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C. ROWLAND.

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Where strcmg men have will*, weak om ilia. gddies. A nan seldom begiot to shew his temper hH is fan" it. The rising generation OWN much to the iawNl 0 the alarum clock. Bachelor! may lead blissful Sm, out yon om& _tI a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake la the most usqmifr- ffcle of all employments. Herve is required to manage a lim, aafl tip feaoacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money spent mk ttlf 8ad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the JolUest Mm jw know of P Ethel: Myself, if he's aioa. Sven when a woman is worried to deatfe Shi Coeen't forget to see that her hat is on sUvAgft Difctysmith: "I am offered £100 for my laftd nmtimental song." Grimshaw: "Hush-money f "ftome wasn't built in a day, you know." -0Ir1 it was put up under a Government contract, WW ttf What everybody is willing to do is to arbitrate with a man to get away from him something Hut Is his. It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank «l Success, out one has to be properly identiiei Is get ther cashed. Keep troubies to yourself; wfeou you till ym are taking up tfase «t the mt via M waiting to tell his. English Tourist: "I understaad you Americas* fleet ail your rulers by ballot P Citicen: "Yes all except our wives." Mies Huggins; Mt father is very good at read* lag faces. Mr. Kissam: "Then I had better not ^ntnt any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of aeunmuD JOuJcd you properly estimate a in arc's devotisa Is you P Miss Lowe The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, J-er- the (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. MammajsdearP Mow Wouldn't you like to joip Ob> sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am I the only girl in the whole wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but yeo are the only gir' I know who could afford to mam ae." I He: "Then 1 may live upon hope until next 8aa Aay evening ? 3he "Oh, poor fellow, is it as W u that P Here, I'll lend you enough to buy a ,O,eal." Two Opinions.—She: "No matter bow smart a man ie he is sure to meet somp other man who is smarter." He: T" and about 10. 0013 woluom vW ItimV thov *r* Printed by C T. Lowe at Vaughan's Printing Works, I, Salubrious Place, Swansea, in the County of Glamorgan.