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Jibm itro&g nn bin wBIa, wok OM A Midoat tsegine to Shew Ms %tmpm «MI it ftps it. The rising generation ewes araeh to tha imM tile alarum clock. Baohelors may lead blissful Uvea. HI jm Wtk* a spinster believe It. Labouring under a mistake II the m«at MpNflfc tfcle of all employments. Herve is requiied to manage a Baa, aai fcaaacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money Ipeat «* ttf Mad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the follfeal thhH fau know of P" Ethel: "Myself, If Wu me. Stven when a woman is wonted to Mft As lessn't forget to see that her hat is on ob*W Dlttysmith: "I am offered &100 for my t«tt< ttntimentaleong." Grimshaws "Hush-money tm "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." "Ofcl ft was put up under a GorenuaeiU contract* WIll lkplo What everybody is willing to do is to arbitoafel with a man to get away from him something WH? II Ida. It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bttk d Buceess, bat one has to be properly itatiM la jet them cashed. Keepfaur troubles to yourself; when ym 141 feem ym am taking up t £ e tfxhe of Am mi «fca M waiting to tell his. Kngliah TowMk: M1 understand yeu luultHT •est aR your rulers by ballot t Citian t "TSi all exoept our wives." Miss Huggins:' My father is very not aft «aai» S faces. Mr. Kissam: "Then I bad better Ml nt any kisses here." Mr. Rlbom: "By what unit of measuMMMI souVI you properly estimate a man's dawttM to you P Miss Lowe: The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, r. the (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. Mammasdear t Mi, wouldn't you like to joip out sewing alan pit The Heiress: "Am I the, only girl in the whale wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but ftm are the only gir' I know who could afford to maafi Me." Bel "Then I may live upon hope until next Bus day evening P" She: "Oh, poor fellow, is it as ba4 u that p Here, I'll lend you enough to btf a '4Iea1." Two Opinions.—She "No matter bow sasart$ man io he is sure to meet some other man who Is smarter." Ile: IT"; and about 10.000 vowa who tbmlr tbov are Printed by C T. at Vaughan's Printing Workfi, i, Salubriowf Place, &waii8feat m the County of Glamorgan,