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Where 4trcng men ha". wills, wtak aum Ml. OUL-es. A man seldom tsegins to chew his temper matfi he bw it. The rising generation owes much to the iaraM H toa alarum clock. Bachelors mar lead blissful lives, out you «■* a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake to the most unprow tfeie of all employments. Metre is required to manage a Km, lid clip. •saaacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money speat OB CRad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May:" Next to a man, what's the JoIUssft tUw feu know of P Ethel: Myself, if he'# nicO SSves when a woman is worried to death dia feeen't forget to see that her hat is on straight. Dittysmitli: "I am offered jElOO for my Iale4 WBtimental song." Grimshaw:" Hush-money P" 44"Some wasn't, built in a day, you know." "Oh! ffc was putt up under a Government contract, was fcf What everybody is willing to do is to arbitrate with a man to get away from him something IW Is his. It's easy enough to write cheques on the Baafc et Success, but one has to be properly identified to get the.. cashed. Kwp, Wr fcroubi.es to yourself; when you left them ym are taking up th time of the man wig ts wu to tell his. Eiigitah Tourist: "I understand you Ameriew Sleet a«i your rulers by baJlot P Citizen: "Yes all except our wives." Miss Huggius: My father is very good at read* teg faces. Mr. Kissam: "Then I had better not flrint any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of measiafoneM) SouW you properly estimate a marc's devotiea Is you?" Miss Lowe "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, J-er--btar. She (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. Mammasdear? Now. wouldn't you like to joir 0, sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am I the only girl in the whole wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but yew are the only girl I know who could afford to maipl yme." tle "Then 1 may live upon hope until next Sun 43) evening F 3he. Oh, poor fellow, is it as baA u that P Here,rn lend you enough to buy a veal. Two pftioioHa.—She: "No matter how smart a inan iei he is sure feo meet some other man who 18 smarter." He: VV>« •, and about 10-000 wom»n whs Uliinlr thOTltr*' Printed by C T. Lewi; at Vaughan's Printing Works, J, Salubrious Place, Swansea, in the County of Glamorgan.