gamp concludes that the Government has solved the great drainage ditliculty, now it has invested so largely in the Sewidge Canal.-punch. A plaintiff, in a case in the Lord Mayor s Court the other day, described himsalf as "the inventor of white hair." Mr I Punch having always entertained the idea that an old gentleman named Time had something to do with the in- vention, begs to draw attention to what looks very like an infringement of patent.— Late again. Whiffles," cried the stern employer- "Yes, I iir certainly, sir," pleaded the timid Whiffles. "But ex- etisable, sir—p'raps, sir-under circumstances, sir. You see, sir we'have been expecting a little domestic event these las'f- ten davs sir, and at half-past seven this morning, you see sir, Mrs Whiffles, sir-she-" "Urn Well, don't I let it occur again." And they call this a free country.— Fun. MOSES MODEBNISED. A Historical Parallel (with a difference). To get out of Egyptian bonds as we know, Moses led to the Red Sea his clients Judaic Now, into these same bonds Britannia must go, To reach the same sea with a guide as Mosaic. -Punch. A writer in this month's Macmillan gives some amusing actual and veritable scholastic experiences." The follow- ing are some of the answers which he gives, first of all by the" CarelESs" scholars What is meant by milch kine is asked. One of the Careless promptly answers, 1* Male c ows. Q. Who was Herod's son ? A. Herodotus." Q. D.?rive an English word from Xecto, I bind. A. Neck-tie." Q." A word derived from halleloin." A. "Neck-tie." Q: A worl derived from halleloin." A. Alleluia. t v- •>» Q. We do not speak of Enoch a ascension, but of his A Transportation." Q. What was the o .mparativo duration of the kingdoms of Judali and Israel ? (j A. "Their comparative duration was long," Q. What were the three principal Jewish feasts?" A. Purim, Urim, aud Thummim." Q. •« What was tho eastern boundary of Samaria A. The Jordan. Q. "And the western? A. The other side of .Tordan." Q. For what god was St. Paul taken at Lystra ? A. "Venue." Q. "What fruit did Aaron's rod bear ? A. "A kind of plum. Q. What Italian poet did Surrey imitate Ans. 1. Plutarch," leading to Ans. 2, "Pluto." And next bv the "Conceited Tgnorant" Q. "What were the censes of the great Rebellion ?" I A The canses f the reat Rebellion were—the excommuni- cation of England by the Pops, the pulling down of churches by the Commonwealth, and then the kingdom rang with the cry Xo Poperv.' U What do you know of Milton as an author f A. Milton's pen laboured in the reifrn of Charles, and he I Wrote iAise Lo-t im<\ Paridise Found." Q. Define Dcmocracy" A. G vernment by dukes and deacons.' Q. "Whit was the end of Tiberius Gracchiis?" A. He was dragged out of the Semite House by a beagle and hinrdered. „ I Q, :-itate you know about Mithriuates. A. Mithridates was clever and used to write pcems, somo of Which are very beautiful. if n-ive ftn account of Croniw6U^ contmcnt&i. policy. A. "Cromwell was a kind father and husband, and had nine chÜdren." Q. %< What was the origin of the Church of England ? A. "Sir Uartin Luther introduced Chtistiamfcy into and.

THE LAST OF THE STUARTS.

( SCENE AT BANGOR PETTY SESSIONS.

c— 'MR. E. EYTON, M.P., THREATENED…

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December 15, 1875.

SAD CASE OF DEATH BY DROWNING.

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CKAHiriES OF MONTGOI.IEiiYSHIEE.

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