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Bill Banter's Budget.

.DESTITUTE GBEBX GIPSIES.

THE KAISEB AND HIS PBJLSAtTTS.

MANCHESTER POLICE SCANDALS-

-Turf Talk.1

DEATH OF THE VICAR OF tLAN-DINGAT.

Outrages in Trains.I

Taff Vale Railway.

NELSON'S FLAGSHIP

TO-MORROWS PULPITS.

BA RNAT(PS COITFMSION.

Rhodesians and., Kaffirs.

Miller's Victims.

CABBY AS COUNSEL.

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CABBY AS COUNSEL. AMUSING SCENE IN A COUNTY- COURT. Oil Friday some amusing scenes occurred at the Brompton County-court, when a cabby was sued by a cyclist for JB12, damage to his machine, caused through alleged negligent driving. The plaintiff was represented by Dr. Coney, counsel, but the cabby conducted his own de. fence, and was accommodated in the counsel's benches. In cross-examination, after failing, to get an admission from a witness, cabby said, "Well, I'm not used to this business." (Laughter.) The Judge: You are getting on remarkably well. (Laughter.) Cabby: Thanks. (Laughter.) (To witness under examination): Were you by the hoard- ing? Witness (a smartly dressed voung fellow): What do you mean by hoarding? (Laughter.) Cabby: Don't know what a hoarding i3? Well I never! (Laughter.) Witness: It's a building, I think. (Laughter.) Cabbv If you don't know .what a hoarding is you evidently don't know what a cycle is. (Laughter.) This is an untrustworthy witness. The policeman who witnessed the accident was also called. Cabby: If I had pulled my left rein as sug- gested. shouldn't I have* gone right bang into the nublic-house (Laughter.) Witness: Well. hardlv right in. (Laughter.) Dr. Conev here made an interruption. Cabby: 'Alf mft'. It's my turn, mister. (Loud laughter.) After calling evidence the cabby proceeded to address the jury. much to the amusement of the barristers in court. TTe insisted on making his point clear, that the cyclist "whipped himself right round infront (if, the 'orse's .'ead." (Laughter.) He was never more surprised in his life to sae him come up like that. (Laughter.) Dr. Coney having given his address, defen- dant arot up and said he should like to have another turn. (Much laughter.) The Judsre (amused) said that was irregular. The Cabbv: Oh, all right then. (Laughter.) Eventually the jury awarded plaintiff B5.

SARDONIC HUMOUR.

THEATRE SOLD BY AUCTION.

LADY ABERDARE'S WILL.'j

BLAINA WORKMEN AND THEI OUTPUT…

THE ASSAULT ON A WELSH-LADY…

ENGLAND AND KASSALA.I

Chimneys Abound.

INDIAN FAMINE.

CARDIFF MUSEUM.

THE JUBILEE PEERS.I

NSPECTION OF THE ROYAL MON-…

THE MISSING M.P.II

FOOTBALL.

IMilk and Matrimony.

THE DEATH SENTENCE

FINANCING A DANCER.

MRS. MACLEAN'S DEATH.

KLONDIKE GOLD FEVER.

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