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QUIPS AND CRANKS. A distinguished French novelist was complimented by his friend on his young looks, and he was asked how it was. He replied that he gave a great deal of time to them." By way of a hint for women voters," a story about two American young ladies is given. Driving in a buggy, on a plank toad, thev wcie stopped by a turnpike man, and a9^ea for the toll. "How much is it?" demanded one of the misses. For a man and a horse," replied the gatekeeper, "the charge is fiftv c.-nts." Well, then," retorted the un- daunted maiden, .i git out of th way, for we're two gals and a m: r!. Git uf, J, iiiiy." And away they went, leaving the tax collector in mute astonishment. From tun. NOSE-SUCH THING!-The papers, recording a case in which a ruffian attacked a young collier, named Phillips, and bit his nose off, head it cannibalism extraordinary." We like that! li Can-nibble-ism," indeed we should say he did bite. „ Mr Massey, at Tiverton, calleds "LondonCorrespondent who had libelled him in a local paper a "liar." He might have been satisfied with cailiog him a—"London Corre- spondent." It would have sounded better, too! INCORRIGIBLE.—The Meenisttr, who comes across Donald beating his better half: flecli me, Dunald and what's this yeVe up tae ? Hoot, toot, mun Dinna ye ken that Wummun is the weaker vessel ?" Donald: Then mair's the need o' givin' her a guid hoopin PRESSURE OF CIRCUMSTANCES. There are constant advertisements of an invention for fixing teeth by atmospheric pressure. If the price of meat does not come down this winter we fear the patent will be seriously infringed upon by unfortunate people who are compelled to live on air. WHO DOZEN'T AGREE WITH Us?—A journal of fashion contained in a recent number an illustration of a French Merino Frock" designed for a girl of twelve." A girl of twelve!—where is the head of a family who, with a dozen hungry mouths to feed-and legs of mutton at a shilling a pound can afford to give one of twelve girls a new dress?

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